Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 9, 2012 / Posted by:

Dishwater Dave, a 48-year-old British dad from Newcastle who is known in his town as the “Lethal Weapon” for clearing the dance floor and killing hos with his hot, hot moves. But not everyone in Newcastle is amused with Dishwater Dave’s sweet dad moves and he’s been banned from his favorite bar Cosy Joes for sometimes knocking drinks out of hands when he boxes the beat. Dishwater Dave talked about this INJUSTICE!!!! with Metro:

“I love to dance because I get frustrated with life. I’m not a fighter, so I dance,” he said. He claimed he was turned away because his energetic routines saw many complain about their drinks getting spilled.

“I always apologise and buy people their drinks back. I’m just a crazy dancer. I get called Lethal Weapon by people because I’m wild. People have even put videos on YouTube of me dancing because they like me that much.’

If you want to see how wild Dishwater Dave can get, hold your cup of flavored caffeine tight when you press play on the mess of a video below, because he will knock it out of your hand with his “forever alone and not giving a fuck” moves.

Dishwater Dave isn’t going to let Cosy Joes’ hate get to him and he plans to keep on dancing. Thank EVERYTHING for that, because the world definitely needs a cocktail-murdering (no, it doesn’t) dad in a leather bomber jacket who busts out The Charleston, the Kid ‘n Play and a kick, ball, change while dancing to a Backstreet Boys song. Fight the haters with your moves, Dishwater Dave. You’re this generation’s Ren McCormack!

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