Panty Creamer Of The Day: ScarJo's Bodyguard
To celebrate the fact that she's getting paid $19,999,999.50 too much to mumble out lines in the next Avengers movie, ScarJo rolled around on a yacht in Taormina, Italy today with a friend and her piping hot, panty pudding-churning bodyguard. I read a rumor last week, or so, that ScarJo auditioned to be Bradley Cooper's latest beard and that she's no longer getting on that Nate Naylor dude, but I don't know the exact goings-on of her punane. Whatever her situation currently is, she should still pull some The Bodyguard shit and get on the piece that's protecting her multi-million dollar chichis. That dude is like the epitome of the late 80s and ScarJo needs to take her coochie time traveling.
Dude is like late 80s Charlie Sheen meets Jose Canseco's hair part meets Baywatch Nights-era The Hoff meets the sunglasses section of a Florida gas station circa 1989. I bet he always smells like Hawaiian Tropic dark tanning oil, drives an '87 yellow Camaro, has a bathroom cabinet stocked with Nair, calls everyone "boss" and sleeps on a waterbed covered with a black panther comforter. Don't even get me started about how hot he looks when he makes a call on his brick cell phone. Swoon. And swoon.
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I've always liked ScarJo's body and envy her hips. I don't know any man who doesn't drool at the sight of her.
FUCK.
20 MILLION DOLLARS.
Lucky bitch.
Must admit that I was kind of disappointed in ScarJo's leaked topless pic. Always thought they would be more...um...impressive.
NSFW: http://www.inflexwetrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/IFWT_ScarlettJoh...
Submitted by Honey_Badger on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 12:03am.
hahahahahaha!
I don't know whether to laugh, or to ((hug)) you!
oh wait dangit I already laughed!
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Submitted by agirl on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 12:13am.
ScarJo has lost a LOT of weight.
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Way too much! She looks much better when she has a few most pounds on her, I like when she has her nice full rack and she has those nice full hips:P
ubmitted by Honey_Badger on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 12:03am.
Submitted by Honeybadger on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 11:56pm.
Submitted by Honey_Badger on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:50pm.
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Hmph... Impostor!
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Oh dear, today is not my day....
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Lol, it's like going to a party and you find another girl is wearing the same dress! :) o well how could you know Honey B!?
In that second to last thumbnail, you can see his boner.
You know I never thought about it before, but I need me a bodyguard.
ScarJo has lost a LOT of weight.
I still say hie boob looks like one of those icing bags :)
Honey_Badger: It's weird. You do seem to attract a lot of mean comments (though I don't think the other Honey Badger meant any of that foolishness). But you seem OK to me. Maybe they are just JELLY H8TERS!
When I first started posting here, I read about jelly haters and for the life of me could not understand why anyone would hate sweet delicious jelly. lol, duh
Submitted by Honeybadger on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 11:56pm.
Submitted by Honey_Badger on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:50pm.
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Hmph... Impostor!
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Oh dear, today is not my day....
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"Sometimes you need to take a deep breath and say fuck it!" ~ Whamo
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 11:51pm.
Submitted by Alligator boots on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:26pm.
I have to write this but most of you are *severally* mentally defective.
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Ahahaha. You can't spell AND you are a flaming troll.
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LMAO... Come on now crazy,.it's tough to go through life being severally menial detectives!
Submitted by Honey_Badger on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:50pm.
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Hmph... Impostor!
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
That guy has a big long boob in the main picture
Submitted by Alligator boots on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:26pm.
I have to write this but most of you are *severally* mentally defective.
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Ahahaha. You can't spell AND you are a flaming troll.
You suck the tit of arrogance and viciousness.
Begone!
This is who the bodyguard reminds me of...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Cole
Lol
www.poopreport.com :)
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She is probably one of the worst actors in Hollywood. How anyone would pay that kind of money for this dud is beyond me. She lost her looks long ago and wouldn't turn many heads passing her on the street. As far as her having a new boy-toy , she seems to be racking them up at a quick pace. Just my opinion... ... Love The Ghost.
@Alligator Boots:
You asked for comments from people who don't comment much,
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I'll just add this there Alligator, who the fuck are you to even ask for comments of any kind be they from regulars or otherwise? Who the fuck are you to deem what's worthy of you and your attention? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? Seriously, this isn't your blog, you don't dictate what we say, how we say it, who we say it to. You're just a person that for reasons of insecurity seem to think you have an intellectual superiority over everyone else. If you don't think you're being intellectually stimulated then obviously you're on the wrong site. You seem to have out grown the site so find another the suits your needs, it's really not about that though is it? No it's about you getting some sort of attention you're not getting in your real life. We are not here for your benefit, we are here to talk with friends and have fun. Calling people sheep and blabla bla lol, it's just you jumping up down yelling mom mom mom mom. Lol,
Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out!
I think Scar has a really nice figure, she just stands kind of weird - a bit pigeon toed with her butt slicking out. Like in that movie He's Just Not That Into You.
Her face looks pretty with her hair down.
Yeah, and her WOMB GOT POLLUTED!
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Yeah, and her WOMB GOT POLLUTED!
I agree with whoever said ScarJo has a thick waist. Mine looks like that right now and I'm about 8 weeks preggo and bloaty. Can't stand her for some reason - she seems like she has zero personality, less than Hollywood-level beauty, mediocre acting skills, and yet for some reason seems to think she's above everyone else.
*looks around for someone to report that ScarJo is pregnant with bodyguard's baby*
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 11:17pm.
That's really her bodyguard? SHE is no Elvira Hancock! Don't get high on your own supply, and don't fuck with 'the help'.
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But Tex, Elvira did both! ;)
Alligator boots is a bad troll. And by that I mean he trolls poorly.
I love ScarJo's body--she looks fit, healthy, and like she actually enjoys food from time to time.
That's really her bodyguard? SHE is no Elvira Hancock! Don't get high on your own supply, and don't fuck with 'the help'.
@Alligator Boots:
You asked for comments from people who don't comment much, as opposed to what you called the same 10 "bozos" who have ruined this blog with their comments.
I don't comment much, so as per your request here you are:
You can leave now. Don't come back unless you've learned some manners.
@ Don
Ahhhh, I do see the moob resemblance to Mr. Cowell. I'll admit that I'd hit Cowell hard. He may be a prick but I seem to be attracted to his.
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"sometimes you need to take a deep breath and say fuck it!" ~ by Whamo on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:01pm.
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*slaps Whamo in head with sports bra*
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I now have the strangest tan line in the damndest place you ever saw. Huh.
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The hand print is bit telling!
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You joke. My husband walked into our bedroom when I was naked and he stopped dead and said, "What in sunburn hell did you do to get like that?"
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Submitted by cocoebert on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:21pm.
At first I figured it was some daft political argument set in Armenia so I just scrolled past it.
Was never that familiar with Prov's posts, and in fact the first time I noticed him was when he claimed he gets mistaken for Matt Bomer all the time in one of the Magic Mike promo topics. Yeah, I doubt it.
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At first I thought he was Simon Cowell LOL - but he is not hairy enough, but the moobs match
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:27pm.
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*slaps Whamo in head with sports bra*
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I now have the strangest tan line in the damndest place you ever saw. Huh.
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The hand print is bit telling!
Thanks (((Lucy))) I like you too.
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"sometimes you need to take a deep breath and say fuck it!" ~ Whamo
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Now ScarJo and David Hasselhoff are filming scenes from the Princess Diana movie? What happened to Naomi Watts? I'm confused..
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Submitted by Honey_Badger on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:20pm.
Lucy and Twattie: I remember Within saying she was going on vacation to Amsterdam in July. I miss her too. She always brightens the place up.
Yeah, I like her. And you too. Don't leave again. ♥
He looks like Simon crossed with David Hasselhoff in the main pic.
Submitted by cocoebert on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:21pm.
At first I figured it was some daft political argument set in Armenia so I just scrolled past it.
Was never that familiar with Prov's posts, and in fact the first time I noticed him was when he claimed he gets mistaken for Matt Bomer all the time in one of the Magic Mike promo topics. Yeah, I doubt it.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:27pm.
ubmitted by Dog on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:19pm.
*slaps Whamo in head with sports bra*
I cant leave you alone for a damn minute, you whore!
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Hey I was being good I did say there were only two women I could run off with so...you know, I know my boundaries :P
Ps....nice!:D
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I now have the strangest tan line in the damndest place you ever saw. Huh.
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Alligator Boots, just shut up, will you? You keep banging on about how much you hate it here and how much we all suck, yet you keep posting. You aren't upsetting anyone and you're making a fool of yourself. I suggest you go do the Vulcan Mind Meld with your other username in the Brad's brother thread and see if maybe you can come up with some new schtick. We get it: you hate us. Gee, waaaaaaah!
Dolt.
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the guy was doing a lady gaga, cuz sunglasses always hide the ugly
when his sunglasses came off, UGLY as hell.
but he looks big like 6'5" tall and big, so he could probably pick me up and plow me to hell and back.... *Swoon* as long as i put a bag over his head.
Honey: There was speculation, since she was his "muse" for a while, and he is a pervert.
I kind of think she put him off and he's so self-loathing that he didn't think he deserved something so young and pretty. But who knows? She seems like she has some insecurity issues and maybe he outfoxed her.
ubmitted by Dog on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:19pm.
*slaps Whamo in head with sports bra*
I cant leave you alone for a damn minute, you whore!
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Hey I was being good I did say there were only two women I could run off with so...you know, I know my boundaries :P
Ps....nice!:D
He looks a lot like Simon Cowell.
And could please someone tell me why I'm still reading celeb trash? I hate each and everyone of them. Every time I comment, I start with "I'm no fan, I never liked him/her.." I really don't and one of those I dislike the most ist Scarjo. She's a bitch, stupid and she doesn't look good, just average. If her personality wasn't that bad I would probably find her pretty.
But I think I hate her 80's bodyguard even more, bodyguards shouldn't try to get laid.
I wouldn't mind being the tangy zip of miracle whip in that sandwich. Zowie.
@ Hekki:
ScarJo did it with Pedo Allen?
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"sometimes you need to take a deep breath and say fuck it!" ~ by Whamo on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:01pm.
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Guy looks like he got stuck in the mid-80s...it happens. He's all smiles and she isn't...this will not last past next Fuckday.
@ Honey_Badger
If you're referring to the thread earlier about the Jews and Armenian genocide, yeah, that was ugly even by interweb standards. Dude was maximum trolling. Ah well, I think most of us come here to have fun and snark, not to be bigots.
She looks thick in the waist, I guess after avengers stopped and she didn't have to worry about how she looked in a skin tight body suit anymore, she doubled up on the all you can eat pasta at Olive Garden...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Hell yeah. I'd I were ScarJo, I'd hit it a few times.
I wonder what happened between her and Woody Allen. I'm not 100% sure she did him.
*slaps Whamo in head with sports bra*
I cant leave you alone for a damn minute, you whore!
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@mefunigirl More like bubbles. Big blobs of lazy, squishy, silicone Michelin Man bubbles.
@Twatty she did that on purpose too. She got cheek implants and a nose job, and that's what she came out looking like. Fucking failure of a whore.
Give me back my goddamn HELMET!