Panty Creamer Of The Day: ScarJo's Bodyguard
To celebrate the fact that she's getting paid $19,999,999.50 too much to mumble out lines in the next Avengers movie, ScarJo rolled around on a yacht in Taormina, Italy today with a friend and her piping hot, panty pudding-churning bodyguard. I read a rumor last week, or so, that ScarJo auditioned to be Bradley Cooper's latest beard and that she's no longer getting on that Nate Naylor dude, but I don't know the exact goings-on of her punane. Whatever her situation currently is, she should still pull some The Bodyguard shit and get on the piece that's protecting her multi-million dollar chichis. That dude is like the epitome of the late 80s and ScarJo needs to take her coochie time traveling.
Dude is like late 80s Charlie Sheen meets Jose Canseco's hair part meets Baywatch Nights-era The Hoff meets the sunglasses section of a Florida gas station circa 1989. I bet he always smells like Hawaiian Tropic dark tanning oil, drives an '87 yellow Camaro, has a bathroom cabinet stocked with Nair, calls everyone "boss" and sleeps on a waterbed covered with a black panther comforter. Don't even get me started about how hot he looks when he makes a call on his brick cell phone. Swoon. And swoon.
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So freaking hot! There's no way in hell she's not doing him, especially she's into olden men.
Yes yes yes yes yes! I need to go fap.
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The man's as gay as a picnic basket.
She strikes me as the type who likes to smell her own ass emissions.
doncorleone -- hey, hon! And yet another reason to love you -- I totally agree that she has a pig face! Nothing about this broad is appealing. She can't act & she's ugly. Her & Blake Lively, both ugly bitches who can't act.
Luscious titties on the man...and on scarlet...although I really don't get her appeal..
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
I know you guys think that she is caca but she got me with Lost in Translation. The end makes my eyes leak every time.
Why does ScarJo need a bodyguard? Esp. on a yacht?
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"If music be the food of love, play on." ~ William Shakespeare
Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella
Is she picking her nose in thumbnail 5? I never understood her appeal, she has a pig face. Bodyguard my ass
He's ALL into her and she's praying to God there aren't any cameras around. I can't believe she left that hot piece of serial killer Nate Naylor.
I get that she's pickin' her nose in 5....but wth is wrong with her hand in 8? Thats some waterworld crap there.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Thanks Spider. I don't know what happened today either. I just have to learn to not let the few rotten apples spoil the D for me.
P.S. Love your avie pic.
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"If music be the food of love, play on." ~ William Shakespeare
Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella
I suddenly feel warm and tingley!
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 8:42pm.
Submitted by Honey_Badger on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 8:39pm.
hahahaha
DirtyWhoreMouth: (I like saying your name!)
I'm almost afraid to admit personal about myself or about my profile after today. But lets make out anyway. :-)
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Oh I don't think we'll be having anymore trouble with that douchebag but I like where your head is at. Shall I pick you up around 9?
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It's a date! ;-)
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"If music be the food of love, play on." ~ William Shakespeare
Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella
Submitted by Honey_Badger on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 8:39pm.
"I'm almost afraid to admit personal about myself or about my profile after today."
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I've been reading and lurking here a very long time SalmaNella, no clue what was up Provo's butt earlier (maybe a CO$ bot hacked their acct?) but suffice it to say, I adore your snark, and please don't go anywhere!
I can totally hear Sharon Stone dialing his company's 800 number right now.
Submitted by elanenergy on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 8:40pm.
Please, this guy has 'roid man boobs.
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I still want to suckle those nipples...
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"If music be the food of love, play on." ~ William Shakespeare
Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella
Submitted by Honey_Badger on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 8:39pm.
hahahaha
DirtyWhoreMouth: (I like saying your name!)
I'm almost afraid to admit personal about myself or about my profile after today. But lets make out anyway. :-)
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Oh I don't think we'll be having anymore trouble with that douchebag but I like where your head is at. Shall I pick you up around 9?
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Please, this guy has 'roid man boobs. And why is she getting paid so much $$$$$. These "stars" should get scale pay, and let us Dlisters decide who gets the pay grade. Scarlett is not the one.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
hahahaha
DirtyWhoreMouth: (I like saying your name!)
I'm almost afraid to admit personal about myself or about my profile after today. But lets make out anyway. :-)
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"If music be the food of love, play on." ~ William Shakespeare
Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella
Submitted by Daniee on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 8:34pm.
"Meh...he's not my type at all. Too Ken Doll."
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Yeah same, not a fan of blondes...like mine dark and furry.
And, yeah, they've got the 'fucking' body language going on.
My feelings about this post would be best summed up with a classic line from Family Guy:
"Is that a banana in your pocket, or a penis in your pocket?"
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It's PHELPS time!
HA! Miniboner
Honey badger, is that you in your avie.. if so, wanna make out? lol
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Meh...he's not my type at all. Too Ken Doll. Scarlett has rockin hips on her! jealous.
There's no fucking way they're not fucking.
They are fucking each other. It also looks like he's getting a mini boner there. NICE!
MK, the last paragraph is spot on! LOL
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"If music be the food of love, play on." ~ William Shakespeare
Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella