Hot Slut Of The Day!
The greatest display of raw talent I’ve ever witnessed on the 3rd Street Promenade in Santa Monica, CA is when I watched a mangy cat in a busted velvet turban give SLYCIC (copyright: God Warrior) readings to tourists. But this might be the second greatest display of raw talent the 3rd Street Promenade has ever seen. HuffPo describes Eric Nash’s rewind shuffle as a “super moonwalk,” but this shit looks more like super moonrunning to me. It’s like he’s pavement skiing backwards without poles. Slow clap and drop a $5 in his fanny pack. If Eric Nash can do this while a mangy cat wearing a busted velvet turban sits on his head and gives fly-by psychic readings to tourists, the 3rd Street Promenade will be the raw talent capital of the world…or the US….or California….or at least Santa Monica.