Tuesday, July 10th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 9th!
Two small salads, please. - ditquoi
Runners-up:
Chestica's boobs on their day off. - turnelbup
Would you like a Hot Apple Pie and a Shamrock Shake and a 20 piece McNugget and a Filet-o-Fish and an Angus Bacon & Cheese and a McRib and a McChicken and Quarter Pounder with Cheese and a Big-n-Tasty and a Grilled Chicken Classic and a Honey Mustard Snack Wrap and a Big Mac and a Chipotle BBQ wrap and a McFlurry and an Egg McMuffin with that? - David Lerner
One of the many Match.com success stories that they DON'T advertise. - GirlsEquipMgr
via Eat Liver
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I've been feeling so lethargic lately, I just don't know, maybe I have a thyroid problem??
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Certified Slore
Do you want a heart bypass with that?
The year is 2022...Brad and Angelina prove they still have what it takes to headline.
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Mel Gibson needs an enema.
I don't think pretending to be Miley Cyrus to get free food is going to work this time.
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She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.
~Oscar Wilde
technically this works, it is a drive thru.
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I'm a tulip in a cup
I stand no chance of growing up
I've made my peace I'm dead I'm done
I watched you live to have my fun
K-Fed sure knows how to spoil a girl.
TEXBRO
Klingon Madonna say what? - MK
I knew that it was only a matter of time before personal hovercraft were available to the general public!
"I've had crabs. I've had lice. I've had the clap and that ain't nice. SO WHAT!?!?!?!"
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure..."
"other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"
Hovering around the topic of rotund romance, fast food giant McDonald's institutes ass-fat date night, bring your own transportation.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
and two diet cokes