The Kartrashians Welcome Their Newest Money Maker Into The Family

As the E! cameras rolled and Pimp Mama Kris stood to the side holding a contract for her newest kash kow to sign in blood, the slow one, Kourtney Kardashian, birthed out her second baby, a daughter, in Los Angeles yesterday morning. It won’t be long before you see the headline “SCOTLAND CHANGING ITS NAME TO ANYTHING BUT SCOTLAND” and this is the reason why. Right after Kourtney and Scott Disick’s second kid learned how to say FML with her eyes while looking at Grandma Bruce’s shellacked veal face for the first time, the family gave all the details to E! including the poor child’s name:

“Scott and I are overjoyed to welcome our precious angel Penelope Scotland Disick into our lives. We are forever blessed. Mommy and baby are resting comfortably,” Kourtney tells E! News.

The 33-year-old E! star had an all-natural birth, and her new mini-me tipped the scales at 7 pounds, 14 ounces.

SCOTLAND? As in Scott Land? Wouldn’t Doucheland be more appropriate? But you know, I like the name Penelope and it really fits. No, Kourtney and Scott didn’t give Mason’s little sister the name PMK wanted, Ka-Ching Kardashian, but Penelope is even better. Just imagine PMK holding her granddaughter while saying, “What a pretty Penny.” I see what you did there, Kourtney and Scott.