Friday, July 6th 2012

Open Post: Hosted By A Pussy Bomb

While Nicole DiDonato, a reporter for Fox-17 in Grand Rapids, Michigan, reported live from a beer making place in the city, a camera-loving cat (who was probably a plant by MSNBC) wasn't having any of it and gently shanked at her back TWICE. There's always a fame whoring kitteh who has to ruin a news story about a microbrewery for everyone. And by "ruin," I mean make that shit more entertaining.

via Jezebel

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EveryStrangersEyes's picture

oh, fuckit... you folks aren't any fun at all tonight!...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eyFiClAzq8

*shakes head*... just don't get why you take it all so seriously... it's not like anything's gonna change with you all bitching back and forth on dlisted.

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

and back to where i belong...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9BtLRWbkmA

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

*content filled sigh*.... open post... yep, this is where i belong...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMSZALOGF_M&feature=related

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

Daniee's picture

stinkbutt.....have an awesome trip! sounds so nice just about now.
Glad you are on the mend Mike! Not to sound like your mommy.... but it's a good idea now to eat some unsweetened yoghurt (add honey) and cooked blackberries. It heals your intestines after a bout like that.

Teh mastubating scene!!! Way uncomfortable. I think the hottest sex scene was the one in Season 2 where he and Anne's dance is fused together with sexy times and she laft those bloody claw marks down his back. RRRooowwwwr...

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Gardening Girl's picture

I did enjoy The Tudors. Someday I hope they do a biopic where Henry 8 is a ginge with the same megalomania that JRM gave him.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 12:57pm.
Sans Fards, saw the towlie jack off and thought..."for why?".

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bahaha that scene was so awkward. That must've sucked to be the king's...er....personal towel holder.

I love the show because of Henry Cavill, mainly. I think JRM does a good job of playing Henry, at least in how volatile he is, even though he looks nothing like the actual Henry. Thomas More is easy on the eyes, too!

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It's PHELPS time!

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Sans Fards, saw the towlie jack off and thought..."for why?".

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Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 6:29pm.
*makes note to watch GOT*

Still watchiing The Tudors...poor Catherine of Aragon. I can't imagine being in her position. Especially having her husband's mistress in the same damn palace.

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Love the Tudors! Catherine of Aragon is tough as nails in that series. did you watch the JRM masturbation scene with a towel yet?

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It's PHELPS time!

didimao's picture

Just wanted to share my food poisoning story. It was from a Walmart cake. All four of us got sick. I had it the worst. Why, I don't know, considering my husband had a much bigger piece then I did. Anyway, every time I got sick, I would have to sit on the toilet while holding the bathroom trash can. It finally subsided sometime during the late night/early morning. It is amazing how you can keep getting sick even when there is nothing left.

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mike's picture

Awww. Thanks for the well-wishes folks, but I'm now fully recovered. I've today finally regained my full apetite. Actually, reading some of your own experiences made me realize that my own was fairly mild.

I'm not a warm and fuzzy guy (surprise!), but the concern of a lot of you really means something to me. I've been on here a long time, and I think a lot of some of you guys.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 2:34am.

Thanks, stinkbutt, but this bout of poisoning happened years ago...sorry, I didn't make that clear at all! I did NOT feel better soon, tho...ended up in hospital (boy do the ER staff work FAST when there's an incoming food poisoning victim!).

Congrats on your paper and good luck with your upcoming trip! (I wouldn't make it to the end of the block with my mom in the car.)

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MickeyHolland's picture

Sigh. All By MySelf. Effin time difference.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j_fdSpkmE

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Who are you calling silly cow?

stinkbutt's picture

I just finished, and submitted a 13 page historical paper on Assisted Suicide. I'm finished with summer school!! Now to plan my road trip with my parents...yeeeee

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Submitted by betseyfan2 on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 1:17am.

Yummmmm, foooood poisoning....Deep-fried fish from a mall food court. It was the old oil. Twelve hours after dining, and just a couple hours after snacking on a chocolate pudding, I sat upright from a deep sleep and...

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I've had the feeling of getting woken up out of a deep sleep, and feeling nauseous.

Sucks, I hope you feel better really soon.

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Yummmmm, foooood poisoning....Deep-fried fish from a mall food court. It was the old oil. Twelve hours after dining, and just a couple hours after snacking on a chocolate pudding, I sat upright from a deep sleep and...

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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan

Gardening Girl's picture

Nite folks!

Well it being friday night and all perhaps a certain zlist hobag with twin initials will o.d. or crash a rented car. Fingers crossed!

Sweet dreams.

Whatever's picture

The cat was the star of the show.

Daniee's picture

I also provided a link further down, folks.

Fking shit spam. I can't put a post/rant up and 7/10x it'll get erased with a damn server error, but damn us all, those spams will flood us on the mark each and every time. Damnit! *hopes this damn comment posts, for crying out loud

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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*

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Submitted by C6 on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:38pm.
Can't, of course, see the video. *punches computer

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It's on CNN's web site. Go watch it--it's a hoot. Now that is the way you steal the show. Take note amature attention whores.

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:21pm.

Mike: feel better! Although you probably do by now. Eldest kid and I had the stomach flu on the 4th and now Mr. Hekki has it. We were at BILs and when he poured out his beer in the sink and asked me to drive home I knew it was serious. He had exactly enough time to jog to the terlet before he projectile vommed.

Food poisoning is enough to turn you vegetarian. Every time I've gotten it has been from restaurant meat. I know it can happen from other things but...
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Yup. Hope you're feeling alright now from the gut explosion, Mike. No fun at all.

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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*

Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:21pm.

Daniee, thx. Ditto here; do not need much at all; just need to explore a bit and push a creative boundary. Hear you. Thanks

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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*

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Mike: feel better! Although you probably do by now. Eldest kid and I had the stomach flu on the 4th and now Mr. Hekki has it. We were at BILs and when he poured out his beer in the sink and asked me to drive home I knew it was serious. He had exactly enough time to jog to the terlet before he projectile vommed.

Food poisoning is enough to turn you vegetarian. Every time I've gotten it has been from restaurant meat. I know it can happen from other things but...

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Submitted by C6 on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:38pm.
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If the security is there for you to come back over, you might just regret not seeing if the grass is indeed greener. Do you have that?
Cause that is my experience.......sorry if it isn't that helpful really. I am the type who doesn't need a great deal to find happiness, but I very much need to know what is out there too.

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My food poisoning stories are some you'd kinda expect. Ice cubes? Well, I would have never suspected that!
1. Bad salami when I was a kid. Learned when I was 25 that I actually have a pork GI allergy. Oh, all that bolognie my Mom fed me.
2. Unpasteurized goat's milk from a trip to a farm in Eastern Europe. So, not actually poisoning...I suppose system just not able to "process" the stuff. Who knows. Fucking goat.
3. Street food from Chinatown Night Market. I think this was one of the worst.... I had no control at all of my bowels for 4 days. Thought I was gonna die and had to throw out the mattress. I know. Gross.
4. Street food from the Vancouver Winter Olympics. Nurse over the phone said it was probably E Coli. I guess others had it too. I literally didn't know where I was. Coming out both ends at the same time.

I am not a very good thrower upper either. I barely ever throw up like Mike. Even when I want to when I have a bad migraine or something. It kills me.

Can't, of course, see the video. *punches computer

Happy weekend all. 103 tomorrow for us ny/nj assholes. Can't wait. ugh and fml. Got weekend wine; highlight of things. Passed inspection on my 16yro car, can't believe it. Bright side, right? Question for all - if anyone here was in a quandry, where they assessed the 'grass is greener' vs 'no, i'm being too idealistic and let me keep the status quo', what was the outcome? If you kept status vs jumping the fence to the other side? Help a bitch out yall

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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." C.Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP MCA, "no sleep til Brooklyn") *caprica six was/is here*

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Twat Muffin's picture

HB -- tainted ice? Man, who would have thought it, right?

Bigbendy -- creme brulee? OMG, that's one of my favorite desserts! That had to be rough. BTW, thanks for supporting me in birthday sluts; I appreciate the love.

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Personally, I dont mind the aged performing as long as they do it with dignity and grace, such as Marlene Dietrich. I feel embarrassment seeing the stones proped up like something out of Disney's Haunted Mansion or Vadge strutting around like she was the 24 year old tart she started out as. Just stop it!

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 8:40pm.

Most movie investors don't get anything back if it flops. But she prolly has $14.5m under her mattress or buried in the back yard in a coffee can.

I'm a weirdo who doesn't want to see musicians or performers keep performing when they're old(er). I like to think of them slim, hairy, unwrinkled, and full of piss and vinegar. The Stones come to mind or that scary pic of Robert Smith the other day.

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Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 6:02pm.

My 4th was crap. I had (what I assume to be) a case of food poisoning. I vomited for the first time in ~15 yrs.
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You sound like Jerry Seinfeld! :)

sorry you were sick, food poisoning sucks.

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You were an expert even then but not me, not yet
Now all you gotta do is remind me that we met

Dion flowerboy's picture

Love the kitteh.She's tresspassing obviously.

Gardening Girl's picture

Rande, perhaps she's using the funds from this tour to repay her backers? No wonders she's out shakin' that wrinkled booty and flashing vintage nipple.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 8:28pm.

Welcome and *lifting pinky* pardoned.

I just checked: The budget was about $15m and the gross was $500k. Not sure if that's smart business or not but what's $14.5m to Madonna? It wasn't even all her money and she took a writer's and director's paycheck.

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Thank you Rande! Guess it was out and gone faster than shit through a goose! Pardon my vulgarity.

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Submitted by mike on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 6:02pm.
My 4th was crap. I had (what I assume to be) a case of food poisoning. I vomited for the first time in ~15 yrs.
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That's a too bad bud, I feel your pain. I've had bad chicken before that laid me out for two days.

RandéSleepover's picture

I figured MK would post about Rihanna's suing her financial managers for losing tens of millions. The way she's always flitting about to spendy destinations and partying till late, I assume she just blew it all like C-Love.

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Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 5:58pm.

Joe Shmoe!!! Have you ever ready anything by Margaret George?

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*butting in*

Hotmami, I have read her books on Cleopatra and Helen of Troy! Sooo good !

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 8:21pm.

Hey, does anybody know if that movie Vadge made ever came out? Was the buzz from Cannes that bad?

Yes and yes. It made a few more shekels than Angie's arty opus.

Gardening Girl's picture

:( Food poisoning - I get it at least once a year. My mom is getting fuzzy with her memory and offers me stuff that is a little "off" sometimes.

Gardening Girl's picture

Hey, does anybody know if that movie Vadge made ever came out? Was the buzz from Cannes that bad?

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Submitted by Honey_Badger on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 8:14pm.
Hi Beb! How are yah?

Reading everyone's food poisoning story, especially Twattie, made my stomach quiver. I had it once when I was in Maui from drinking a cocktail with tainted ice. You never forget that level of discomfort and the desire to die.

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HB, I've never heard of tainted ice. Is the water in Maui undrinkable?

Bigbendy's picture

I've had food poisoning twice also. Once from crem brûlée and once from the OutBack........never ever had either again.

Hi Beb! How are yah?

Reading everyone's food poisoning story, especially Twattie, made my stomach quiver. I had it once when I was in Maui from drinking a cocktail with tainted ice. You never forget that level of discomfort and the desire to die.

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Twat Muffin's picture

CokeyBloke -- first time, it was tuna salad with a mayo sauce that I guess wasn't refrigerated properly; it was provided by a service that served food to our law firm. Second time it was improperly cooked chicken from the fucking oven that my slumlord landlord provided to my unit. To this day, nearly 2 years later, he has yet to fix. And yes, I am still without an oven. People keep telling me to sue him before the statute of limitations runs. Problem is I was rushed by ambulance to the hospital and was unable to save a sample of the chicken and get it tested to prove it caused my condition, so I'm unable to really prove my case that way.

CokeyBloke's picture

Argh! First, just file that lawsuit!! Don't let your chance slip by, and this actually sounds like it would be removed to Housing Court (if you filed in civil court, which makes sense), and if so, you'd have a much greater chance of prevailing, esp if there are necessary upgrades that haven't been done. And as for evidence -- no one ever has that, except for puke! Your medical records speak for themselves.