Nick Jonas Got Himself A New Piece
With The Silver Fox and Frank Ocean coming out in the same week, professional beards everywhere are shaking out of fear that this will inspire closeted queens to also come out and then their jobs will be in danger. But you can always count on tricks like Joe Jonas to keep the beard economy alive! Joe traded his usual partner in struttin', this hot piece right here, for a new ho (literally, a new ho, but I'll get to that later) and the two of them walked around in Manhattan the other day with his parents and his brother Nick Jonas. How and when did Nick Jonas go from looking like a meek, weak toddler bird to looking like THIS? Dude used to look like a Twinkie without any cream filling and now he looks like a hot dog puffing up in the microwave. And I am not trying to look at Nick Jonas' bulge, but it's kind of hard since you can almost see the outline of his purity cock ring.
Now, back to Joe's latest rent-a-beard. I approve of her for one simple fact. Her name is:
NATASHIA HO!
She had me at HO.
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That Natashia is one hot Hawaiian ho:
http://www.sportshawaii.com/sh/viewtopic.php?t=39667
she is a ho! lol She's like a stripper or something and has pics of herself smoking weed on her instagram. She's probably on the come up. Joe seems gullible enough. Nick is the cutie patootie. I wish his relationship with Delta Goodrem was still going..for many reasons.
Why on earth do they live in New York? I know, they're launching a fashion line like everybody else. I feel sorry for the ugly duckling with the wife: "WHERE'S my reality show?!!"
Travolta doesn't fuck with insulin users.
That twink better cover his ass in thumb 8. Look whos checking it out in top left!!!!
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My Lover!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om9p0NUNlSk&feature=fvwrel
The main picture is Joe in the camo pants and some lady (JoHo?) I hink MK is a little confused and messed up the post title.
The other pics include Nick in the striped shirt, who is indeed a cutie and I would totally do even though I'm too old for him. He has the DIABEETUS and wears an insulin pump.
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They all look alike to me. I just see a mop of dark hair and some eyebrows.
Check out the guns on Nick! Looks like he's been hitting the gym pretty hard (or doing a cycle). Either way, I approve.
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Shiitake happens...
Are the Jonas brothers triplets or stair-steps? I've heard that two of the three are closeted, but who can tell them apart to figure out which ones shun pussy? Whatever they are, I think that tween attention they used to get has passed and they need to figure out what kind of careers they'll be transitioning to...hope they kept the money.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
Isn't this Joe? The title says Nick though...I'm confused...
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...the end
Nick is the straight one. The other two are trying desperately to be straight and failing miserably.
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LaChay, the first time I tried to beard, I'd look at the two of us in the mirror and say, "Really?". Then I'd laugh hysterically. I don't think ridicule is part of the bearing lifestyle.
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I'd do nick, he's definitely the hot one.
Shit, I'll be a beard for the right price. I have absolutely no fucking shame
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 2:14pm.
So how much does bearding pay these days, anyway?
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I gather pretty good. There's obviously still a demand, and I'm guessing the perks aren't bad, either. Dlisters should start a bearding service - we all would know how to beard like pros from reading how NOT to beard. I think we'd be some high-integrity type beards.
I think Nick is cute.
All 3 of them can't possibly be gay. Unless their childhood babysitter was shoving the bottles in the wrong hole.
My bet is on the oldest girl, but I really think they might all just be repressed weirdos.
He has a new reality singing show to promote co-starring John Rich (my boo haha), Queen Latifah, Nelly, and Gloria Estefan.
At least he has good taste in beards. Only the pretty ones will do for him. None of that Squinty Zellweger shit.
Nick's been hanging out and being photographed with his male friend for how long now? He must've gotten all shook up and nervous after silver fox and frank ocean came out, so he hurried up and hired a beard to go hand holding with! People can see that fakeness from a mile away, ha!
I like the pervy looking dude in the background with the banana...as if to say "do you two kids need some training on how to use a prophalactic" (sp)..hehehe
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
So how much does bearding pay these days, anyway?
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Okay, remind me which Jonas brothers are in the closet. And be considerate of the fact that I can't tell them apart.