Tuesday, July 10th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 9th!
Two small salads, please. - ditquoi
Runners-up:
Chestica's boobs on their day off. - turnelbup
Would you like a Hot Apple Pie and a Shamrock Shake and a 20 piece McNugget and a Filet-o-Fish and an Angus Bacon & Cheese and a McRib and a McChicken and Quarter Pounder with Cheese and a Big-n-Tasty and a Grilled Chicken Classic and a Honey Mustard Snack Wrap and a Big Mac and a Chipotle BBQ wrap and a McFlurry and an Egg McMuffin with that? - David Lerner
One of the many Match.com success stories that they DON'T advertise. - GirlsEquipMgr
via Eat Liver
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Days of Thunder Thighs
(ok, that's all I got)
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The next installment of the Fast & the Furious series, "2 Slow 2 Lazy"
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Greased Lightning
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Two all-beef Pattys.
"I'll take one lapband surgery and a gastric bypass to go, please."
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Katie Holmes and Shelly Miscavige don their Witness Protection Program disguises and go about their daily business.
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Not wanting to deal with the public scrutiny for a second time, Miley sends her handicapped handlers to do her dirty work.
Inspired by Katie's escape, the dumpster is seen making a run for it after years of oppression, fear and massive amounts of garbage the Hover-cult people produce.
Thanks to Ron and Melody's extra efforts to get out of bed for their meals, the fast food economy is alive and well!
Husband: "Hey Marge, we are only two more McHappy Meals away from getting a free heart defibrillator!!!"
Wife: "Shut yer yap and keep on eatin', Harvey" "Pass me some more fries."
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"If music be the food of love, play on." ~ William Shakespeare
Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella
"Hi, we'd like a 970-piece dark meat Original and two Diet Cokes. No biscuits, we're cutting carbs."
Yes, that's right we want 2 Dlisted chicken combo meals with purple drank. And super size them please.
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
"Whaddaya mean, you're out of everything? Oh, that's right, we were here an hour ago."
PIMP MY FRIES
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"If music be the food of love, play on." ~ William Shakespeare
Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella
Meals on Wheels has gone ghetto
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"If music be the food of love, play on." ~ William Shakespeare
Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella
After a scrumptious dinner by the dumpster, Bill and Edna drove into the sunset, leaving a trail of burger farts along the way...
One of the many Match.com success stories that they DON'T advertise.
Mario Kart U.S.A Edition
...-Come home to Jamaica-...
Silly me! When they said they were going on a chicken run, I didn't think they meant it literally...
That's some Secret Service Governor Christie has. They just radio'd back "New Jersey One, New Jersey One, all clear after this Mazda leaves the window."
Licensed To Chew
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"If music be the food of love, play on." ~ William Shakespeare
Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella
Wal-E: The Musical casting call
The Fatmobile at work.
IN THIS ECONOMY Americans had to downsize their cars to afford their usual luxuries.
Honey, It's Call Me Maybe not Do You Want Some Gravy?
Simply put:
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
Jon Voigt and Jane Pitt had their first date.
Two all beef patties-check
Special Sauce- check ( the seats )
Lettuce: no
Cheese: Check ( the one on the right )
Pickles: He hasnt seen it in years
Onions: see above
Seasame Seed Buns: NO DOUBT!
After an exhausting morning spent monitoring the site for new Angelina Jolie posts, the Just Jared posters decided to take a lunch break.
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"Welcome to Hardee's Attack, can I take your order?"
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voice from the speaker: Mayor Bloomberg insists, single file.
Coming Summer 2014: Vin Diesel & Kim Kardashian star in Fat and the Furious. And don't worry, Paul is on his walker just out of view.
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Mel Gibson needs an enema.
Jessica Simpson cut her hair, died it brown, and rented a fat guy so she could haul it down to the
nearest BK without Weight Watchers finding out.
They're fat, so what - at least they're riding in style.
Frick and Frack have a mac attack
♫ They see us rollin'
They Hatin' ♫
♫ cause they hongry,
And see us riding dirty ♫
Wal-E: The Musical
Figures the Heart Attack Grill would have a drive-thru.
Billy Bob and Lynette end their pub crawl as many others do, at Jack-in-the-Box.
It's a drive-thru, not a weigh station!
Jane Pitt calls in reinforcements after Angie disappears into a Chick-fil-A bathroom with the counter girl.
Conspiracy theory is confirmed: Large white vans trail fat people waiting to run them over.
After the strenuous exertion to their fingers and wrists, Bob and Betty reward their efforts with a few buckets of chicken.
Tyra Banks and Top Model Caridee pull the fat suit stunt in an attempt to become relevant again.
Eww
They're working on their Bucket Lists.
Love is blind....and hungry
Rascal Fatts
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 6:10pm.
No caption but I knew the diet coke comments would be here. There was a girl I knew who was very heavy and she would always order rum and diets. I wanted to just smack the dumb out of her. I understand wanting to get your drink on but for crying out loud liquor is sugar and you might as well just get the coke.
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Fun fact: Having liquor with a diet soda gets you drunk quicker.
Yeah, they got two free sides alright. The left side, and the right side.
[Also, I would like to put in a vote for "Born to be Wide" because HAHAHAHAHA, priceless.]
Love is blind...and hungry
Brad Pitt's dad to momma Pitt, see what happen because of your stupid op-ed, we've been caught off and have to live like the common folk now.