Home Wrecking Legend Sienna Miller Is A Mom!
It seems like just yesterday when the beautiful word "SLUT" was sprayed in graffiti on Sienna Miller's house and today the words "IT'S A (insert the gender of Sienna's first baby friend here)!" were sprayed on there after she gave birth to her first kid with that fiancé who sometimes looks like a light weight sumo wrestler competing in the homeless hipster division. It really is the end of a home wrecking era, because Sienna's bull dozer vagina is temporarily retired now that a baby has passed through it. The pussy that once destroyed lives is now delivering life. As I take a moment of silence, read what UsWeekly has to say about this:
Sienna Miller and her fiance Tom Sturridge welcomed their first child over the weekend in London, a source confirms exclusively to Us Weekly. Details on the baby's gender, name and weight were not available. The British duo have been dating for over a year and debuted signs of their engagement -- Miller's dazzling diamond engagement ring -- in mid-February.
Since there aren't any details, let me fill that shit in. Sienna and Tom are both dirty boho hippies, so I'm guessing she gave birth in a backyard pond full of rose water while he hollered out some Gaelic birthing chant as he smeared lavender-infused mud all over her tits. Then after their baby was born, they melded their baby with the earth by rolling him or her in a patch of dirt. They threw a floral wreath on their baby's head, held that baby up to the sun and waited until the wind delivered their baby's name into their ears. The wind delivered the name Scrags Patchouli, obviously. The end.
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what interesting shoes. anyway, congrats to the smelly couple.
Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 4:07pm.
My god, how old is that pic? He looks 15. Must be old, since he looks at least 21 in that pic above (wikipedia just informed me that he is 26 and she is 30. I am 30. I would not hump on a 26 year old, especially if he looks 15 when shaven.).
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hah no idea...I didn't even know who this dude was until this post.
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It's PHELPS time!
Sienna must be very relieved. She must be craving some new peen by now!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
swarm-of-locusts:
"Congrats to them! He looks like one of those "natural scent" people which, of course, means he stinks. Sienna will be moving on from the hipster real life journey bullshit by 2013 and it will be cocks and couture once again."
Dying!! Too funny and too true... "natural scent" bwahahahahaha!
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I am ALWAYS sad when a long haired dude puts the scraggles up into a FUCKED BUN. (Just pulled thru half way).
That is some ghetto white gurl trailer park hair. That's a coupla 40s on the front porch, gonna slapaho while a ciggie hanging outta mah mout kinda hair.
WHY?!?!?!?!?? http://www.refinery29.com/bun-hairstyles-for-men
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ALWAYS check the setting on the blowtorch!
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 3:57pm.
You know, when he cleans up a bit, he's not all that bad looking. A little too pale, but there's potential:
http://greenobles.com/data_images/tom-sturridge/tom-sturridge-01.jpg
My god, how old is that pic? He looks 15. Must be old, since he looks at least 21 in that pic above (wikipedia just informed me that he is 26 and she is 30. I am 30. I would not hump on a 26 year old, especially if he looks 15 when shaven.).
islandgirl....love your avvie....that's Esther & her cat right? She really rocks!!
OMG..some of you folks ought to see what we have here in Vancouver. Most of population under 33 (except for me, of course!! : ) hehe ) are upper middle class yupsters acting like their hipsters who find it so hard to deal. Uggh, don't get me started.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 3:57pm.
http://greenobles.com/data_images/tom-sturridge/tom-sturridge-01.jpg
LMAO! He's rockin' the skinny leather tie that was popular in the 80s in that pic. I had one in gray to match a pink and gray argyle sweater vest I owned. Hipsters are like a trainwreck of nostalgia for their dad's first set of kids' childhoods.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Congrats to them! He looks like one of those "natural scent" people which, of course, means he stinks. Sienna will be moving on from the hipster real life journey bullshit by 2013 and it will be cocks and couture once again.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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*whispers* shhhhhh he's a ninja!
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
You know, when he cleans up a bit, he's not all that bad looking. A little too pale, but there's potential:
http://greenobles.com/data_images/tom-sturridge/tom-sturridge-01.jpg
I will never understand the appeal of this look. Just looks like he hasn't bathed in a month. Who on earth finds that attractive?
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It's PHELPS time!
Two unkempt hipsters. Ptolemy Gideon Auguste for a boy, and Primrose Athénaïs Vesper for a girl.
Or Bob.
She's giving me a trashy Tori Spelling vibe with those glasses on.
The guy - no words. *chills*
What the fuck is up with this guy's hair????
And at first I thought she was Fergie - the "singer" not the Duchess
This couple: ick, nast.
I can't wait to see the pretentious name these two Urban Outfitters hipsters came up with. Sienna Miller is actually pretty attractive, when she bothers to brush her hair.
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It's PHELPS time!
Congrats. She doesn't take herself too seriously and I actually think she's nice. Perhaps has poor taste in the peen department though. He looks special.
*chuckle* Lucifer.
Wasn't sure WHAT that thing was on what's-his-name... jeez. ugh.
her flavor-of-the month sperm donor looks like he works at a car wash.
dumb douche has no clue what he just signed up for.
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Congratulations and all, but her fiance's hair... Mah gawd.
Poor child doesn't stand a chance.