Saturday, July 7th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Shelley Duvall (62)
Jessica Hahn (53)
Cassidy (30)
D. Woods (30)
Michelle Kwan (32)
Cree Summer (43)
Jorja Fox (44)
Jim Gaffigan (46)
Mo Collins (37)
Vonda Shepard (49)
Billy Campbell (53)
David Hodo of The Village People (65)
Ringo Starr (72)
Doc Severinsen (85)
Pierre Cardin (90)

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Terri's picture

Sophie Simmons-Tweed's birthday is today also if I recall correctly.

Isn't Ringo 71?

Hbday to Shelly Duvall! and I stillll think she shoulda cracked Nicholson up the head when he went batshit at his typewriter in the Shining. Just saying

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 11:13am.
I think I've mention this before in relation to Shelley, but if you want to see one of the most irritating characters ever brought to the screen or television, check Shelley out in Robert Altman's awesomely freaky 3 Women.
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Just last night I watched Peter Bogdanovich's They All Laughed and this actress named Colleen Camp was by far the most annoying person I'd ever seen on film.

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Happy Birthday to Michelle Kwan!

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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.

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Michelle Kwan...came so close to winning a Gold medal. I still think she was the most graceful skater.

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Submitted by Terri on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 3:04pm.

Today's birthday sluts are all whacky in their own way..which is why today is also my birthday.

Whacky? Join the club! Happy Birthday!

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happy b-day, "Pale Man" aka Jim Gaffigan!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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Submitted by doncorleone on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 4:34pm.

Dog -

Very true about the Wendy background thing, thanks for reminding me. :)

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I smell a Corleone trip to the local library!

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HB
to Pierre,
Shelly "A Bird's Life" o m gosh => , Shining crybaby ;)
Ringo adorable and married hot,
Billy , Mo, Michele,
Jessica, Jesus saves huh?,
Cree, A Different World, the best show ever!,

happy happy happy birthday, to all born today!

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HB Terri! You dont look a day over 22!

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Dog -

Very true about the Wendy background thing, thanks for reminding me. :)

Happiest of Birfdays to you, Terri!
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Submitted by doncorleone on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 3:21pm.

If you look only at the book, there is no way you would despise Wendy. And Jack Torrance's descent into madness is slower, and he is not funny like Jack N. (but I love Jack N.!!)

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You also get to see what led up to Jack's sobriety and what personal demons he already had when they move into the hotel. But you also see Wendy's demons, like her mother.

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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 2:53pm.
No idea Pierre Cardin was still alive! Happy Birfday, Pierre.

Mike: you reminded me that I want to see "Three Women" again. Before I wiki'd it, I misremembered and thought it was Shelley, Sandy Dennis and Sissy Spacek and was going to comment that it was a trifecta of irritating. But Sandy Dennis isn't in that one. And now I feel Old because no one probably knows who they are anymore.

It's awesome! The one woman's paintings are so wonderfully disturbing.

Speaking of Sandy Dennis (and Altman), I've heard "Come Back to the Five-and-Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean" is finally going to get a DVD release late this year or early next. Remember that one?

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 12:31pm.

Ringo Starr! How I love you! 'Drummers Named Ringo" was an SNL Celebrity Jeopardy Category. I never knew that, Whamo, thanx for the info!

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It's PHELPS time!

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My favorite Beatle Ringo Yay!
His son is a kickass drummer, in his own right as well.
And also two funny, funny people, Jim Gaffigan and Mo Collins!

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If you look only at the book, there is no way you would despise Wendy. And Jack Torrance's descent into madness is slower, and he is not funny like Jack N. (but I love Jack N.!!)

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Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 1:28pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 12:13pm.

Whamster, I just clicked on Zimbio button MK has up above comments and saw a very interesting thing.
Zimbio just took a poll, asking women "GALS, WHOSE LIFE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO BE LIVING? and offered a list of personalities/celebs.

Guees what? The results of the 22,000 women poll-->

Jennifer Aniston - 31%
Angeline Jolie - 19%
Oprah Winfrey - 14%
Paris Hilton - 11%
Lady Gaga - 9%
Michelle Obama - 5%
Sarah Palin - 4%
Madonna - 3%
Serena Williams - 2%

According to this, women overwhelmingly like Jen Aniston more then any other female celebrity and would love to live Jen's life!
BAWK BAWK!

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Rasc, I'm stealing and posting it over at JJ.

By the way, HB horz.

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Terri's picture

Today's birthday sluts are all whacky in their own way..which is why today is also my birthday.

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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 3:00pm.

Maybe I should read the novel

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Yah, mon.

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Maybe I should read the novel, because I think Kubrick's "The Shining" was scary as fuck. And I think we were supposed to dislike Wendy. (I like Kubrick but absolutely DESPISE his version of "Lolita". )

I think Shelley is mentally ill now and that makes me sad. She seemed like a nice lady. Hope her birthday is pleasant.

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Hb shelley! Love the crazy story i heard of her in texas that she believes there is a warp hole in her backyard or someshit?!

Hekki's picture

No idea Pierre Cardin was still alive! Happy Birfday, Pierre.

Mike: you reminded me that I want to see "Three Women" again. Before I wiki'd it, I misremembered and thought it was Shelley, Sandy Dennis and Sissy Spacek and was going to comment that it was a trifecta of irritating. But Sandy Dennis isn't in that one. And now I feel Old because no one probably knows who they are anymore.

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Submitted by doncorleone on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 2:39pm.

Dog -

God, I'm glad you said that - I am a HUGE King fan, saw this film when I was 15 (I'm ancient), I love Jack, but the movie was absolute garbage. Duvall was fucking annoying, Jack was over the top wayyyyy too early in the film, I wanted to kill the kid myself, using an ax instead of a mallet (???), Scatman was the only good thing. I must say the scene where Duvall finds the same sentence typed over and over 500 times was genuinely creepy.

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Yeah, that scene was pretty good.

Crothers WAS good but IMO it would have been much more effective if they had kept to the book and he lived so they could play the scene on the snowmobile where the Overlook's spirit nearly gets him to kill Danny and Wendy after he rescues them.

But I have to say the very end where the 1920s (I guess) music played and you see Jack's face in the black and white picture was creepy.

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Dog -

God, I'm glad you said that - I am a HUGE King fan, saw this film when I was 15 (I'm ancient), I love Jack, but the movie was absolute garbage. Duvall was fucking annoying, Jack was over the top wayyyyy too early in the film, I wanted to kill the kid myself, using an ax instead of a mallet (???), Scatman was the only good thing. I must say the scene where Duvall finds the same sentence typed over and over 500 times was genuinely creepy.

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Birthday love to Shelley Duvall for the Faerie Tales, and the scenes in "Time Bandits" - first she's tied to a tree with her hapless medieval lover while they are being robbed in Sherwood Forest, then reincarnated as the fiancee of a deceitful loser on the Titanic (both played by Michael Palin). She's a great comedienne.

and HB Ringo.

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Submitted by Cowjam on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 1:37pm.

@Dog: Jorja Fox isn't all that bad. Yes, she's kind of butch, but she's not butt-ugly like Shelley Duvall.

I have never sat through a complete showing of "The Shining", and I love early Stephen King. From all your comments, I realize the problem. This Shelley Duvall was so damn annoying that the film was nowhere near as scary as the book, plus I couldn't take more than 5 minutes of her on the screen.

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Jorja Fox has a permanently downturned mouth and permanent frown. Couple that with her awful complexion and alligator-looking lips? Oogly.

I must be one of the only people besides King himself who frigging LOATHED The Shining movie version. It has none of the slow build-up of WTF to terror that the book did, the hedge maze was ridiculous, Duvall was a joke, and that stupid kid's "talking finger" was laughable. The book was just phenomenal.

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Jorja Fox is beautiful. I've never seen Shelly Duvall outside of Shining, but I hoped she had been transformed into a homely mess.

HB to Cree Summer who played Freddie on Different World and voiced Penny for Inspector Gadget.

Not much to say about anyone else, but at least I've heard of a few of them this time!

I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.

Happy Birthday Hot Pockets!

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@Dog: Jorja Fox isn't all that bad. Yes, she's kind of butch, but she's not butt-ugly like Shelley Duvall.

I have never sat through a complete showing of "The Shining", and I love early Stephen King. From all your comments, I realize the problem. This Shelley Duvall was so damn annoying that the film was nowhere near as scary as the book, plus I couldn't take more than 5 minutes of her on the screen.

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HB Shelley Duvall! Thank you for Faerie Tale Theater!

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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 12:13pm.

Whamster, I just clicked on Zimbio button MK has up above comments and saw a very interesting thing.
Zimbio just took a poll, asking women "GALS, WHOSE LIFE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO BE LIVING? and offered a list of personalities/celebs.

Guees what? The results of the 22,000 women poll-->

Jennifer Aniston - 31%
Angeline Jolie - 19%
Oprah Winfrey - 14%
Paris Hilton - 11%
Lady Gaga - 9%
Michelle Obama - 5%
Sarah Palin - 4%
Madonna - 3%
Serena Williams - 2%

According to this, women overwhelmingly like Jen Aniston more then any other female celebrity and would love to live Jen's life!
BAWK BAWK!

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Get a load of Duvall in The Shining. Dressed like Holly Hobby on acid, bug-eyes, buck teef, and one of the worst jobs of acting in the history of movies.

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Jorja Fox and Shelley Duvall. Two of the most unfortunate-looking women in Hollywood.

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I love these comments about Duvall!!! I too was hoping he would bash her fucking brains in.

Cowjam's picture

Happy birthday Mr. Conductor!!

Doc Severinson is still alive? I loved him on the old Tonight Show. Fantastic musician. I loved the nights when Ed McMahon was gone and Doc co-hosted, with Tommy Newsome leading the band. The show was so much funnier without McMahon.

little_rascal's picture

HB to David Hodo, the construction worker guy from Village People!

♫ It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. ♫

And of course HB to Ringo Starr!

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I haz a warning of "dangerous downloads" on my dlisted site. Is that a $cientology thing? Do all you horz have that?
obviously I clicked anyway, but, is it a real thing?

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

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Agree with Shelley being so irritating in The Shining, I wanted Jack to get her with the axe.

Ringo Starr! How I love you! 'Drummers Named Ringo" was an SNL Celebrity Jeopardy Category. I never knew that, Whamo, thanx for the info!

Doc Severinson: Made The Johnny Carson Show bearable for me.

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"Wendy, light of my life, i'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just going to bash your brains in".

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 11:28am.

Yep, my appetite is still lacking a bit, but otherwise I'm back to baseline.

Whamo's picture

Ringo Star....one of the most underrated drummers in the game, people would say he was just along for the ride but actually he was a true talent. At the end of Helter Skelter it was Ringo that shouted out the famous line "I GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS" before whipping his sticks across the room after a particularly rough recording session, most people attribute the line to John....and there you have it, the REST of the story. As agirl says peace and love...something we should all get back to :)

Shelley Duvall....she was awesome in The Shining, still stands up for me as one of my favorite creepy movies

HB Billy Campbell. You sexy beast. grrrrrrrrrr

HB to Ringo. My fav Beatle

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Cree Summer forever!!

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agirl's picture

Happy Birthday Ringo! Peace and Love!