The Time Mick Jagger Was Obsessed With Angie Jolie
In 1997, Angie Jolie played a stripper in the video for the Rolling Stones' "Anybody Seen My Baby?" and there's a rumor that shortly after shooting ended, they crotch-thrusted on each other while they were both married. In author Christopher Andersen's new book about Mick Jagger called “MICK: The Wild Life and Mad Genius of Jagger,” he co-signs that rumor and writes that Angie's hypnotic vagina put Mick in a trance and he probably would've dropped his wife at the time Jerry Hall for her if she asked. So that's how Angie got her Junior Home Wrecker League badge of honor.
Christopher writes that Angie didn't even want to do the Rolling Stones video, but her late mother Marcheline Bertrand convinced her to do it. Christopher makes it sound like Marcheline had a little Pimp Mama Kris in her, because she really wanted her then 22-year-old daughter to marry a 400-year-old zombie. Christopher writes (via NYDN):
Angie’s Jagger-obsessed mother, actress-producer Marcheline Bertrand, felt otherwise. Although Jolie was already married to British actor Jonny Lee Miller of “Trainspotting” fame and carrying on an affair with actor Timothy Hutton, Marche felt that her daughter needed a man like Mick.
“Marche loved Mick for Angie,” said Marcheline’s friend Lauren Taines. “She felt that he could teach her about fame and how to handle it.”
For Mick, a large part of Jolie’s appeal was her wild streak. “She scares me a little,” he said. “I like that.” Encouraged by Marcheline, who was determined to see her mercurial daughter marry him, Mick wasted no time pursuing Jolie once the cameras stopped rolling. At first she refused to return his phone calls, and, in standard fashion, the messages began to pile up on her machine: “Angelina, it’s Mick. Will you please, please call me?” “Miss Jolie, why aren’t you returning my calls?” “Angelina, I have got to speak to you. Call me.”
Angie finally gave in to Mick and tried to make her mom happy by flying to Florida to be with him. Fucking Mick didn't give Angie any satisfaction, but she still kept him around for the next two years and added him to her harem of revolving peen, which included Russell Crowe, Timothy Hutton, Billy Bob Thornton and Nicolas Cage. In 1999, Angie stopped toying with Mick's innocent heart and ended it with him for good.
I never really believed the Mick and Angie rumors, but only because I don't really want to picture them sucking on each other's mouth lips. It probably looked like four obese slugs having an orgy. Just NO. But if this is true, then it's a good thing Angie chose Billy Bob Thornton as her second husband, because it wouldn't have turned out well for us if she went with Mick instead. I mean, imagine their kids. Bitch would've popped out giant lips with legs. Again, just NO.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 1:49pm.
Let me just say what I always say. Lolita teen -> incestuous goth -> sex bomb -> Holy Mother = NOT natural evolution. This woman is, has always been and will always be a fake.
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Makes me wonder what she will push her kids into when they reach puberty or will she protect them from predators.
I thought Angie "stole" her mom's boyfriend, no rape, just a way to hurt her mom. (I knew a girl in high school who would sleep with her boyfriend when her mom was at home, just to hurt her mom. I don't get that dynamic at all.) Also, Honey Badger, I think you're right, how can Angie be any good in bed when she's obviously starving. From the looks of her, doing anything except lying around smoking opium would just be too hard.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 11:32pm.
Dementa: I read (not that it makes it true) that MarciaLynn's boyfriend and Angie had sex.
Not sure if she "seduced" him or if he molested/raped her. Well, since she was underage, he DID rape her. But you know what I mean.
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That's nice. Throw in seduction to make the rape not so horrendous.
Underage laws are there for a reason. Adults exert influence.
Aside from that, Hekki, it's people like you that cause me to relive every hellish minute of my rape. There were a million things I could have done to prevent it. If I'd just closed my legs hard enough...if I hadn't worn makeup that day...
For those of you who think Brad and Kruger had a thing I just want to throw this out there - Tarantino was on a late night talk show doing promo for IB (loved that movie) and he said one of the major no-no's when shooting a film is sleeping on the set, which Brad did all the time while on set for this film. Quentin just let it go because, frankly, Brad seemed absolutely exhausted (the child army and all). I know QT would never hint at any affairs or obsessions that might have been going on behind the scenes and I haven't seen any of the premier red-carpet pics for that movie (and I know these celebrities are only human - or not), and I also know I tend toward naiveté in these matters because I'm still completely discombobulated with Tom Cruise being gay and contract marriages and robot spouses and whatnot (I mean, what's the point of life if you have to live it in such a manipulated way?) but, as I said, I just thought I'd throw that out there.
Submitted by pfk on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 2:18am.
"For those of you who are attracted to Bowie, Iman described how she came to be with him in an interview. He kept pursuing her despite the fact she kept brushing him off (mainly because she had no trust for rock stars or musicians). One day she was out on the street with him and all of a sudden he bent down and tied her shoelace, which had come undone. That was it for her (and that would be it for me, too, lol)."
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Oh yeah.../swoon, I'd be toast!
midnight.miss - I thought Billy Bob dumped Angie because she adopted Max. I think he left her while she was in Cambodia crossing the t's and dotting the i's on the final phase of the process. I don't think he is interested in kids at all even though he has quite a few of them. (One is in jail now for killing a child she was babysitting. Thornton was very quick to make a statement saying he hadn't seen his daughter in years and had very little to do with her while she was growing up. I guess the idiot wanted us all to know that it wasn't his example she was following.) Also, I think I just saw a headline somewhere (without reading the article) that gave me the impression he was now going around saying he always felt Angie was too good for him. Anyway, your comment is interesting because I remember Jolie saying that their lovemaking was so passionate they felt like they were killing each other, lol.
For those of you who are attracted to Bowie, Iman described how she came to be with him in an interview. He kept pursuing her despite the fact she kept brushing him off (mainly because she had no trust for rock stars or musicians). One day she was out on the street with him and all of a sudden he bent down and tied her shoelace, which had come undone. That was it for her (and that would be it for me, too, lol).
Angie reminds of me of my slutty aunty, who has screwed well over 500 guys. sometimes 4-6 over the duration of 24 hours.
she just wanted to fuck all the time, and my uncle couldnt give her enough so she ended up fucking with hundreds of other guys.
The one incident at the awards ceremony when she kissed him full on the lips was bad enough but this was obviously commonplace for them. That kind of intimacy is reserved for lovers only.
They must have been having an incestuous relationship.
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Dementa: I read (not that it makes it true) that MarciaLynn's boyfriend and Angie had sex.
Not sure if she "seduced" him or if he molested/raped her. Well, since she was underage, he DID rape her. But you know what I mean.
So very fucked up, however it happened.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:10pm.
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Wow. I really thought their kids got those jowl like features from Brad. Hmmm.
The pics with her brother are fucking disgusting! Was her brother dating someone who she tried to outsex I wonder? Cause she is so like the girl who needs to hoard ALL of the attention, inappropriate or not.
Submitted by didimao: "Check this out. I haven't read all of the posts but they are talking about the possible RO that Timothy Hutton got. Check out the pictures of Angie then. http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=235252&sid=ddf66...
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Holy CRAP. I had no idea they were photographed that MANY times kissing like that. That makes my skin crawl.
Guess I should have included a warning? Sorry about that.
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I don't know if it was after they divorced or while they were still together, but there was a story at the time about how she was circling BBT's house every night in her car to spy on him when he was cheating on her.
Life isn't ALL about men, Angelina. Jesus Christ.
I think she just got her chin implant then.
Submitted by didimao on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 11:05pm.
Check this out. I haven't read all of the posts but they are talking about the possible RO that Timothy Hutton got. Check out the pictures of Angie then. http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=235252&sid=ddf66...
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Wow at the pics of her and her bro making out.
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Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella :-
Gawd, I checked it out, and now I feel like hurling. I mean, the gifs at the bottom of the page - motherfucker, I love my brother, but HOLY SHIT that is just beyond weird. Oh well, c'est la vie and all that fancy shit
Check this out. I haven't read all of the posts but they are talking about the possible RO that Timothy Hutton got. Check out the pictures of Angie then. http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=235252&sid=ddf66...
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
Naughychimp, I once knew a girl who bragged about sleeping with over 100 guys, most during her high school years. A lot of them had girlfriends, so they would buy her things and do things for her to keep her quiet. As far as I knew she wasn't sexually abused, she just liked to screw guys and get stuff in return. Nice huh?
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
When people like Angie screw countless men and claim that it's because they're "wild and free and hyper-sexual," it usually means that they were sexually abused as kids, hate sex and use it only as a weapon and a tool.
I agree with Hekki; Angie definitely behaves like someone who was abused when younger.
mefungirl--that's kinda inneresting. Cause I always thought Jerry Hall was WAAAAAYYYYYYY more savvy than Madonna at media manipulation. And at keeping her marriage in tact. She gave good soundbite. And she's from Texas, where they know how to spin the media.
Basically, I love this theory!
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Submitted by Honey_Badger on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 6:37pm.
Jagger is creepy to me ever since I read that he seduced a very young Mackenzie Phillip. He said he had been waiting for it to happen since she was 10 years old.
Hey, at least he waited. It was the 70s, man.
mefunigirl...........OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by kathleenvh on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 8:50pm.
Submitted by Feral on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 5:05pm.
that would be Gabriel Luke Beauregard Jagger born 1997, making Jolie about 22 then.
here's a pic of Jerry holding the baby:
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_02/hallDM2703_468x317.jpg
look familiar? mhmm.
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Submitted by aradia07 on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 8:30pm.
Submitted by cocoebert on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 5:36pm.
The more I hear about Jolie's supposed amazing sexual prowess, the more I think she's a boring dud in bed.
Eh, She's probably "amazing" the first few times, then dudsville.
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Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella
"He left out that she was also trying to seduce Damian Lewis."
*hands earrings to my homegirl Evil Cupcake and slathers face with Vaseline*
IT'S ON, WHORE!!
In all seriousness, I kind of feel bad for AJ. She obviously had a very fucked up childhood. I did too, but at least my crazy mother never pimped me or my sister out. Damn.
Never to Jagger, although I love 'Beggars Banquet', 'Goat Head's Soup' and 'Let It Bleed'. If I was going to be with any Rolling Stone, it would be that hot slut Charlie Watts. Love the Hell out of him.
I so would with Bowie. I adore him. People also tell me I look like Jennifer Connelly so we could re-enact 'Labyrinth'.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Submitted by Feral on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 5:05pm.
Wasn't there some Blind Gossip rumor, can't remember specifics, believe it was about a much older A list rock star having an affair with a much younger actress who is now very famous?...rumor is actress got pregnant by older rock star, had a baby, and rock star and wife raised the child as their own...sound familiar to anyone else, or did I imagine this?
Again, just rumors and gossip, who knows if there is any truth to this, or if so, who its even about.
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Yes, there was a rumour about that not too long ago. rumour is angie got pregnant and disappeared for awhile and mick and his wife pretended to be pregnant so they could raise the baby themselves. The boy's name is adrien or something? All of mick and jerry hall's other kids have blue eyes, adrien has green
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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Ho mom lived in Riverdale, IL -- 13804 Wabash Avenue. Google maps will show it, but it's not the original home. She moved to California in 1965. Some residents say they've seen Voight visit her there.
I lived in Riverdale, IL in junior high and really liked it. Now? Yo ass will get shot just walkin' down the street. Hell, Google maps won't go in the subdivision where we lived. Really nice townhomes back in the day.
I Googled my old address: 13702 South Lowe, Riverdale, IL, and there's a link to a drug bust there. MY OLD ABODE!
Small ass world.
Submitted by Whatever on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 6:58pm.
She also hooked up with Colin Farrell and that french dude Halle Berry is with.
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& as I said earlier, tried to seduce that Damien Lewis guy. That French dude w Halle has been AROUND!
I get the feeling that she is hot in the sack until they are lured away from their partners and then she is bored with it all. Like, what's the point??
Submitted by cocoebert on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 5:36pm.
The more I hear about Jolie's supposed amazing sexual prowess, the more I think she's a boring dud in bed.
Eh, She's probably "amazing" the first few times, then dudsville.
I thought Marcheline was so beautiful, not as exotic as Angelina, but in a way more classically pretty. In fact I think Angie later got plastic surgery to look exactly like her mother.
What was creepy is one time I was looking at a memorial website for Marcheline, and her old longtime boyfriend (the one rumored to have slept with Angelina) made some really crude comment in her memorial. He said something like "I laugh at those people who lust after Angelina. They don't know Marcheline the way I did...Now SHE was the wine!" Something gross like that, indicating he had both of them. Thankfully someone took that quote down, but his tribute is still there.
cocoebert, I believe Billy Bob said as much in an interview after they split, something about lacking passion. He compared sex with her to fucking furniture, if I remember correctly.
Submitted by doncorleone on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 3:07pm.
Jagger - yuk.
Bowie - YES. Maybe not classically attractive, but he seems intelligent and that's a turn on. Plus his music is awesome. And hey, he's got Iman, so there you go!
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agreed!
plus I think Bowies pillow talk would be really interesting, Jaggers not so much
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Blather -
Are you really quarantined? Thats terrible, hope your gonna be okay and you can barf hearts anytime, it's Angieho I don't like not you!! My comment was horribly phrased. It's hotter than shit here and everyone's on edge. No worries. :) Peace!!!
If Mick and Angie had kids you know those little bastards could float though.
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Submitted by Honey_Badger on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 6:37pm.
*eyes bug out*
I'm putting Mick's name under Roman Polanski's on my Celebrity Creep List.
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Don Corleone, Maybe you didn't like me barfing hearts, hence...shut your mouth makes sense. I won't sick My Little Pony on you. I'm quarantined for 3 weeks and have cabin fever. I've gotten über sensitive. Mea culpa!
She also hooked up with Colin Farrell and that french dude Halle Berry is with.
Submitted by dementa on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 6:27pm.
BTW wasn't Marcia Lynn also the one who was okay with Angie Jo fucking mommy's boyfriend, or was it that she allowed an underage Angie to move in with her older BF? I can't remember.
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She allowed Angie's much older boyfriend move in with them when she was only 14 years old.
"One of my boyfriends lived with me at my [mother's] house when I was just 14. It was the smartest thing my mother could have done because, this way, we weren't hanging out in a park together."
"We lived like a married couple for two years. By the time I was 16, I wanted my freedom and wanted to focus on work."
"If anybody ever tells me that I am a mother to them like my [mother's] was to me, it will be a great compliment."
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Russell Crowe is a new dude to the lineup, as I've never heard that name bandied about with Jolie. Do you think Crowe's maanger just called the publisher and offered cash to be included? I mean, it doesn't HURT your career, to have slept with the beast. It only hurts your life. hahahahahahah
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
The Rolling Stones are one of the best rock bands of all time, but Mick Jagger is--and has always been--ugly as sin.
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It's PHELPS time!
Hold on a sec...she slept with Russell Crowe?? Did everyone know about this except me?
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"He's the angriest man you'll ever meet. He's like a man with a fork in a world of soup." Noel Gallagher on his brother Liam.
Jagger is creepy to me ever since I read that he seduced a very young Mackenzie Phillip. He said he had been waiting for it to happen since she was 10 years old.
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BTW wasn't Marcia Lynn also the one who was okay with Angie Jo fucking mommy's boyfriend, or was it that she allowed an underage Angie to move in with her older BF? I can't remember.
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Remember when it was Audrey Hepburn who gave us the messages we needed about refugees? I do. She was much more effective in her role. She took it very, very seriously. (Audrey. Not Skeltina.)
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 12:47pm.
"Well to her credit it would have at least been the crazy sex fuck Angie of yesteryear not the crypt keeper AP, and Reuters "mother of the year"
Ebola victim we see now."
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Now I know you said this biting the inside of your cheek, yes? ;-) We all know she's the same drugged out ho she always was...just a decade or two of having learned how to manipulate her PR. /gag
She and her *cough* fiance wouldn't bother me nearly so much if 1) they'd stop fucking lying/pretending and just be who they are, 2) they actually put lots of those millons they *earned* in the US, back into the US...not just a token throw out to NOLA. It irks me that they buy houses all over the world, support other economies...and do so little here, while earning the majority of their money here...and no, they will never, ever, get another penny from me. I will not support their lifestyle.
Together they must have the biggest lips on the planet. I saw the Stones only once but I still love their music.
The more I hear about Jolie's supposed amazing sexual prowess, the more I think she's a boring dud in bed.
Bowie seems smart and there's something interesting about him.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 5:20pm.
Even back in my sluttiest days, I'd have to be passed out. If I opened my eyes to see that trick's face, they'd be putting me in a padded cell.
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I know! There's no way in hell I'd do Mick while conscious.
She was in her early 20s and he in his early 50s, but he's ALWAYS looked ancient. She has the absolute worst taste in men.