Tuesday, July 10th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 9th!
Two small salads, please. - ditquoi
Runners-up:
Chestica's boobs on their day off. - turnelbup
Would you like a Hot Apple Pie and a Shamrock Shake and a 20 piece McNugget and a Filet-o-Fish and an Angus Bacon & Cheese and a McRib and a McChicken and Quarter Pounder with Cheese and a Big-n-Tasty and a Grilled Chicken Classic and a Honey Mustard Snack Wrap and a Big Mac and a Chipotle BBQ wrap and a McFlurry and an Egg McMuffin with that? - David Lerner
One of the many Match.com success stories that they DON'T advertise. - GirlsEquipMgr
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Wow, I got a runner-up!!! I feel honored, thank you. Congrats ditquoi, turnelbup, and David Lerner!
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"Good thing they found each other, or they would have ruined two other peoples' lives." - My Dad
"I'm a vegetarian. It's okay to eat the egg, because the cow doesn't take care of it." - Stupid Girl Sitting Behind Me At IHOP
Lmao at all of these! Congrats winners
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
Those were good.
I called David Lerners!! Well done winners!
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My Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
Congrats!
@David Lerner: I had totally forgotten about some of those items. Long live variety in getting heart disease. Lol.
Congrats Bitches. Too effin funny.
those were all fucking hysterical, major congrats!
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
LOL @ everyone. That's one of the sickest, saddest pix ever on CT.
YAY Sucky!!!!!!!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Woot! CONGRATS DITQUOI, DAVID, AND G.E.M.!! You guys make me wanna live...
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
thank you guys again! I'll pick you up a scratch ticket too sucky my man :)
Congrats ditquoi, I also loved your one about the extra cheese!!! Congrats winners!
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 10:24am.
omg sucky I was just headed out to spend my welfare check on lottery tickets :D
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hahahaha i would just freakin die
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 10:23am.
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 10:22am.
shut the fuck up I WON?!?! YAY!!!!!!!!!!! thank you HA HA HA
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OMGGG IT TOTALLY MAKES UP FOR DROPPING OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT? YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
omg sucky I was just headed out to spend my welfare check on lottery tickets :D
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 10:22am.
shut the fuck up I WON?!?! YAY!!!!!!!!!!! thank you HA HA HA
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OMGGG IT TOTALLY MAKES UP FOR DROPPING OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT? YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
shut the fuck up I WON?!?! YAY!!!!!!!!!!! thank you HA HA HA
and congrats to all the other folks woo hoo!! it's gonna be a good day :D
Congrats to all the winnahs! ditquoi - INSPIRED! LOL!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
The modern stone-aged family: just wait two minutes til the server delivers a giant McRib, and the whole Rascal tips over.
Two obese fatties,special sauce,lettuce,cheese,pickles,onions on a sesame seed bun. That is all.
Andre,could you bring me my fan,,could you bake it in a cake or stick it up your ass or something? I must have my fan RIGHT AWAY"
Born To Be Wide.
Rollin in my 5.0 with my rag top down so my hair can blow, the girlies on stand by waiting just to say hi, "did you stop?" no I just drove by.
Wow, what a great audience.
The couple from wall-e are getting used to the new world..
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" I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully"
- George W. Bush
" Nucular Power Pants"
- George W. Bush
"Excuse me, fuckers, but this IS the size 15 asses and less lane!"
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Paparazzi discover semi-retired pop princess Britney Spears and her eighth husband/manager Cooter Carlson at the Popeyes drive-thru outside Kentwood, Louisiana, July 10, 2032.
They should drive themselves straight to the dumpster..why do you people keep eating this shit! look at yourselves, how much fatter do you wanna get...
.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................."I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully"
-George W.Bush
' Nuculur Power Pants"
- George W. Bush
noeb, thank you. guy with the camera phone behind them was a dick. is a dick.
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
Bernice and Joy, how did you get the KFC drive-thru?
"HOVER ROUND!"
This picture is stored in document folder marked "PORN" on Jessica Simonsons's computer.
They have ordered a salad to share, and 9 triple cheese burgers as side dishes.
Miley cyrus and liam hemsworth... 2 years from now trying to score free food again.
Saving their gas money for heart transplants.
can you deep-fry a rascal?
Meanwhile in America...
......and a diet coke.
The WALL-E Confirmation Theory.
@HappyPolygamy
@HappyPoligamy The WALL-E Confirmation Theory
Honey, It's Call me Maybe not With a Side of Gravy.
And from here, we are goin' to KRISPY KREME......and then, we're gonna hit up the TACO BELL.....and then - ooof, I just ran outta breath :heaves:
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Aretha Franklin's chichis were hooongraay!
What better way to celebrate Weight Watchers getting a wheelchair ramp than going to get a couple of Big Macs on your scooter?
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
"We'd like two number ones. And two f*cks for the dick with the camera phone behind us. Thank you."
And to revise this post. Which state would have the most likelyhood (it's a word now)that these two are stocking up the grub in? I lived in a place where I saw nobody but these two. Just wonder if I'm right it couldn't be any where but.
Please answer. I freaked out in this state and had to go as I thought the fattery was contageous.
Welcome to Salem, OR!
Allow our ambassadors to show you around today.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
You're gonna need bigger windshield wipers.
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
If the new "roll thru" works in august they are widening the lane so you can knock down the wall of your house and the moving van can take your 900 lb relative right through bed and all.
Just after Hiram took this picture, we flipped a U and high-tailed it down to the new 24-Hour FItness on I-14.
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God don't like ugly.
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK
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And while you're at it why don't you throw in a couple of piano crates that we can be buried in?