Tommy & Katie Are Settling Shit Behind Closed Doors
At least we'll always have this masterpiece from the Museum of Beards of Katie Holmes and Tommy Girl looking like two butch power lezzies at the top of their game. Those were the days when Tommy could hit a few keys on Stepford Katie's control pad and get her dress up like a power top to his power bottom. But the roles have reversed and Katie's the one controlling a bitch for now.
TMZ says that Tommy has pressed pause on his plans to file for divorce in California and is playing nice with Katie by keeping their custody fight in New York. TMZ also farted into our popcorn bags, because they claim that Tommy and Katie won't give us some extra dramatic Kramer vs. Kramer shit in a public court room anytime soon. BOOOOOOOO. Tommy's NY lawyers and Katie's lawyers are in a conference room somewhere in Manhattan quietly negotiating custody of Scientology's golden child, child support and money shit. One source says that if shit goes well, they can figure everything out in NY and won't have to move this mess to CA.
Well, well, well..... Earlier this week, Tommy was all ready to put on his best pair of stompin' heels and fight a trick hard. My guess is that Tommy changed his mind when Katie strolled to his locked closet door, held up its key and threatened to open it. Tommy is all for a bitch squeezing his nuts, but not like this and not by Katie. I love it. Oh, to be a Thetan sipping a martini on the end of Tommy's butt plug during those negotiations. I'd love to feel the clench of his nalgas as Katie threatens to tell everyone about the Shrine to David Beckham in his dungeon unless he agrees to not give Suri a Kiddie's First E-Meter Kit for her next birthday.
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Event Horizon,
"Kinda off topic but I read the Zetas (sp) drug cartel take a lot of the tactics for training their hitmen from the American navy seals..."
A lot of drug cartels are run by the CIA. The war on drugs was manufactured by the gov. for the benefit of big pharma (one of the beneficiaries). You see you can't patent heroine, marijuana, cocaine, it's in the interest of big pharma to ban these natural drugs because let's face it if they were legal they'd be cheap, but if you can get a patent on something and ban your competition well then billions and billions of dollars. Hence the war in Afghanistan, heroin/poppies production is up by 300% and the fields are guarded by guess who "our" military. You've probably heard this before though. But then the military is fighting for my freedom and not for big pharma. Oh those Afghani people such a threat to me.
I just wanted to share this with you because it goes to what I'm trying to get across but it's completely lost on the majority of these people except you, things are not what they seem at all and yes gov. all govs. are cults but on a far more sophisticated level, I mean it's a science oh pardon the pun.
And no I don't look down on people who have cable, I'm just suggesting that you get rid of it for your own good.
Submitted by Alligator boots on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:45pm.
"you've made an awful lot of generalizations about who posts here"
Really prove me wrong? Anonymous73 just proved me right. I would say 97% of the commentators are Obama supporters, want free health care, are happy with the supreme court decision even though they don't understand it, but are thinking that's it the next step to single payer (whatever the hell that means), all have cable watch HBO and think the shows on there are masterpieces. Only have a problem with war when a "republican" is in office, have a very superficial understanding about pretty much everything. Think they are enlightened because they are for "gay marriage" even though it's a non issue, a distraction and more division.
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I'm an Obama supporter and I understand that there is no such thing as "free healthcare" yet I believe one of the duties of an enlightened government is to provide for the safety, security and well being of it's citizens, meaning a functioning government should have safety (police force), security (military force) and well being (economic stability and adequate health care) for it's citizens...we got two outta three which aint bad but it's not #1 which we as Americans love to believe we are. I've never heard someone from Canada, Sweden, Denmark, etc. say they hate their government provided healthcare, even-though many pay 15%-50% in taxes for it. Not Once. I'm not happy watching people die from treatable diseases, something should be done about it.
Sometimes war is necessary, but in the last century, there has been no war in the United States caused by an intimate threat. Every war (Republican or Democratic) has been sparked by either public outrage (the bombing of pearl harbor, 9/11, the sinking of a maritime ship by Germany killing thousands of American citizens) or Americas belief in it's supremacy and to invade any country who's political ideals they believed threatened theirs (Communism in Vietnam and Korea). Give me a war where someone like Hitler is threatening to invade and murder millions of my fellow citizens or drop a nuke on us (N. Korea), and I'll support it, but starting a multi-billion dollar war to get back at some "terrorist" who were no more organized than your average street gang running around with steak knifes and who were only able to attack America because of a weakness in our own defense system is indefensible to me.
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 10:12pm.
ubmitted by C6 on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 10:00pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:58pm.
Yeah, but Falcor would go "missing in the hole" by CoS and no one would give a shit. This is actually both genius and practical.
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I think that hole is pretty full at this point, they'd be trying to stuff her arms and legs in with a long stick!
And to top up this little scenario the kicker would be that no one even notices or writes a single word. :P
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Massively wonderful way to get rid of Falcor...however...TC is so imbedded in his closet, there's slim to no chance of him snatching Eddie from whatsherface.
DP
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 10:02pm.
Ok, I feel bad that I laughed at this,
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She'd be tweeting pictures a cake with her twat on it!
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:27pm.
Submitted by Agnostic 1 on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:22pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 3:29pm.
She must have threatened to go for a paternity test.
*I AM NOT NOW NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN A DLISTED LAWYER*
However one of my 1st real jobs was as an assistant in a Family Law Practice in OC. The state of California recognizes a man who marries a woman with a child (who's not being claimed by its real father, or adopted by them as a couple like Angie Jo & BBT) as his/her LEGAL FATHER. So wether TC adopted Suri or not. She is, in the eyes of the State of California his daughter.
I don't know the intricacies as I am not a lawyer and haven't worked for one in AGES, but I can tell you that is the law.
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The law has nothing to do with what I was referring to. You're referring to eventual custody. I was referring to the fact that he would in no way want it to become public knowledge that he did not, in fact, father Suri. He has always made such a huge deal about being her biological father, shoving it down everyone's throats. He'd rather give up a ton of money and custodial custody and keep his little myth intact than have it come out that he lied.
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Oh of course! That's how I see it too, I've just been reading a lot of comments about how if "The kid isn't Tom's! He has no claim!" which given that they married after Suri's birth; the laws of the state of CA regard him as her legal father. *Pats you on the head & gives you a filet mignon for being a smart Dog*
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ubmitted by C6 on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 10:00pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:58pm.
Yeah, but Falcor would go "missing in the hole" by CoS and no one would give a shit. This is actually both genius and practical.
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I think that hole is pretty full at this point, they'd be trying to stuff her arms and legs in with a long stick!
And to top up this little scenario the kicker would be that no one even notices or writes a single word. :P
Naw, TC would be to lamestream for TMom and he would ruin her street cred.
I can't nominate TMom because the 16 year old emo in me really likes The Pretty Reckless.
I'll show myself out. :P
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
"Every tweet pic she'd be 10lbs lighter until she was just a single hair in a pair of heels"
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Ok, I feel bad that I laughed at this, but I totally did. Because she is a twat.
No wait, that's insulting to twats.
Hmmm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:57pm.
Submitted by Hotmami on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:54pm.
PLEASE take Demi. Or Miley. Or Lilo.
Or all three.
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Add some K-Stew and Taylor Momsen for good measure. It's always good to have backup.
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A 5pack! He'd be set for decades. Make it happen TC...and then go buy an island somewhere and take these 5 with you.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:58pm.
Submitted by gallerygirla on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:50pm.
If Tom Cruise is ever willing to finally come out of the closet, I nominate Eddie Cibrian.
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Lol!!!! Could you imagine the absolute melt down tweets we'd see from Flacor? OMG that would so fucking funny!!!!!
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Yeah, but Falcor would go "missing in the hole" by CoS and no one would give a shit. This is actually both genius and practical.
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
I'm going to cast another vote for Loblotto because I really can't stand that racist bitch and would love to see Vlad Cruise suck her soul, but then she'd still be in the news. :(
Submitted by gallerygirla on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:50pm.
If Tom Cruise is ever willing to finally come out of the closet, I nominate Eddie Cibrian.
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Lol!!!! Could you imagine the absolute melt down tweets we'd see from Flacor? OMG that would so fucking funny!!!!!
Every tweet pic she'd be 10lbs lighter until she was just a single hair in a pair of heels
Submitted by Event Horizon on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:51pm.
"Kinda off topic but I read the Zetas (sp) drug cartel take a lot of the tactics for training their hitmen from the American navy seals..."
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Oh, I agree Event...military tactics, fighting strategies, etc have been copied countless times by many. However, I seriously doubt that's what the bot was referring to. ;-)
Submitted by Hotmami on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:54pm.
PLEASE take Demi. Or Miley. Or Lilo.
Or all three.
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Add some K-Stew and Taylor Momsen for good measure. It's always good to have backup.
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It's PHELPS time!
How about one of the younger Kardtrashian-Jenner or whatever sisters? Tom likes them young. Or Adienne Curry; how old is that famewhore ho?
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
LOL!
HBO? I don't even own a tv.
I haven't even heard of half the people MK posts about on here.
But really, so what if someone subscribes to cable? What an odd thing on which to look down on someone.
The Healthcare Bill? It's not rocket science & the people who post here don't strike me as illiterate, regardless of what you claim.
Anyway, I'm done wasting any more time on someone who is obviously only here to shit stir & garner attention.
Clambake.
How tall are these peeps we are guessing, btw? Remember, it can't be anyone who makes TC look short. "Kate" has her knees bent in their wedding photo so as to look shorter than him. *eye roll*
How about Kirsten Stewart, because she's one of the few people I wouldn't mind seeing end up in a hole in the desert? (just kidding but not really)
PLEASE take Demi. Or Miley. Or Lilo.
Or all three.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
!Clam bake!
what about Lily Collins?
Her mom is "high society" in Beverly Hills and her dad is famous as well (Phil).
She studied Journalism, so they would have another "in" in public relations.
All those things would be a catch for the church.
!clam bake!
does the sign of the cristo and spins around 3 times
(just in case cause I dont want to jinx her)
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
And why would I or anyone else engage you in intellectual discourse, sir, when your tone indicates that is the opposite of what you are interested in doing.
Dooooooggggggiiiiieeee BABY :) :P
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:46pm.
Submitted by Alligator boots on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:33pm.
"By the way the cult of Scientology and any cult really is a microcosm of the cult of government. Where do you think cults learn their tactics and strategies from?"
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Kinda off topic but I read the Zetas (sp) drug cartel take a lot of the tactics for training their hitmen from the American navy seals...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
oh please please PLEASE let Tommy's next ho be Rooney Mara....I would so love to see her get knocked off of her high horse. David Fincher would never let that happen, though.
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It's PHELPS time!
Submitted by ditquoi on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:45pm.
"I'm gonna go with Demi Loblotto, she's a cutter so she likes punishment. Plus isn't she Hispanic? That appeals to that Latin American market they're trying to break into..."
As much as I cringe to say it...I think he should marry LiHo next. Two losers win/win.
If Tom Cruise is ever willing to finally come out of the closet, I nominate Eddie Cibrian.
Tom should have just gone after Leanne Rimes. Bitch will go after any ass that pays attention to her. And she would do anything for 'her man.'
www.poopreport.com :)
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How did one person prove your assumptions right about a large gathering of individuals, sir.
Dog! Keith is teh ghey??? Oh my Xenu I'm learning all sorts of new things today.
Well then my vote for Tiny's new girlfriend/wife is Keith.
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by didimao on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:42pm.
Hotmami, that cracked me up.
:)Seriously, any bitch who has seen Katie's face during the last six years, and STILL signs on to this shit deserves to be E-Metered until they can't rememeber their own name.
I wish Jessica Alba or Scarlett Johannson could be one of those stupid bitches. *sigh*
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by Daniee on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 8:33pm.
Since $Sciento has been desperately trying to have more presence in Latin America, they will probably be trying again for a Latina woman. Aged approx 32 I suspect. I'm sure that has been in place for a bit. He was with Penelope after/during Nicole and went after that Sofia V chick and Jessica Alba was called in for an "audition".
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You're right. However, they'll probably look for someone younger than 32, to make that old freak appear younger. He'll want to make it seem like he actually fucked a woman and got her pregnant so he'll probably go for a late 20's or a 30-year-old. I'm sure before the end of the year he will hire a new woman and proceed to turn her into a fembot.
Napoleon's beard game is so predictable.
Submitted by Alligator boots on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:33pm.
"By the way the cult of Scientology and any cult really is a microcosm of the cult of government. Where do you think cults learn their tactics and strategies from?"
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You poor, poor dear. How much did you pay for your brainwas..er auditing? Can you get a refund?
By the way, you're missing the Loonie thread that MK posted dear. Run along now.
I'm sure you would have fun trying.
Submitted by gallerygirla on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:44pm.
I've been watching some Scientology documentaries on youtube since this thing broke out, and is it wrong that I find Tommy Davis kind of attractive? I know he's crazy, but I think I could screw the crazy right out of him.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
"you've made an awful lot of generalizations about who posts here"
Really prove me wrong? Anonymous73 just proved me right. I would say 97% of the commentators are Obama supporters, want free health care, are happy with the supreme court decision even though they don't understand it, but are thinking that's it the next step to single payer (whatever the hell that means), all have cable watch HBO and think the shows on there are masterpieces. Only have a problem with war when a "republican" is in office, have a very superficial understanding about pretty much everything. Think they are enlightened because they are for "gay marriage" even though it's a non issue, a distraction and more division.
How are you different, give me an original thought give me something that YOU thought of, YOUR observations not what you've been feed or programmed by programming.
I'm gonna go with Demi Loblotto, she's a cutter so she likes punishment. Plus isn't she Hispanic? That appeals to that Latin American market they're trying to break into...
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:38pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:31pm.
Submitted by Alligator boots on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:23pm.
....The ruling elite are sociapaths and the followers are usually weak indivuals who have good intentions but don't have a clue as to what they are supporting....
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Do explain what "sociapaths" and "indivuals" are, puh-leeze. Grassy ass.
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*googles INDIVUALS* :o(
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Rascal, LMAOOO!
*bings "sociApath indivuals" and gets Internal Server 500 Errors*
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
I've been watching some Scientology documentaries on youtube since this thing broke out, and is it wrong that I find Tommy Davis kind of attractive? I know he's crazy, but I think I could screw the crazy right out of him.
Submitted by gallerygirla on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:35pm.
I thought Michael K was pretty spot on with Rooney Mara. She does look like a boy, and it's been proven through her interviews with David Fincher that she's very easy to manipulate and control.
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Missed that. Yup, Rooney's another good call. Plus she's got zero zeal and personality so Tom can continue mega-hoarding the spotlight with no fight or anything.
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*
Hotmami, that cracked me up.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
Here's my list candidates
1. Amber Heard
2. Boobs Legsly *shout out to the Fug Girls*
3. Either one of Olsen twins. They're already dead on the inside
4. Rooney Mara, because she's absolutely insufferable
5. Basically anyone else under 30 in Hollywood who is just DYING to have a career at any cost (BLAKE)
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:33pm.
ANYWAY, what about one of the Trollsens?
I don't think they appear to want to be moms at all, ever. Just chain smoking fashion hangers who look down on the fashion disaster normal people.
the CO$ might have lost the rights to suri becoming the queen...or w/e they call a female ruler, so he might have to try again, only this time with a much tighter prenup as far as the child is concerned.
He's going to need one on the young side and healthy.
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best plan ever...lol
Submitted by chinlee3 on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 8:32pm.
I think either Dakota Fanning or Miley Cyrus. They are both legal in the eyes of the law and both have 15 years until they're 33. They could sign a 15 year contract. Miley could keep Liam very comfortably on TC's money.
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Alligator Boots, please do me a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP about the military. You probably don't know anything about it. Especially not the level of personal sacrifices that soldiers make every day so that dumbass cuntplugs like you can spout your ignorance and condescension everywhere.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by gallerygirla on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:37pm.
I could see Evan Rachel Wood, except she's already married to Jamie Bell, which surprised me considering how normal and well-regarded he is.
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A mere mortal is no match for the mind control rays of Xenu himself. They'll be divorced within the year and she'll be shacked up with Tommy, with a dead look in her eyes.
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It's PHELPS time!
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:31pm.
Submitted by Alligator boots on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:23pm.
....The ruling elite are sociapaths and the followers are usually weak indivuals who have good intentions but don't have a clue as to what they are supporting....
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Do explain what "sociapaths" and "indivuals" are, puh-leeze. Grassy ass.
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*googles INDIVUALS* :o(
Alligator boots... another logical fallacy, the cult of government is a microcosm of the cult of humanity. It's all just a set of rules and every species has some hierarchy. The cult of humanity is the answer that you are really looking for.
Evan Rachel Wood is married????
I could see Evan Rachel Wood, except she's already married to Jamie Bell, which surprised me considering how normal and well-regarded he is.
Dog, that was funny.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
I thought Michael K was pretty spot on with Rooney Mara. She does look like a boy, and it's been proven through her interviews with David Fincher that she's very easy to manipulate and control.