Brad Pitt's Brother Talks About Their Mother's Anti-Gay Marriage Letter
The other Pitt, Doug Pitt, was on Today this morning to pimp out his dorkafied viral video for Virgin Mobile Australia, and Matt Lauer brought up the anti-gay, anti-abortion and anti-Obama letter his conservative Christian mom Jane Pitt wrote to the editor of her local newspaper in Missouri. Doug didn't respond by making the same eye roll you make when one of your family members posts some "let me reach for the emancipation papers" shit on Facebook. Doug said this instead:
"Moms and dads and kids agree to disagree all over the world, so why would our family be any different? There can be healthy discussion when people disagree with you, and I think there should be. The bad thing is when it turns into venom and negativity and we don't have that in our family. It's open discussion, we can learn from each other ... maybe you learn something."
I'm not sure I'd call it totally healthy when Jane Pitt screams at Brad, "Your labia-licking heathen' whore of a fiancee's soul will burn in the depths of hell and Lucifer will use it as his lube!", but that's probably just me.
All of this has made me grateful that the most controversial thing my mom and I fight about around the Thanksgiving table is which Dynasty goddess is the hottest. It shouldn't even be an argument, but she's still Team Krystle. I know, it's a problem.
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I was telling ANGIE to shut it not you!!!
sorry if I was misleading :)
Submitted by Versailles on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 4:43pm.
Yes, I hate them, the greedy fuckers. They should be stuck making ONE person miserable, like the rest of us.
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Oh Dave: That's it: the conservatives are grasping in the midst a new bright and shiny face that mid western racist homophones can lurve. It's not that overt, so many of the masses who love the brand will love it's seemingly new direction: Romney. Puke.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
What if one man wants to marry five women at once? You know, consenting adults and all.. How about four men want to marry all together in one marriage? If you are against it, that means you hate them. Right?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 4:40pm.
*tackles skinny fat, steals lunch money and gives her a wedgie*
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OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW big fat BULLY
*tackles skinny fat, steals lunch money and gives her a wedgie*
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Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 3:17pm.
So two things, why did he wait almost two decades into his fame before he actually helped anyone? And if she really did this, why is she now a race-baiting homophobe? Does anyone else get the feeling Brad completely made up that story?
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First, he didn't give a flying fajita until hooking up with St. Angie Ho and she DEMANDED he start caring.
Second, yes I believe he made up that story about his momma years ago.
Brad's a complete tool.
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WTF??? I have not even commented on your post, what are you talking about??? And if I comment, it would be in agreement!
I have no clue how come Bradley's brother is famous now, but he's right either way. MY mother is homophobic and racist, but that doesn't mean I'll cut ties with her since those are her fucked up views and reflect her generation's. They're not MY views and my crotch fruits' and that's what counts in the end.
I'm glad her views aren't aired in the media because I would have Pitt's answer too.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
His brother could be the new Oatmeal dia-beet-us guy and his mom could be the spokesperson for the westboro Baptist Church. It's like Brad is Jimmy Carter and all of a sudden Billy wants to be famous, too. He should just hire them to answer fan mail or walk the dog or something and keep them busy so they don't have time to write letters and get agents.
Submitted by lislop on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 4:30pm.
I'm tired of his brother and his mother already.
His brother does look like the love child of the Chimp (AKA Brad) and Zach Braff.
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i was tired of this shit yesterday. who gives a damn what a pitt thinks?
Of course Brad and Angie are too busy saving the world to acknowledge his own Mother's comments.
"Your labia-licking heathen' whore of a fiancee's soul will burn in the depths of hell and Lucifer will use it as his lube!"
But the thing is, she didn't say that. I know Micheal K is exgerating for comedic purposes, but, she wasn't any where near that rude, nor has she said she about Angelina. Just like the shit people give Kirk Cameron. You may not agree with what she has to say, BUUUUT, she's not being rude about it, also, it's his mom. Theres alot of shit our own parents may do or say that we don't agree with, and yet, we don't disown them for it, because they are our parents, even if some of the shit they say may seem ignorant to us, it is what it is. And I would defend my mammi's right to say what she wanted to say too. Yet, he didn't even go that far, he just said we agree to disagree. Which what else can you do in that situation? Beat a dead horse? Some subjects you just learn to stay away from.
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I'm tired of his brother and his mother already.
His brother does look like the love child of the Chimp (AKA Brad) and Zach Braff.
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 3:17pm.
unlike Brad, doesn't run around calling his mother an open person who wants everyone to be happy the way his brother did a couple of years back.
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He executed a move from Chicken Leg's play book. Remember when she said her father was her best friend and then said he wasn't in her life? She also said her mother was her best friend, but when her mother was dying she went off to a Latin American country, instead of spending the holidays with her mother. She wasn't even at Marcia's (her mother's) side when she died. Hospice nurses can tell when a cancer patient is about to die, so why wasn't she there? What's the story?
Ooh, he nice.
I used to be cabin crew for Virgin Atlantic and our beauty terrorists (therapists) told me about ol'Brad, and said he was an immature knob.
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Doug's cute and handled that PR BS well, but he sounds like Mr. Rogers. I'd still hit it. With a puppet.
Fuck those mother fuckers who only want gays to have "civil unions". FUCK YOU.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
She should be making cross-stitch couch cushions with Jen, that's what's really eating her. My theory is that she's hinting to George Clooney that she knows he and Brad are doing a sequel to Brokeback Mountain, if you know what I mean. She wants Brad to be re-baptized and leave that she-devil succubus witch that has him in her clutches. Angie doesn't care about Brad's relationship with George but Jennifer was going to help the mom and the brother do a bisexual intervention until he left her for the witch.
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Don Corleone - What or who crawled up your ass? For someone who told me to shut my fucking mouth about St. Angie, you sure seem to be obsessed with the whole lot. Quit eating Brillo pads for breakfast. Maybe you'll be a wee less cranky.
Way Cool.
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Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 3:44pm.
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Why the fuck are you on this website you piece of shit? You're a fucking troll.
Go find a fox news forum to post on.
Submitted by youarestupid on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 3:30pm.
"Moms and dads and kids agree to disagree about ordering thin crust or pan pizza, not about hating an entire group of people."
In a perfect world they would, but alas. I fear that some day I will embarass my kid in the same way my mom embarasses me sometimes. When it's your family, you just suck it up.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Who am I making you look bad too? This is a silly website. Lighten up.
Would the cootie trolls from the Perez Posse please get off this site? You know who you are and you're not wanted here. Please go scurry back and hang out with the bed bugs on PH.
He has a face just beggin for my fist. It's like if Brad and Zach Braff made a baby and it was equally as annoying as both of them.
clearly she was hitting out at Angie and Brad. Mothers who are good Christians don't say hateful and bigoted bullsh@t like this, clearly she fails as a Christian and a Human Being.
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
Submitted by youarestupid on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 3:39pm.
Poopele, if you're against gay marriage...you hate gay people.
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Not necessarily. I'm strongly in favour of same sex marriage, but some people have no problems with Teh Gheyz and still oppose it, or want civil partnerships, or something.
It pains me how awful my fellow pro gay marriage people can be, and how they can put people off.
Some people are put off by obnoxious d-bags who make the rest of us look bad. Some people are put off by childish, moronic blanket statements that refuse to even acknowledge the need for a debate. Some people are put off by a near sociopathic inability/refusal to see the other side's perspective.
Y'know, hypothetically.
No heterosexual agrees with homosexuality...if they did, they'd be trying to bump uglies with the same gender.
Common sense tells you that you are here as a product of one male and one woman mating. Nature tells you that. It's how we're made.
It's humans that become obsessed with sexual deviancy and spend time and money trying to get people to support and promote their lifestyles.
People can have sex with cars, tree stumps, picnic tables and watermelon..but don't try to get me to support your fetishes and say you're being "hated on" for not being supported. Your thing is your thing.
I aint crazy enough to cosign on it.
Submitted by youarestupid on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 3:39pm.
Poopele, if you're against gay marriage...you hate gay people.
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I don't think that's true at all. Some people believe marriage is between a man and a woman and think gays should have civil unions. I don't think that means they hate them.
He handled himself really well. Nice guy
Poopele, if you're against gay marriage...you hate gay people.
I don't think anyone disagrees with what he is explaining....I mean I have a couple of uncles who hate Catholics and noone really likes having them (those uncles) around anyway.
I just don't understand why THIS family's views are seen as relevant to anything. Who cares?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 3:19pm.
Did I miss why The Spare is being trotted out all of a sudden after his brother has been famous for a bajillionty years? The coattails are full, dude- there are hoards of children hanging onto them for dear life as Mommy and Daddy drag them across hell's half acre.
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So TRUE. haha.
Equal rights for ALL citizens.
Anything less is DISCRIMINATION.
No green peppers on my slice.
Submitted by youarestupid on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 3:30pm.
Moms and dads and kids agree to disagree about ordering thin crust or pan pizza, not about hating an entire group of people.
I would have just said "moms a cunt and anything but pan pizza."
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Wow. You must be a peach to be around.
It's possible to love someone dearly and think that at least some of their beliefs are insane. (Well, for those of us who don't base little things like friendships and family relationships on politics.) Try it some time.
Moms and dads and kids agree to disagree about ordering thin crust or pan pizza, not about hating an entire group of people.
I would have just said "moms a cunt and anything but pan pizza."
ScarJo is getting paid $20 million for The Avengers sequel, more than St. Angie Ho got paid for that narcissitic crapfes The Tourist.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 3:15pm.
I'd hit it hard.
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O_o I love it when your inner ho comes out...
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 3:14pm.
Preach, brother Whamo!
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Can I get an AMENa !!!
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The "spare" that's great! And you have a good point, send Doug out to wipe the family's ass. But I'd still hit it
yo brad grow some balls you piece of shit pussy whipped asshole instead of throwing your stunt double brother to do your fucking job.
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Did I miss why The Spare is being trotted out all of a sudden after his brother has been famous for a bajillionty years? The coattails are full, dude- there are hoards of children hanging onto them for dear life as Mommy and Daddy drag them across hell's half acre.
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 3:04pm.
LMFAO, Well Well Well, what a bunch of fucking POS Pansies, They get brother DOUG to come out and handle the PR nightmare because neither Brad nor Cuntface has the fucking balls to take on anything quite as weighty. Oh sure show the kids at the fucking Zoo or the BS head tilting "secret laugh" from all knowing lovers on the red carpet but send Brother DOUG out to handle the BS chores! FUCK BOTH THEM CHICKEN SHIT FUCKERS!!!
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St. Angie Ho is too busy saving refugees and you know Braddy's building houses for the homeless in NOLA. They have no time for such petty nonsense.
WHO THE FUCKEDY FUCK CARES WHAT THE PITT FAMILY THINKS ABOUT ANYTHING?
Not this again.......
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 3:12pm.
Who cares.
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Not I.
I can't believe he's only three years younger. Brad, what the fuck have you done to yourself? I respect the way Doug handled the situation and unlike Brad, doesn't run around calling his mother an open person who wants everyone to be happy the way his brother did a couple of years back.
Also, for the loons who love to forget these things, Brad was on Oprah a couple of years ago and told this story about his mom. Before he would go to sleep at night, he claimed she'd talk to him about how it didn't matter how popular he was or how good he looked -- what really mattered was what good he did for others and being a good person. His mother apparently told him that, "The world is not fair, but this means you have more responsibility -- how you handle it, what you do with it and leading the way to help others, as well."
So two things, why did he wait almost two decades into his fame before he actually helped anyone? And if she really did this, why is she now a race-baiting homophobe? Does anyone else get the feeling Brad completely made up that story?
I'd hit it hard.
Well, he seemed like a nice fellow.
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Preach, brother Whamo!
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It's PHELPS time!
Does anyone really give a good gd about Brad's mom's opinion? As if anyone expected something different.