Friday, July 6th 2012

One Of The Twinks From One Direction Is Sorry For Dropping A C-Bomb On His Fans

Niall Horan, a member of the boy band who are largely responsible for sucking up all of the planet's resources by blowing their hair out in one direction every hour on the hour, sashayed through Dublin Airport earlier this week and greeted his fans the same way I always love to be greeted when I'm sitting with a group. Niall waved and then dropped a wet c-bomb on all of them by saying, “Remember the last time I walked out here… you shower of cunts.” I know, Niall shouldn't be yodeling out sugar sweet lyrics to the masses. Niall should be writing poetry.

But some bitches threw hate at Niall for calling his fans "cunts" and unfortunately he didn't keep with the "genitals in mass quantities" theme by telling them to eat a bowl of dicks. Niall pulled out the sowwy card on Twitter (via Idolator):

really sorry if I caused any offence. It was just banter with fans who I think of more as mates

but I understand that it's not a word I should be using at all

I usually CAN'T with anything One Direction does, because even though I have a kitten t-shirt in my drawer, I am not a 12-year-old girl, but this is hilarious. I mean, a barely legal boy greeting people by calling them Sandusky's worst nightmare? But really, what do you expect from a dude who has the last name Horan? I know, I'm jealous of Niall, because I wish my last name was a verb that perfectly describes how I like to spend every second of the day.

Posted by: Michael K


I guess we can't complain here in the US.... two words: The Beatles

Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 2:00pm.
Submitted by Orangina on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:45pm.
Uh, there was only two if them, that's hardly a shower of cunts. Maybe a sponge bath of cunts.

It's like a sprinkle of cunts.

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I'd like a sprinkle of cunts with a side of asshole. Throw in a generous serving of peen, please.

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Submitted by Orangina on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:45pm.
Uh, there was only two if them, that's hardly a shower of cunts. Maybe a sponge bath of cunts.

It's like a sprinkle of cunts.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:58pm.

These assholes should be shot. Why did America ever buy into their shit?
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Do they offer a free box of Twinkies when you purchase their music??
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

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These assholes should be shot. Why did America ever buy into their shit? Now they're with us for at least another two years.

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Submitted by snowball on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:54pm.

What's a shower of cunts?
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IDK but am curious...

*stares up and smiles*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

Awww, is somebody trying to be edgy? Using grown-up swear words? How cute.

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EastEndGirl's picture

The british use the word cunt more than we do. Not a big deal word, on par with bitch.

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:52pm.

lol

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What's a shower of cunts? I don't think I've ever heard that one before. Is that how they're measured in bulk?

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What's the problem? It would make me so happy if MK called us "you shower of cunts" when he logged on every morning.

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Why did I click that? I don't understand that accent.

Yeah that's the video name, it's at the 2:30 mark. The first part is about Paris Hilton and then some skit making fun of himself cause he was a fat kid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTHHjBDXzuE&has_verified=1

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:49pm.

I can understand the words they are saying, just don't know what the hell they are talking about, BLOKE.

*waves at my aussie friends* :P

^^Evil likes it on top...
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these dumbass one erection twinks.

seriously, you are all simon cowell's bitches.

dont think too highly of yourself, sooner or later, simon will find another replacement, just ask leona lewis.

TexnDoc's picture

From my near zero knowledge of them, isn't he the Lance Bass of the group? Meaning the member(s) who does the "la-la-la" every song and that's about it. I'm sure like all boy groups there are one or two leads.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:45pm.

i have a hard time understand really thick northern english accents and irish lol but i can understand the general english accent.

how are you at understand aussies? lol some people cant understand when australians speak.

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Never heard of this pip-squeak. Looks like another Lesbeaver in the making.

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*inserts Bad Religion CD*

Not turning the radio on ever again.

I'd like to knock him into next week. What a snotty nosed little brat.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:43pm.

LOL... not being racist or whatever... my slow southern brain just can't decipher their freakin 276 word per minute asses....
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i bet this fetus smells like wet puppy...
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Uh, there was only two if them, that's hardly a shower of cunts. Maybe a sponge bath of cunts.

One of my co-workers watches those Shane Dawson youtube videos and he did one on One Direction. Funny shit.

ETA I think it was called 13 and Crazy

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Ahhhh...this little prick's head is starting to swell to Beiber proportions. It will be delicious when his fame implodes and he's sitting on the loser bench with Arron (sp?) Carter.

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wake me when one of them gets a drug addiction.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:42pm.

.... Jack..you said the same thing about ABFab lol

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can't understand a fucking word of it....
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

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"because even though I have a kitten t-shirt in my drawer, I am not a 12-year-old girl,"

migueLINA!! You may fool these awfully boring fatties, but you can't fool me!!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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One Direction: downhill.

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