Night Crumbs
Michael Phelps pushes his razor and wax kit away for Details… And why does his right pec look like it’s trying to get away from his armpit? – Just Jared
The Princess Diana biopic starring Naomi Watts could be worse. It could be on Lifetime and star Lindsay Lohan and Adnan Ghalib – Lainey Gossip
Every now and again we must be reminded that Susan Sarandon has a pair of magnificent chichis – The Superficial
Anne Hathaway looks like she’s about to fly off and fight Captain Hook – Celebitchy
Beyonce’s poem for Frank Ocean’s coming out sounds straight out of the commercial for Calvin Klein’s Be perfume – Towleroad
Do my eyes want to stare at Sofia Vergara’s chichis or that delicious lemonade? – Drunken Stepfather
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen those same panties RiRi’s wearing hanging to dry on the shower rod in my abuelita’s bathroom and I don’t like it – Hollywood Tuna
FYI: A baby just came out of there – Popoholic
George Clooney played this same prank on Brad Pitt, but with a merkin made out of his own pubes instead of a head wig made out of his own hair – The Berry
Don’t be jealous of Janice Dickinson’s salmon jerky hotness – ICYDK
One of my gold digging idols Victoria Silvstedt takes a break from slurping on wrinkled sugar daddy dick – IDLYITW
Sienna Miller had a girl – Popsugar
Glamberace might go back to American Idol as a judge – OMG Blog
Kanye West unleashes his inner shade-throwing cunt queen at Media Takeout – Crunk + Disorderly
Hungover on a Monday….. Owls are just like us! – Cityrag
If you don’t want Jessica Biel around, just pull the bad shit. Good to know. – Hollywood Rag
Philip Seymour Hoffman is Plutarch Heavensbee. Like officially. – I’m Not Obsessed
Ron Perlman is the best – Videogum