Home Wrecking Legend Sienna Miller Is A Mom!
It seems like just yesterday when the beautiful word "SLUT" was sprayed in graffiti on Sienna Miller's house and today the words "IT'S A (insert the gender of Sienna's first baby friend here)!" were sprayed on there after she gave birth to her first kid with that fiancé who sometimes looks like a light weight sumo wrestler competing in the homeless hipster division. It really is the end of a home wrecking era, because Sienna's bull dozer vagina is temporarily retired now that a baby has passed through it. The pussy that once destroyed lives is now delivering life. As I take a moment of silence, read what UsWeekly has to say about this:
Sienna Miller and her fiance Tom Sturridge welcomed their first child over the weekend in London, a source confirms exclusively to Us Weekly. Details on the baby's gender, name and weight were not available. The British duo have been dating for over a year and debuted signs of their engagement -- Miller's dazzling diamond engagement ring -- in mid-February.
Since there aren't any details, let me fill that shit in. Sienna and Tom are both dirty boho hippies, so I'm guessing she gave birth in a backyard pond full of rose water while he hollered out some Gaelic birthing chant as he smeared lavender-infused mud all over her tits. Then after their baby was born, they melded their baby with the earth by rolling him or her in a patch of dirt. They threw a floral wreath on their baby's head, held that baby up to the sun and waited until the wind delivered their baby's name into their ears. The wind delivered the name Scrags Patchouli, obviously. The end.
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doncorleone -- hey, baby! Back at ya, hon. They've been running James Bond movies on cable and "The Man with the Golden Gun" was on and Christopher Lee was in that, too. Oh, he was pure hotness as a younger man. He could have read the phone book to me and it would be pure sex. 99% of the young actors today can't hold a candle to actors like Lee or Borgnine. That's why I go crazy over someone like Jon Hamm because he has the look of an actor from the 40's or 50's, plus he's talented, too.
Submitted by Sams Mom on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 7:48pm
indeed ;( but at least the guy got to live for 95 years. not bad at all!
Twatty -
Oh my God, I adore you more each day - Christopher Lee is one of my fave actors of all time, his Hammer horror films are terrific!!! And Ernest Borgnine - I am soooo sad he died, he was a great actor and seemed very humble. You know, compare Blohan and Angie with these two and it's kind of depressing to see who people will pay to see - people with no talent or class. Christopher Lee was hot when he was younger, and his voice!!!!!!
Aw, no! I loved him in The Poseidon Adventure!!! RIP Mr. Borgnine.
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Submitted by Haribo on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 7:45pm.
sadness all around :( usher's 11yo stepson has been declared brain dead.
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Dang! That plus the news about Ernest Borgnine makes for a very sad Sunday.
"I am special and I will never be one of you." - Charlie Sheen
sadness all around :( usher's 11yo stepson has been declared brain dead.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
One of my favorite, sexiest Brits ever, and one of the best Draculas ever -- Christopher Lee. Bite me, baby!
Sorry to hear about Ernest Borgnine. Thought he had at least another 5 years in him. RIP, Ernie.
doncorleone -- hi, hon! *waving*
Awww, RIP. :(
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Ernest Borgnine died. He was 95.
This is HIGHLARIOUS!!!! MK, I wish you could've written my birth announcement. I would have sent it to all my repressed, uptight, humor-impaired family. LOL comic gold, this is.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
She's a career skeezer, I'd be shocked if this lasts. Poor Scrags..
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The caption could be; Why oh why, did I knock this bitch up?
Common sense, so rare now it's a dam superpower.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 5:43pm.
And there are some gorgeous Brits who aren't as famous on the international scene like Jodhi May. She's like a pretty version of Franka Potente.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I know pregnancy can be uncomfortable, especially towards the end, but good God.... comb your fucking hair, Sienna. You aren't a quadripeligic
Another observation: she looks like a bloated Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka(the original movie, not that bullshit Depp was in)
*I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar*
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 5:42pm.
I COULDN'T GET THEM TO LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!! I was like, "Don't you have somewhere to GO??? Friends? Mayhem to start?" But nooooooo. They just hung around the pool which means they were hanging around ME.
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My mother was nowhere near as subtle. Everyone else had to be OUT of the house by 8am, almost regardless of the circumstances. We never had the option of disregarding her. Sigh. I suppose that's how you raise 7 children.
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Me and Mr. Mossberg don't allow disregarding. No sirree, we don't. This is the Dog Family Motto: If Mom ain't happy, ain't NOBODY happy!
Words to live by, kiddies.
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 5:42pm.
I COULDN'T GET THEM TO LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!! I was like, "Don't you have somewhere to GO??? Friends? Mayhem to start?" But nooooooo. They just hung around the pool which means they were hanging around ME.
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My mother was nowhere near as subtle. Everyone else had to be OUT of the house by 8am, almost regardless of the circumstances. We never had the option of disregarding her. Sigh. I suppose that's how you raise 7 children.
GAYdar is going off nuclear re: Sturridge. Are we sure this isn't the ultimate in PR bearding? I hope the real daddy is Wesley Snipes.
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"Scrags Patchouli" lmfao, MK! Officially naming the smelly office dude way down the hall from me that, thanks.
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
Submitted by Sweetas on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 6:12pm.
*slaps the scrunchie off him* Sorry dude, it's for your own good.
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God, wait hold up, is that a real scruchie or banana clip or whatever?! Did not see that. Unless you are Bobby Trendy (whereTF is he??) or Fijiian in a palm leaf skirt getting ready for a luau ceremony then NO. Don't walk around with a damn dumbass hair accessory if a) you have no hair to hold back, and b) you are dressed in a way that counteracts a goddamn hair accessory. ughfk
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
She looked kind of dirty in "The September Issue." You could just smell the cigarette smoke and unwashed hair.
*slaps the scrunchie off him* Sorry dude, it's for your own good.
caption for that pic:
Sienna: "Who would have guessed that I'd go from stunning to ordinary just by gaining 25 pounds?
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That's hilarious although I'd quibble that she was *ever* stunning.
caption for that pic:
Sienna: "Who would have guessed that I'd go from stunning to ordinary just by gaining 25 pounds?
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...Honey? Sweetie? Are you listening to me?"
Weird looking shoes for Sienna. She seems to like the slight types.The guy's hair is very dorky looking. But I have looked worse than them going for Dorito chips, and coke after a hangover.
She's a career skeezer, I'd be shocked if this lasts. Poor Scrags..
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Who's in for a pool on when Sienna will utilize her home-wrecking trick ways on her kids' friends in 18 years? Ugh, best of luck to her in her new mommy-mode years.
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
Doesn't excuse the hipster hairclip, but he was great in Pirate Radio.
My bad, David Gandy isn't an actor....I guess I was temporarily stupefied by his gorgeousness while Googling him.
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Gary Oldman is a hot British person.
Ah don't sell yourselves short, Dlisters from the British Isles! There's plenty of gorgeous actors and actresses from your neck of the woods.
such as:
Ewan McGregor, James McAvoy, David Gandy, Colin Firth, Henry Cavill, Kate Beckinsale, Rachel Weisz, Polly Walker, Lena Headey, Joely Richardson....
Not Kate Winslet, though. I can't with her attitude. It just ruins it for me.
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Submitted by salacious on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 5:38pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 5:35pm.
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 5:33pm.
Ohhhhh, good for you! You can let everyone off at 2:00 on Friday! Well, maybe not.
Just work. I've had the last five days off and am ready to go back to work. The company I work for was closed Weds, Thurs and Fri. Unpaid. :-(
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I'm sorry about that. How was the extended weekend with Male Dog and the pups? Hopefully you had fun.
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I COULDN'T GET THEM TO LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!! I was like, "Don't you have somewhere to GO??? Friends? Mayhem to start?" But nooooooo. They just hung around the pool which means they were hanging around ME.
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I can't wait to see what little minx blows up this relationship. Let the homewrecking games begin!!
www.poopreport.com :)
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With this goofnuts?
Man, Sienna's slut game has fallen off. Think of all the hot men she could have reproduced with.
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Fuck this ragged piece of shit ho. I hope her child has plenty of nannies, I'd be afraid for it otherwise.
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I know Sienna's career was in the doldrums, but I can't believe the best she could do was to get knocked up by Robert Pattinson's boyfriend. What a come-down.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 5:35pm.
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 5:33pm.
Ohhhhh, good for you! You can let everyone off at 2:00 on Friday! Well, maybe not.
Just work. I've had the last five days off and am ready to go back to work. The company I work for was closed Weds, Thurs and Fri. Unpaid. :-(
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I'm sorry about that. How was the extended weekend with Male Dog and the pups? Hopefully you had fun.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
IF: we were worried about leaving the gerbils for the weekend because it was so hot in the city this weekend. But Mr. Hekki beat us home and said they are OK.
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 5:33pm.
Ohhhhh, good for you! You can let everyone off at 2:00 on Friday! Well, maybe not.
Just work. I've had the last five days off and am ready to go back to work. The company I work for was closed Weds, Thurs and Fri. Unpaid. :-(
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Just because they're actors doesn't mean they are the most beautiful people in the world as some polls make out.....unless they're talking about Shannyn Sossamon.
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 5:11pm.
Sal, darling, I'm well, thank you. How are you and how is Costa?
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Rainy day, luv. Not doing much while I'm home.
I was going to go out with some friends last night, but I stayed home and had a few drinks. I woke up around noon today!
Any big plans for this week?
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
dating over a whole year ... wowwwww ... that long, huh
I saw prettier girls in Target yesterday. That's all.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 5:21pm.
submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 5:08pm.
Londoner/Greenwich borough, but Kent coast past 5 years, still working in London....for now.
That's good. I was looking to move to London last year and considered commuting from Kent but then I lost interest and decided to stay here instead.
*looks around*
Do we even have any other Brits here?
Thornhill used to be here a lot. But as it's the internet doesn't really matter where you're from I suppose. Cyberspace has no country! :)
Been in the tunnels in Edin? Saw Ghost Adventures there. SPOOKY! I wanna go there :)
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 5:14pm.
@Lucifer. See Andy Murray crying :(
I couldn't even look!!! :'( But at least he's made his presence felt by getting to the finals.
submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 5:08pm.
Londoner/Greenwich borough, but Kent coast past 5 years, still working in London....for now.
That's good. I was looking to move to London last year and considered commuting from Kent but then I lost interest and decided to stay here instead.
*looks around*
Do we even have any other Brits here?
*waves* yep I'm here too-oop north, in Yorkshire-drunk, reading celeb gossip and getting eaten by cats-all in all a pretty good night
True about teeth, but my darling Colin has nice teeth.
Submitted by doncorleone on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 4:58pm.
Some Brits are gorgeous like the absolutely delicious Colin Firth - Yummy!!!!!
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RUFUS SEWELL. I adore British men.
@Lucifer. See Andy Murray crying :(
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*Occasions, dammit.
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Sal, darling, I'm well, thank you. How are you and how is Costa?
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