Home Wrecking Legend Sienna Miller Is A Mom!
It seems like just yesterday when the beautiful word "SLUT" was sprayed in graffiti on Sienna Miller's house and today the words "IT'S A (insert the gender of Sienna's first baby friend here)!" were sprayed on there after she gave birth to her first kid with that fiancé who sometimes looks like a light weight sumo wrestler competing in the homeless hipster division. It really is the end of a home wrecking era, because Sienna's bull dozer vagina is temporarily retired now that a baby has passed through it. The pussy that once destroyed lives is now delivering life. As I take a moment of silence, read what UsWeekly has to say about this:
Sienna Miller and her fiance Tom Sturridge welcomed their first child over the weekend in London, a source confirms exclusively to Us Weekly. Details on the baby's gender, name and weight were not available. The British duo have been dating for over a year and debuted signs of their engagement -- Miller's dazzling diamond engagement ring -- in mid-February.
Since there aren't any details, let me fill that shit in. Sienna and Tom are both dirty boho hippies, so I'm guessing she gave birth in a backyard pond full of rose water while he hollered out some Gaelic birthing chant as he smeared lavender-infused mud all over her tits. Then after their baby was born, they melded their baby with the earth by rolling him or her in a patch of dirt. They threw a floral wreath on their baby's head, held that baby up to the sun and waited until the wind delivered their baby's name into their ears. The wind delivered the name Scrags Patchouli, obviously. The end.
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Submitted by salacious on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 2:29am.
if you get rid of your avie that means i gotta go find a new one & ima too lazy to do that.
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
I don't care what anyone says I like Sienna, always though she was gorgeous, thought she got a more bad press that she deserved in an industry where everybody is fucking everybody. Every now and then the industry like to pin all its indiscretions on one person to make them feel they do in fact have some sort of moral sense
with a baby to trot around, how will sienna find that time to bang other women's men?
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I thought that was Fergie for a second there…
I thought that was Fergie of a second there…
Salacious...please don't get rid of your avatar. It's so mezmerizing and educational.
I could watch it for hours. Is that weird?
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Fiancé is badly misused these days. It's just a euphemism for lover.
It would be mildly karmic if Sienna's hipster fiancé got tired of her post-baby self and cheated.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 2:17am.
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Mickey, thanks. I've been thinking about giving my banana-licking avatar a break, even though I've received overwhelmingly positive feedback from the Dlisted crowd.
For the record I did agree with Mike. I mean, it wouldn't be a bad age to go, all things considered. 70s are the new 50s, you say... Hmm, I'll have to think about that.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by salacious on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 2:11am.
In your 70s? But that's the new 50s! I will have a serious word with Mike next time I see him.
P.S.: Your banana girl is still oddly mesmerizing.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 2:05am.
Oh don't be silly. It doesn't bother me, Mickey.
This bit needs a little correction: The other day we were saying that when you die in your 70s, people should NOT feel sad about you leaving.
Blame it on Mike, he said it first. ;)
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 8:54pm.
"Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 7:31pm.
Ernest Borgnine died. He was 95.
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95 is more than a good age to go. I actually think he overstayed a little bit.
The other day we were saying that when you die in your 70s, people should feel sad about you leaving."
LOL. Harsh, but funny. In other words, very dlisted.
@Lucifer_Sam
Sorry about the embedded quotes, but otherwise I would lose my context. To accommodate your wishes I have not included my siggie, so were it not for this afterword my comment would have been as concise as possible. The only thing shorter would have been not commenting at all. Oops, I see your point now.(^_-)
Submitted by IrishFury on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 4:20pm.
I'm going to guess at names like Lily, Daisy or something celestial to do with stars(Estelle) or the moon(Luna). They all beling to that pretentious notting- hill/ cottege-in-the-cottswolds crowd. Maybe Margaret (Daisy) or Pearl or the like.
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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
I wonder if Sienna is going to be like Maggie Gyllenhal, who doesn't think twice about pulling out her boob to breastfeed in public. Yeah, I know, it's NATURAL.
You forgot the part where they stew the placenta and eat it.
Hahaha. I thought that was Tori Spelling. And who said you can't turn a hoe into a house wife? Ha.
Does this make Robert Pattinson a daddy too?
I don't know or care who she is, but she has great taste in men... :0
Wow, looks like your typical couple that you would see at Six Flags. When did Sienna give up? At least brush your damn hair.
Boy Tom does a great job of hiding his pretty face. Hate this look.
Is that Sienna Miller or LeAnn Rhimes? I guess all home-wreckers look alike.
Zomay, I was entranced by the beauty of your av, too. :)
I didn't want you to think I was being fresh by saying you had a hot av. ;P
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Hi oilgob!!! Welcome to the show' ;)
I'm sorry you have the sads right now. :( Just look at it this way...
If you're secure and ok with being alone, and delight in the thought of eating crisps and drinking wine by yourself every night, then go for it. If you can't bear the thought of being away from or possibly losing your other half forever, just take a vacation from each other!
When you get back from vacation, spend some time together. If you can't stand the way he breathes, it's probably a good idea to move on and think about yourself for a while.
Consider yourself lucky that you are not married and don't have any kiddos yet. It's a LOT easier to just walk away when it's only the two of you. Trust.
Hope this helps.
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Thanks Mel, much appreciated advice :) I think he is going back home (he isn't from England) for a week, which I think we need. He owns a business and I think he has forgotten about work/life balance. Hey ho, let's see how it goes. Until then I have friends, work and of course the interwebs to keep me company :)
I luv you Mike!!
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Submitted by zomay on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 10:39pm.
Zomay, I know I've told you this before, but you always have the prettiest avies.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 9:37pm.
Please note that the Big Ang show is on now. VH1, 9:00 pm EST.
If you don't know who Big Ang is, just tune in and you'll figure it out.
You're welcome.
Is it that good? I've seen her in clips and she's definitely a hoot, but everything I've read about the show basically said a little Big Ang went a long way.
All the men she has done stole and she ends up procreating with a professional camper.
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 9:37pm.
Please note that the Big Ang show is on now. VH1, 9:00 pm EST.
If you don't know who Big Ang is, just tune in and you'll figure it out.
You're welcome.
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LOL.
I saw the advertisement yesterday on another site. I think she has the potential to become one of MK's obsessions pretty soon.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
So she's finally over Balls bizarre Getty? I guess she'll settle down now and give her vag a rest.
I'm pretty slutty but this broad takes the cake (and the cock)
These two are a hot mess. Hope she hires a good nanny while she's out bed hoping with married men.
lol CAPPY!!! ♥♥♥ OT, put those ho days behind you Sienna, and be a good mom.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 5:26pm.
Been in the tunnels in Edin? Saw Ghost Adventures there. SPOOKY! I wanna go there :)
I saw that episode too (I love GA) and, honestly, I'm not brave enough to go down the vaults. But you should go, and let us know if the hand-holding child ghost touches you. It makes me sad thinking of all the people who lived down there.
Ps: I suspect RichBitch might also be a Brit, but I'm not sure.
Wow, she ended up with one hell of a homely man to father her child. She couldn't find anyone halfway decent-looking? She needed to thumb through her little black book a little harder.
Please note that the Big Ang show is on now. VH1, 9:00 pm EST.
If you don't know who Big Ang is, just tune in and you'll figure it out.
You're welcome.
Ha gar girl is that at the hands being not free or the potential singledom (or other!) you're all great and keep me highly amused-it's like a little Dlisted family and I feel I've got to know you all! Oh I'm quite drunk, other half snoring while I'm on the couch watch telly-how gentlemanly of him-although I quite like drinking and watching 'big trouble in Thailand' ! *sigh* I'm 31 this year and sometimes feel like I can't be arsed with this-do you lot ever feel the same? We're engaged, no kids, but sometimes I feel like I just want to run off and be reallllly selfish-does anyone just feel they want 10 years of feeling a confident, screw you stage before having to decide which path you want to follow? xx
@Oilgob :O
Twatty -
Fuck, I have died and gone to heaven - Daniel Craig!! Are you sure we're not related???? Fine, fine man, and he ALSO called the Kuntrashians "fucking stupid" or something like that, he gives me the tingles. Mercy!!
Welcome Oilgob
DC - me too but like white on rice !
" Oh my heavens , my photo has vanished ! "
Thanks twat, jack and gg-btw gg is the ps about me being a slut? I jest! I wish right now-right not the only thing my hand is nursing is a wine glass ;) like I just replied to twat's post-you're all lovely to read and giggle at. Shit just realised I sound like an arselicker or a stalker! But just a long time reader with not enough time to post-that might change now I may be in singledom. Ah feck it-wine, cats, crisps and kaftans and I'm made for life. You lovelies keep on doing what you're doing-you make me smile xxx
Submitted by mike on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 7:31pm.
Ernest Borgnine died. He was 95.
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95 is more than a good age to go. I actually think he overstayed a little bit.
The other day we were saying that when you die in your 70s, people should feel sad about you leaving.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
PS - Welcome!
@ Jack, only coz she's a slut.
Welome Oilgob!
On topic: love me Sienna!!!
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Oilgob -- welcome to dlisted! Not only you but your two adorable kittehs. I hope your would-be kaftan is something that would make Mrs. Roper proud, LOL!
doncorleone -- I love Jon Hamm for his sense of humor, too. I'd mop the floor with that man and I'd be all over him like a cheap suit!!! And another Brit hottie -- Daniel Craig; I was watching "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" last night.
Aww thank twat muffin-my lovely kitten bubbas wave a hi with their gorgeous paws! I actually may buy an oversize kaftan from eBay-ms roper proud and it'll hide my soon to be wine bloat :) I'm watching the coolest programme right now on beeb one and this old guy has 120 wild giant tortoises on his island in the Seychelles-I think I may marry him. In an eloborately patterned kaftan. With my girls as kitty bridesmaids. Thanks for your posts over this looong time of lurking-you all make me smile :) also making me smile is it being 1.20am and drinking a nice crisp white while dreaming of marrying ol' man tortoise lover hic xx
Mr. Lee recently celebrated his 90th. Just like E. B. The mind is still sharp !
Mr. Borgnine was once wed to songstress Ethel Merman.
Jon Hamm is an eloquent actor. Classy as FUCK !
Now I saved the best for last (my personal favorite) Sir Anthony Hopkins
Superb thespian in HOWARDS END & (mpf)-THE REMAINS OF THE DAY as a gentlemans butler Mr. Stephens played opposite Emma Thompson in both films.
Swoooooooooon worthy indeed ! With an honorable mention to his portrayal of
Bert Monroe in The Fastest Indian. Check these titles out if you've never seen these films. The first two are lavish productions
" Oh my heavens , my photo has vanished ! "
Submitted by Haribo on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 7:45pm.
sadness all around :( usher's 11yo stepson has been declared brain dead.
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oh my god...that is heartbreaking. That poor family :(
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It's PHELPS time!
Yep fellow Brit here!! I only posted my one and only comment when mk posted about the male unicorn at the Deep in Hull-my hometown and the place I currently reside! I am currently pissed, watching Indian ocean with Simon reeve on bbc1, while drinking wine because me and the other half have been arguing for 2 days over shit not worth arguing over and I've had enough :( sorry for the rant but at this moment I'd rather be in a cat commune with my two cats, wearing an oversize kaftan and drinking enough sweet nectar to kill an alco. But-yay for the Brits on Dlisted-I love all you uk and us sluts who keep me entertained xxx
Twatty -
You nailed it - Jon Hamm does look like an "old time" actor, very classic good looks, but I also love the guy for his very wicked sense of humor and because of the sheer fact he called the Kuntrashians idiots!