The Kartrashians Welcome Their Newest Money Maker Into The Family
As the E! cameras rolled and Pimp Mama Kris stood to the side holding a contract for her newest kash kow to sign in blood, the slow one, Kourtney Kardashian, birthed out her second baby, a daughter, in Los Angeles yesterday morning. It won't be long before you see the headline "SCOTLAND CHANGING ITS NAME TO ANYTHING BUT SCOTLAND" and this is the reason why. Right after Kourtney and Scott Disick's second kid learned how to say FML with her eyes while looking at Grandma Bruce's shellacked veal face for the first time, the family gave all the details to E! including the poor child's name:
"Scott and I are overjoyed to welcome our precious angel Penelope Scotland Disick into our lives. We are forever blessed. Mommy and baby are resting comfortably," Kourtney tells E! News.
The 33-year-old E! star had an all-natural birth, and her new mini-me tipped the scales at 7 pounds, 14 ounces.
SCOTLAND? As in Scott Land? Wouldn't Doucheland be more appropriate? But you know, I like the name Penelope and it really fits. No, Kourtney and Scott didn't give Mason's little sister the name PMK wanted, Ka-Ching Kardashian, but Penelope is even better. Just imagine PMK holding her granddaughter while saying, "What a pretty Penny." I see what you did there, Kourtney and Scott.
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Scott's praying this girl doesn't inherit Mom's chimp face --like the son.
It's telling that they refuse to marry each other.
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That's because he's in it for the money and "fame". He's a famewhore just like the Kardashians and Jenners.
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Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:29pm.
Every picture he's in, he's looking off into the distance - never at her. And he has the most soulless eyes........
Every picture he's in, he's looking off into the distance - never at her. And he has the most soulless eyes........
Sensing a new celeb trend-- naming their spawn after countries-- most recently Mariah with Moroccan (even though she turned it into an adjective), and now Scotland... Was Alec Baldwin the first with Ireland?
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I don't feel sorry for that baby...she came out of womb crying that her baby Birkin was the wrong shade of blue.
Cute name (the Penelope part, not fucking Scotland...what the fuck!?). The kid already has enough hardship to deal with, being a part of the Kartrashian Klan...at least they only saddled her with half of an idiotic name.
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It's PHELPS time!
He looks stupid; she looks stupid; the name is stupid. Same shit different day.
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Scott Dumbdick is the biggest tool on earth
I LOVE how Michael K. calls her "the slow one"!!!
I am so sorry Penelope that you got born into this nasty clan, my condolences...I think being raised by a pack of wolves would be preferable...poor kid, PMK has probably already made a deal with Lucifer and she will be forced to pimp out diapers, it is only down hill from here...loathe this family to their core, and Scotland??? No ego in that name...Scott Sickdick is a joke....
I want some spoiled famewhore to name her kid Kyrgyzstan, just so we could make fun of it.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 12:20pm.
Provy is not a troll, nor is he ever rude, racist or even a tad arguementative. WTF?
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If you check out the HSOTD post, it looks like Provy's gone a little off the deep end today...
Somewhere in a hospital broom closet, Scott is pounding a nurse while reading this and laughing like a menace.
How about you go back to posting big tittied avies, it will at least leave you with one fan on this site.
Submitted by Alien on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 12:24pm.
And I just love "Ka-Ching Kardashian, but Penelope is even better. Just imagine PMK holding her granddaughter while saying, "What a pretty Penny." "
and like a penny, it costs more to produce them than they're worth.
What the hell happened in here?
Appropriate:
http://youtu.be/ysMC-vhuYPM
Ugly fucking name, but at least it doesn't start with a K.
I saw an episode where Scott was trying to get back to his roots and doing Shabbot - he was setting everything up and Kourtney was mocking him about everything he was doing. She is one vile woman as is the whole Kardashian bunch. Kris Jenner couldn't get a buyer for the baby shower pix but will probably find one for the actual baby pix - probably the Daily Mail who loves these people.Grandma from hell- feel so sorry for this child.
I can't wait for that episode when Scott goes tearing through the house with a chainshow.
That guys career is just one failure after another and he hasn't gone for the obvious choice which is to be a rapper under the name "Dis Dick".
These Calabassas Whores probably actually believe that by naming this kid Scotland, the UK will embrace them and sign over a huge tourism endorsement deal. I swear that's how these deranged capitolists think. (And I'm a make your own money kinda girl). I would personally like to BEAT DOWN Ryan Seacrest for saturating the media market with these human hemoriods.
Oh, another innocent child gets sprung into the legal, criminal, porn cabal. How lovely.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
I think they are saving Ka-Ching for when Kim has a baby. Kourtney seems the most normal to me, not that I ever watch this show either, and I don't think she'll let PMK whore her child out.
Hi Provolone,
I don't know you, but I'm a Christian, a Catholic at that.
And I'm also tired for the anti-Catholic, anti-Christian slinging.
However, I truly don't understand where you are getting that the Jews massacred Armenians. Even Turks will say it was Turks. It's not exactly a secret?
I just noticed that Kim did get a tribute after all. PeneloPEE.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 12:50pm.
Yeah, if you have nothing else to criticize him for.
This prick? You have an ENDLESS list of things you can talk shit about. Why pick something even HE doesn't embrace to take a stand on? Then bring up that other shit as if it's relevant? Ignorant and WRONG. You said something stupid. Admit it and move on. Like I said, I'm really surprised and disappointed this bullshit came from you, you've always been cool up til now.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 12:20pm.
Provy is not a troll, nor is he ever rude, racist or even a tad argumentative.
But he said he gets mistaken for Matt Bomer, and didn't deliver proof.
SOUNDS LIKE AN ASSHOLE TO ME.
she looks like khloe in this pic.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
One is known for purposely releasing a sex tape of hers (where she take a full load in the mouth & gets pissed on) while lying about "it's being released without my permission!". Another is known for probably being the bastard child of her pimp-ager mother, who happily fucked some random dude while she was married to her then husband. This one is known for spreading her legs & getting knocked up twice outside of wedlock to a guy she'll probably break up with.
The whoretrashians are the WORST pieces of mud skank trash; they're a perfect example of everything that's currently wrong with American pop culture. I hope they disappear real soon; the world will be much better off with them being gone...
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 12:18pm.
that baby will be posing with her ass hanging out of her diaper by age 2.
Her G-STRING diaper, no doubt.
Submitted by Kizzy on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 12:38pm.
but where is your proof that he's Jewish?
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He said it on the show... he was not a "practicing" Jew but wanted to start doing more things to involve his family in Jewish culture... I guess you don't watch the show lol ME EITHER!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 12:40pm.
Wut up, mah honkys?? Armenians, Turks, Jews.... meh, did you know video killed the radio star?
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 12:20pm.
Provy is not a troll, nor is he ever rude, racist or even a tad arguementative. WTF?
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Girl where the hell did you get that? Troll, no. Racist, yes. Derp.
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Penelope is cute. Tina Fey used it. Scotland, on the other hand, is stupid. Not the country, but used as a name. Come on. Places as names: Lame.
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Can't believe those two are still together. It's going to get really rough with that 2nd child. Then again, they have nannies.
This is mean, but I've always thought she was so ugly. I don't know why, but I do. Something about her face.
Is it just me or does Scott look a LOT like an American Psycho?
Wow I don't know if Penelope is a good choice for the Kartrashians because of what we say in France: Penelope Salope. (salope = slut, bitch)
That would be better suited for Penelope Scotland's aunts...
And I just love "Ka-Ching Kardashian, but Penelope is even better. Just imagine PMK holding her granddaughter while saying, "What a pretty Penny." "
I hope that from now on, MK will call the baby Ka-Ching, especially when announcing the magazine cover that will pay them $$$ for their first pics.
The fact that Scott is Jewish and heffa is Armenian means nothing. It has nothing to do with the fact that they are both disgusting trash. Stick to the point.
There was that recent video of Scott, at a club, where he was drunk and he urinated into a waste paper basket and then kicked it over.
Yep, that is how I'd image he'd be as a lover too. Do his deed and then kick you out of his bed.
He seems like he'd be a cruel man. He very much reminds me of the male lead character in "Sleeping with the Enemy"
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Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella
This girl is so homely to me, but I guess considering her sister is comprised mainly of plastic, this is refreshing.
that baby will be posing withe her ass hanging out of her diaper by age 2. poor child has no idea what family she has been born into.
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Kim's really throwing a tantrum right now because I heard Kourtney promised if she can become Beyonce's bff ,the baby would be named Penelope Kimville. Shame.
PMK saw Scott nekkid in Kim's kitchen once.
Submitted by miz cynical on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 11:35am.
Lmao.
Marry, Fuck, Kill: Scott Disick, Tommy Girl, Gary Busey?
I'd marry Busey, Fuck ScottLand, kill TG.
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"Scott" Land = genius
MK's gotta do a piece on Scott's criminal dad too.
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I wonder if there is proof that Dickups family really did come from Scotland.
does this cum rag know where scotland is?
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 12:06pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 11:55am
You people need to make atonements for your genocides.
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Come-on guys, I know this is none of my business but the weekend was enough of a clusterfuck for this stuff, let's have some fun!!! :)
*slides Kizzy and and Provy a monday morning shot*
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Submitted by cocoebert on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 12:03pm.
Lol, educate us then, o wise one.
What are you confused about, my student?
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I'm saying provide some citations, troll.
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Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 11:46am.
This guy looks like a serial killer, and I would bet money on him being selfish in bed (sexually, and taking all the duvet when it's cold)
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He reminds me of Christian Bale in American Psycho!
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I understand Christian got that psycho grinning character's intensity down from studying Tom Cruise..lol!
No shit, he actually did!! Christian knew he was a nutbar even back then!
Submitted by cocoebert on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 12:03pm.
Lol, educate us then, o wise one.
What are you confused about, my student?
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 12:03pm.
I had the weirdest dream last night which began with the Kardashian daughters evading a mob hit!! Unfortunately the intended victim wasn't one of them but Moe Greene from the Godfather. They eventually evaded murder by hiding in the trunk of a hover car. I swear to God I didn't drink last night!
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