Hot Slut Of The Day!
Dishwater Dave, a 48-year-old British dad from Newcastle who is known in his town as the "Lethal Weapon" for clearing the dance floor and killing hos with his hot, hot moves. But not everyone in Newcastle is amused with Dishwater Dave's sweet dad moves and he's been banned from his favorite bar Cosy Joes for sometimes knocking drinks out of hands when he boxes the beat. Dishwater Dave talked about this INJUSTICE!!!! with Metro:
"I love to dance because I get frustrated with life. I’m not a fighter, so I dance," he said. He claimed he was turned away because his energetic routines saw many complain about their drinks getting spilled.
"I always apologise and buy people their drinks back. I’m just a crazy dancer. I get called Lethal Weapon by people because I’m wild. People have even put videos on YouTube of me dancing because they like me that much.’
If you want to see how wild Dishwater Dave can get, hold your cup of flavored caffeine tight when you press play on the mess of a video below, because he will knock it out of your hand with his "forever alone and not giving a fuck" moves.
Dishwater Dave isn't going to let Cosy Joes' hate get to him and he plans to keep on dancing. Thank EVERYTHING for that, because the world definitely needs a cocktail-murdering (no, it doesn't) dad in a leather bomber jacket who busts out The Charleston, the Kid 'n Play and a kick, ball, change while dancing to a Backstreet Boys song. Fight the haters with your moves, Dishwater Dave. You're this generation's Ren McCormack!
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Could NOT wipe the smile from my face while watching. Thank you, Dave and may you soon find another club to spread your joy and special moves through!
And I had assumed the "Whack-a-Mole" guy was the DJ?
omg .. LOVE him. he's a great dancer!
and it's not like people can't SEE him dancing - so why walk by him when he is? how can you be banned from dancing in a club? ridiculous!!
dance on Dishwater Dave ... you rock!
Looks like he's having a good time. Shame on the bar that banned him : /
since when is 48 too old to have moves?
you all have never seen my tias out there dancing salsa, or for that matter my Uncles with their smooth moves.
pffft, they put this youngin' to shame.
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Don't be jealous of his boogie.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:26am.
Hahaha. Good thing the whiteys didn't dance since they have no rhythm and it would have been embarrassing.
I'd be one of those not dancing - and not itching to dance either; just standing there because it would look racist to just walk by and not pretend to be entertained. And I can't dance for shit.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:26am.
After a few, I'd TOTALLY get down with this bad dude. On the dance floo, that is.
Which reminds me of the street fair a few weeks ago in my neighborhood (rich whiteys). They had a steel drum band playing and the black people were having a blast, dancing to the music. The whiteys were standing there. I wanted to dance with the fun people, but I was too chicken (and sober). Although there were little kids of all colors dancing, too. It made me sad that you could just SEE people itching to dance, but we were all inhibited by ??? to do it. The black people didn't give a fuck what other people thought.
it's called a block party. have you been to Brooklyn? we darkies do it all summer. it's a lot of fun. :D it ends with the Caribbean fest on Labor Day. that may be a bit much for a newbie, but last time I was there, all you'd see is a river of people shay shaying down Eastern Parkway to the beat.
"I always apologise and buy people their drinks back."
I LOVE this guy!! He's darling. : )
not bad, for an old white guy. dance on, dave. dance on.
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but, then again, what do i know?
Dance on, Dishwater Dave, Dance the Fuck on. And while I would not do you, Dave, I would for certain share my blunt with you...outside the club. I love dancin' fools who just don't give a fuck. Dance on Dave.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Dave's got sweet moves.
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Submitted by Honey_Badger on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 2:22pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 12:41pm.
There is the odd time he gets laid from some old drunk broad.
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LOL!! Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.
Like you say ,every town has one for that's for sure!
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 12:41pm.
Submitted by Honey_Badger on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 12:23pm.
There is a Dishwater Dave in every town. They just want to DANCE! LET HIM DANCE!!!!!
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That is SO true Honey B. Especially if it's a small town! I've seen a million DD in my day.
I remember this one guy way back in the 80's when Michael Jackson was big, In the small town were I lived (remember we were talking months ago about doing "the loop" when cruising your little town) anyway, we had this dude who was hearing impaired and he use to dress up in the MJ red leather thriller jacket and bust moves on the dance floor...except the guy was basically deaf and a little "slow" so...you know...it was...interesting to say the least..we kinda use to piss ourselves laughing but you had too be there:)
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LOL! We have a guy like that here and he's named, Leigh. (Yep, he legally changed his name to "Leigh")
He looks like he graduated from the school of Bill Gate rejects. He had no game but he LUVES TO DANZE. There is the odd time he gets laid from some old drunk broad. Anyway, he goes every Sunday to the bar to spaz all over the dance floor. It is frigging awesome.
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whateva, this dude is the most exciting thing in the room.
He's getting a great cardio workout!
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Go Dave, Go Dave, Go Dave...ha! Having a good time, not hurting anyone, dancing your frustrations away, nothing wrong with that! Better than turning violent or depressed.
i'm diggin that cat.
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Gotta hand it to him, old guy can get down...
You know what? Good on him. His dancing isn't professional, but he obviously works at it and it makes him happy. I'm tired of "reality" TV stars that have nothing to do with reality and the rest of the world being made to feel like the only form of entertainment available is TV and spending money at the movies, etc.
Dave is real, he's cool, he's happy, he's enjoying himself. The town should join in and get a feel for what it is to enjoy life instead of worrying about what the cameras might record.
I HATE fools like this. I can appreciate some dweebs love of shaking his rhythmless ass BUT one time I got sucker punched, ok! Not cool!
Submitted by Honey_Badger on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 12:23pm.
There is a Dishwater Dave in every town. They just want to DANCE! LET HIM DANCE!!!!!
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That is SO true Honey B. Especially if it's a small town! I've seen a million DD in my day.
I remember this one guy way back in the 80's when Michael Jackson was big, In the small town were I lived (remember we were talking months ago about doing "the loop" when cruising your little town) anyway, we had this dude who was hearing impaired and he use to dress up in the MJ red leather thriller jacket and bust moves on the dance floor...except the guy was basically deaf and a little "slow" so...you know...it was...interesting to say the least..we kinda use to piss ourselves laughing but you had too be there:)
LOL at that club playing backstreet's back from the backstreet boys ,l that was lame even 12 years ago.
There is a Dishwater Dave in every town. They just want to DANCE! LET HIM DANCE!!!!!
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Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella
I love how much he obviously loves to dance but he needs to do it by himself at home so he won't get arrested.
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True to British form, the man looks 68 and yet he's 48.
I think he did a good job and I too have seen lots worse.
What's really obnoxious are all those fake-tanned, roided-out guidos flailing about at that Neptune club or whateverthefuck place it is. The fist-pumping is a lot more douchey than anything Dave puts out.
They should just put him in a barrel like they did the other 'special' dancer they have. No one gets hurt and they can do their sweet moves.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
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He's not half bad!! I was expecting him to be busting in out in like, a quiet old man British pub. Turns out, this place has, like, a system and stuff......like made specifically FOR dancing....
Well it must have been oldies night because they were playing Backstreet Boys music so....
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 11:19am.
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Wha.. I mea.. like you kno....I meant your feet of course Ms Fury, I wouldn't want anyone stepping on YOUR feet you know that!!:)
Yeah, it's "Dishwasher," because he spins, sprays, and breaks things.
Rock on (almost) Pepaw! Why won't the cranky wankers at Cosy Joe's let the man have his fun?!?
"Every time an asshole signs off with 'love and light,' hate and darkness eats a kitten." -MK
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:14am.
I'm also not getting my drink knocked over and my girlfriend isn't getting her feet stepped on
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YOUR WHAT? WHO IS GETTING HER FEET STEPPED ON?
Bitch better get used to that treatment.
*checks expedia for immed. flights to Tronno*
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Dark-sided!
DWM, right there with your sprinkler move. I am also fond of the running man, the electric slide and the tootsie roll.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 11:07am.
I have seen way worse last time I went out
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I don't appreciate you making fun of my dancing skills in such a public forum. Plus, you lied and told me you loved my sprinkler dance!
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
I have seen way worse last time I went out. Let him have a good time, hell, he actually stays on beat with his kicks and all. The club I used to go to had an old Pervy guy who used to creep up on you on the dance floor and dry hump you. I take this drink knocking fool over the dirty grandpa any day.
Someone please come get their wack ass father off the dance floor, so he can stop embarrassing himself.
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No hate for his badass moves.
Maybe I am getting old, but I can't help wondering how warm he will be getting in that leather 'man about town' jacket. He won't feel the benefit when he goes out......
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Yeah I can see why they are complaining, because that club is WALL TO WALL PEOPLE. He's liable to knock a drink out of one of the support beams hands. Eye roll.
Let the guy have fun...geez. At least he's not out killing people (that we know of anyway).
His only offense is that he's channeling Michael Lohan.
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what humorless fucks. I'd rather watch Dishwater Dave shake his graying tailfeathers than any 20-something twit - Go, Dave, GO!!
as for the doofus in that round thing, wtf - is he the Brit revival of Coney Island's much-missed, "Shoot The Freak"? then please "choot 'em"...
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:39am.
Sounds like you avoided single motherhood. Congrats.
sweet moves...and not bad for 48...
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He is awesome. Love it. If I saw this dude in a bar, there's no doubt about it---I'd be cuttin in on his dance moves.
Why is he called dishwasher dave? I think he should be allowed to dance within a certain radius marked on the floor and wear lights or something. It could be his own special area. People who move all around a dance floor and don't notice the other people there are annoying.
Provy: No, but I was hoping one of the men would beat me with his big black dong.
*reports self for racist comments*
Ha! He's got no moves, but at least he's got rhythm. And he's quite energetic for someone approaching 50. Good for him.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula: "I just got a glimpse into Thing 1's future- he commanded the dance floor for three hours at our friends' wedding and sweated through his ring bearer tux, then cried at 11:30 when we dragged him home."
This cracked me up.
I'd hit it.
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:26am.
AMAZING MINORITIES DOING AMAZING THINGS!! YOU SHOULD'VE ASKED TO TOUCH THEIR HAIR!! YAAYY!!!!!!!