Open Post: Hosted By My Kind Of Music Video
French pop group Aikiu (no, I don't know who that is either) found the third best use for gay porn next to fapping material and using it to scare away Jane Pitt from the Thanksgiving table when you see her reaching for the last piece of pumpkin pie you've been eyeing. Aikiu mashed together clips of the band playing instruments with gay porn stars in fuck time action to make the NSFWish video for their song "Pieces of Gold." There's no VP (visible peen), but there's plenty of O faces. It's kind of like an 80s gay version of Diesel's safe for work porn.
Now I need Aikiu to do a completely NSFxW version of this and flip things around by splicing together clips of the band making "playing my musical instrument and really into it" faces with gay porn stars going at it.
Source: Pop Trash Addicts via ONTD
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Good morning Thamar! Congrats on your 4 years with the D!
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Hey checking in. Get some perspective. Everything is the same as it ever was here. Ha! Names have changed.
Sarah R love your avi. What a mug!
Hey MK I am one week from four years on dlisted. Do I get a diplôme or a golden dildo or something?
Hello to everybody real. You know who you are!
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This video is now my favorite!
Where the hell is Within Reason anyway? or have I just been missing her posts?
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Sucky, is NOTHING like any of the regular trolls. He's funny. Why would anyone even bring him up?
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Who knew planning a trip to "Yellowstone Natl. Park" to see boo boos, and Yogi would cost a grip :| Damn, going to a national park ain't what it used to be.
Team Poopelone's pretty consistent with his racist views, albeit not as aggressive as he was today.
He wasn't hacked.
That's how he is.
Some people's darkest thoughts come out when they are seething.
I hate being fooled by friends, too.
But fuck him.
And I love you all, please don't bring Sucky into this. He is adorable, and he is never aggressively racist. He is a doll and has a heart of gold and a cock of steel, and NO ONE wants to fuck my hot Jewish boss harder than SUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by TequilaTax on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 6:16pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 5:54pm
You will not believe how I got this problem fixed.
I was directed to Yahoo answers portion of their website and someone listed an 800 number to call.
On a side note, just before the operator came on, I heard an automated message that said they were aware that there are many Yahoo users who can't access their mail and the problem is being worked on.
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I was having the same problem just now. Thanks for the info.
Submitted by Flynn on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 12:29am.
I never worry about black bears (unless they have cubs). They just break in and make a mess.
I live in Northern Canada, and am use to seeing the bears in the bush or outer limits of town but I am smack dab in the middle. He was a big guy too.
Keep the cat in Flynn (if you have one)!
Dlisted is going all wonky on here for me tonight. Going out for a bike ride to cool down a bit and pick up my ingredients for making Keylime Jelly roll!
Later folks.
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@Flynn
I take it you're now just cleaning out your soiled underoos ;)
I would have simply frozen and shat myself. Scary!
I did come face to with a coyote once myself scared our of my mind but more for my pup whom I was walking!
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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Mr. Mercury ♥
Flynn, Did he happen to whisper, "Only YOU Can Prevent Wildfires"?
Holy shit, went out my back door to sneak a smoke and there was a huge, black bear in the alley, eating someone's garbage.
Hmm Provy got banned?! He'll be back, he's always said if banned he'll simply reincarnate as another delicious Italian cheese :D
And he's ALWAYS been racist and has been banned before...especially against African Americans. If you missed it, you either lack reading comprehension or sympathized with his views...
He was always "forgiven" cause he added other stuff to convos when the racist misogynist pig wasn't "on".
And do not bring Suckay into this! ♥♥he's a rainbow colored unicorn from heaven!
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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Mr. Mercury ♥
Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:23pm.
Ha, I was banned at Just Jared and at PerezHilton. I called Perez Mario Lavandiarrhea (his real name is Mario Lavandeira)
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Bwha ha hahahahahahahaaa!!
jeebus fuck-a-doodle-doo, folks!... there's just all kinds of silly shenanigans going on around this place today!... i can't even keep up!... it's exhausting, i tell ya!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH3ruuml-R4
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Nite GG
Pleasant dreams
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"If music be the food of love, play on." ~ William Shakespeare
"Sometimes you need to take a deep breath and say fuck it!" ~ Whamo
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Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella :-
Nite people. Sleep well.
ILoveRArmitage, that list you gave is horrifying and odd.
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I missed everything too, but can say that Sucky has pleasantly shown himself to be a truly good person under the ridicudonk dlisted facade. Never seen that from Provy, and Poopele is just heinous.
When MK bans, is it your IP address? Poopele's account is still active.
Yeah, so... what the hell happened here today? I almost think a Loon or two infiltrated to torment us but that Alligator person seemed too intelligent to be one.
And Provy was always one of the people who I'd laugh at, like sucky. Sometimes he'd go too far, but he was usually funny. Something was up with Provolone today.
Poopele is usually offensive (funny once in a blue moon), but no one really takes the bait, and the comments are few and far between, so I don't get too riled.
Nite Doggie! Sleep with the angels as my nanna used to say!
Thanks, GG.
Off to bed. Have a sweet night.
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Doggie,no just asshats.
So Provy and Poopy are the same? Say it ain't so, Joe!
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I thought you guys were talking about that Poople fool, for a minute.
Submitted by Honey_Badger on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:28pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:23pm.
So what the fuck exactly happened with Provolone? I didn't see any of this shit. What thread is it in?
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It was in the thread about the new Kardashian baby. If he was banned his comments may be gone now. However, I'm not about to go back and look for them again.
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Thank ya! Let me go take a peek...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Is it wrong that the whole time I was watching the video I was thinking that those are some janky teeth.
As for the whole finger up the ass thing, I suppose it's better to be asked to stick your finger up there than your tongue. This happened to my BFF. I almost threw up when she told me.
My brother-in-law has told me some horror stories about people who come to the e/r where he is a doc and the interesting things that have been stuck up asses. Light bulbs, champagne flutes, drumsticks (both chicken and drum), straws, clothes pins, forks, spoons, spaghetti, and a slinky.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Little-Rascal,
:)
Yep. Xoxo
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:23pm.
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Oops! Yeah, I think it's a "he". I can't tell most people's genders here.
heh, I have the same problem on here.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:20pm.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:41pm.
Had he ever said anything anti-Semitic before today? I can recall him making some racist statements in the past, but nothing anti-Semitic. Never anything half as vile as the stuff he was saying today, either.
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Every once in awhile he would hint at anti-semetic things or race things. He also hated teachers, people in unions, basically anyone not Republican but it was all under the guise of "fun"
I never said I thought he was a good person. : )
I'd just never before seen him exhibiting and virulent, studied, conspiracy-minded anti-Sematism like he did today.
That's intersecting about the (possible) Poopele connection. That had never occurred to me. I'm always too busy looking for Angela incarnations.
I never saw nastiest fingers my life.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:23pm.
So what the fuck exactly happened with Provolone? I didn't see any of this shit. What thread is it in?
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It was in the thread about the new Kardashian baby. If he was banned his comments may be gone now. However, I'm not about to go back and look for them again.
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"If music be the food of love, play on." ~ William Shakespeare
"sometimes you need to take a deep breath and say fuck it!" ~ by Whamo on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:01pm.
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Wow. I haven't been here nearly as long as a lot of you and even I remember how racist Provy was when I first got here.
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Submitted by kittymuffin on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:17pm.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:12pm.
I never talked to Provolone much because before I joined the D, someone was calling her out for her racist comments. Today's comments don't really surprise me.
Provoline is a girl?..if so ..I am dumb
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Oops! Yeah, I think it's a "he". I can't tell most people's genders here.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
So what the fuck exactly happened with Provolone? I didn't see any of this shit. What thread is it in?
b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:59pm.
There were a few times I got into it with Provolone when he first got here. He hinted at things from time to time. He made friends so I left him alone. I always thought he was also the poster with the MIT Romney AVI too.
Could be wrong.
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Zomay, you mean Poopele? He has Mitt Romney avatar. Actually several Dlisted old-timers told me that Poopele and Provolone are the same poster.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:41pm.
Had he ever said anything anti-Semitic before today? I can recall him making some racist statements in the past, but nothing anti-Semitic. Never anything half as vile as the stuff he was saying today, either.
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Every once in awhile he would hint at anti-semetic things or race things. He also hated teachers, people in unions, basically anyone not Republican but it was all under the guise of "fun"
I never went back to that topic and I'm glad I didn't. Honestly, I was surprised. Maybe I don't come here enough, but I don't ever remember Provolone talking like that. I too was thinking someone hacked the account.
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:12pm.
I never talked to Provolone much because before I joined the D, someone was calling her out for her racist comments. Today's comments don't really surprise me.
Provoline is a girl?..if so ..I am dumb
I never talked to Provolone much because before I joined the D, someone was calling her out for her racist comments. Today's comments don't really surprise me.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
http://freshome.com/2012/04/27/fluid-design-captured-in-glass-pool-adorn...
Check out this architectural wonder in Mumbai India
On a hot day it would be nice to have a pool on the apartment balcony but it would be rather messy to clean. Interesting concept though.
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They already have things like this in Las Vegas hotel rooms, but hotels have maids. I couldn't imagine living here with kids or without a maid but it looks awesome!!! Why aren't they building shit like his in America?
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
That is really neat looking, but I agree cleaning would be a bitch.
Submitted by Honey_Badger on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 6:55pm.
http://freshome.com/2012/04/27/fluid-design-captured-in-glass-pool-adorn...
Check out this architectural wonder in Mumbai India
On a hot day it would be nice to have a pool on the apartment balcony but it would be rather messy to clean. Interesting concept though.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:49pm.
Same thing happened to me last night. I majorly freaked about something that normally wouldn't bother me. It wasn't even hot here yesterday. LOL
There were a few times I got into it with Provolone when he started posting here. He hinted at things from time to time. He made friends so I left him alone. I always thought he was also the poster with the Mit Romney Avi as well.
Could be wrong.
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:41pm.
Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:28pm.
Wow! I decide to be (sorta) productive for once and miss all the drama.
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Right? I missed all the offending posts this a.m. too. Provolone came across as a nice bloke. Never would've pegged him/her (him?) as a racist.
The heat is making people completely stir crazy. I had to apologize to my bf after I became a blubbering mess when he made an off-the-cuff remark that I normally would've laughed at. It was like, a nuclear meltdown.
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It's PHELPS time!
Mmmmm, I wish that guy'd come play my tambourine and I'm pretty sure some fudge was getting packed in at least one of those scenes.
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:28pm.
Wow! I decide to be (sorta) productive for once and miss all the drama.