One Of The Twinks From One Direction Is Sorry For Dropping A C-Bomb On His Fans
Niall Horan, a member of the boy band who are largely responsible for sucking up all of the planet's resources by blowing their hair out in one direction every hour on the hour, sashayed through Dublin Airport earlier this week and greeted his fans the same way I always love to be greeted when I'm sitting with a group. Niall waved and then dropped a wet c-bomb on all of them by saying, “Remember the last time I walked out here… you shower of cunts.” I know, Niall shouldn't be yodeling out sugar sweet lyrics to the masses. Niall should be writing poetry.
But some bitches threw hate at Niall for calling his fans "cunts" and unfortunately he didn't keep with the "genitals in mass quantities" theme by telling them to eat a bowl of dicks. Niall pulled out the sowwy card on Twitter (via Idolator):
really sorry if I caused any offence. It was just banter with fans who I think of more as mates
but I understand that it's not a word I should be using at all
I usually CAN'T with anything One Direction does, because even though I have a kitten t-shirt in my drawer, I am not a 12-year-old girl, but this is hilarious. I mean, a barely legal boy greeting people by calling them Sandusky's worst nightmare? But really, what do you expect from a dude who has the last name Horan? I know, I'm jealous of Niall, because I wish my last name was a verb that perfectly describes how I like to spend every second of the day.
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This is such a non-issue for a Dlister. As far as I recall "whores", "sluts", "bitches", "cunts" are terms of endearment to most people here.
Yes, because most women on here have a huge problem with self-loathing and are afraid that speaking out for themselves makes them seem humorless and unfuckable in the eyes of all those wonderful men out there, who just love to have a spineless idiot without any sense of self-worth as a fuckhole at home. Just ask Rihanna how wonderful this works out for her. I hear her favorite word is cunt, too.
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This is such a non-issue for a Dlister. As far as I recall "whores", "sluts", "bitches", "cunts" are terms of endearment to most people here.
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Aren't they from the UK? It's totally normal to casually drop the C bomb in the UK as many other curse words aren't taken as offensively. Sort of like the casual use of the word bitch in the gay and rap cultures of the US. I'll probably never intentionally listen to his music, but give him a break.
This is cultural.
Yeah, this is cultural. Funny, that nobody does dare to make a stupid excuse like that when somebody casually throws the n-word around.
I can tell you, if I had stood there, that asshole would've gotten a fistful of my culture.
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If Niall hasn't yet reconciled himself with the fact of boyband best before dates, someone should direct him towards Color Me Badd singing "Time And Chance". They apparently thought a badass Ice Cube directed video would stretch out their fifteen minutes. Put the One Direction tenderloins in something like this and it'd look like "Scared Straight" meets "Harry Potter".
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xkch98_color-me-badd-time-and-chance_mu...
Could he BE any more Irish? Yeah, it's cultural.
Aren't they from the UK? It's totally normal to casually drop the C bomb in the UK as many other curse words aren't taken as offensively. Sort of like the casual use of the word bitch in the gay and rap cultures of the US. I'll probably never intentionally listen to his music, but give him a break.
This is cultural.
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I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
Thank God it wasn't Harry.
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Jersey, 2gether was all kinds of amazing. I still catch myself singing "I know my calculus, U + Me = Us". Didn't one of them die?
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People in the UK use the word cunt differently than we do. Sure is has the same literal meaning, but the word is not considered anywhere near as severe a thing to say there. People in the UK generally use it in reference to males, not females, for one thing. I'd say the American equivalent would be pussy or dick.
American, "My friends are acting like such dicks just because their team lost"
UK "My mates are acting like a bunch of cunts cause their team lost"
Shower of cunts! That is pretty funny. Sounds like this twit ripped a page out of MK's book.
If I was in a manufactured boy-band and being harrassed/stalked by pre-pubescent teenage girls with access to Twitter, I would be dropping the Cunt bomb too!
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"What is the Yiddish word for puto estúpido, because that's what he really is" - MK
Fanks, Lisbet. I'm only getting up to speed on these little twerps. Saw one of their videos the other day and a few of them are tasty little jailbaits.
Fanks, Lisbet. I'm only getting up to speed on these little twerps. Saw one of their videos the other day and a few of them are tasty little jailbaits.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:50pm.
From my near zero knowledge of them, isn't he the Lance Bass of the group? Meaning the member(s) who does the "la-la-la" every song and that's about it. I'm sure like all boy groups there are one or two leads.
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I thought by Lance Bass, you meant the gay one...
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I gave them a listen. It seems to me that they don't have much musical ability. BUT, that doesn't seem to stop anyone these days.
Idk, I kind of like the phrase "Shower of cunts", but maybe thats just me....Still don't give a fuck about this band though.
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
MK i've been following this "band" and if you only knew the half of it...their lives are fuking EPIC. This little nugget that you've posted is nothing more than peanuts.
Two of these guys are sleeping with women easily 10+ years older than they are and the hos go on the media telling the world how fabulous it is being with them at the same time their crazed fans go on twitter describing in very detailed ways how they want to kill these women.
Two of the group are known to be doin each other OK?
One has FOX news all crazed because they say he's seducing young girls into bed then trying to push Islam on them.
All the guys even the one with the girlfriend, supposedly has sex with a minimum of 3 groupies after a concert.
That's just the tip (no pun)
That's what's been going down. (again no pun)
I hope someone is filming their escapades for a 3d movie cuz this one will be rated R. Think a young Rolling Stones.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam: "You know how every boy band has the Ugly One? Niall is it.
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There was an MTV show called 2gether that totally nailed the "boy band formula" -- the cute little one, the shy one, the lead singer/heartthrob, the bad boy and the big brother, which I think is code for "unattractive guy who doesn't do much".
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The other day there was a Crumbs link to the LesBeaver hanging up on a radio interview. I think they'd been talking about this "band," and the interviewer asked Bieber about keeping him away from his mother.
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 2:51pm.
And lastly, there's one that likes old women? Like how old? Like 40 year olds or 60 year olds?
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I think he's talking about Harry. When he was 17, he dated a 32 y/o TV presenter called Caroline Flack. I happen to think that's creepy.
And then he dated a 32 y/o DJ called Lucy Horobin, also when he was 17. Also creepy. But the worst bit is that some people are blaming him for almost breaking up her marriage.
I read somewhere that her husband is angrier at someone who wasn't even legally an adult than his grown ass wife. FFS.
Apology accepted. Now, you don't need to go in time out, and sit in the dunce chair.
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It's PHELPS time!
You don't know
Oh oh, Cunt
You don't know you're beautiful
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam: "You know how every boy band has the Ugly One? Niall is it.
There are two. I don't know the other one's name but his eyes are so far-spaced they might as well be on either side of his head. 100% gay, that one.
Arguably three, if you count the one with the enormously wide nose and curly hair that likes to fuck old women. The only good-looking ones are the biracial one and the one with no distinguishing features whatsoever."
Like Danny from NKOTB? The gorilla one? HAHAHAHAHAHA.
These kids are like the Jonas Brothers. They all seem gay to me.
And lastly, there's one that likes old women? Like how old? Like 40 year olds or 60 year olds?
I never heard of this group prior to them performing on the today show. Then, I was fascinated by the clothing designer who managed to construct a pair of pants that are simultaneoulsy baggy and tight.
Their group name is rife for jokes and almost sounds religious to me. Like One Direction - God or smthg.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 2:32pm.
ure descriptions had me cackling.
now i gotta find their picture and spot the facial features you are talking about. lol
And who the hell is this inbred-looking asshole, again?.
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I prefer a warm bath of cunts. With bubbles.
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Lovely.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 2:18pm.
You know how every boy band has the Ugly One? Niall is it.
There are two. I don't know the other one's name but his eyes are so far-spaced they might as well be on either side of his head. 100% gay, that one.
Arguably three, if you count the one with the enormously wide nose and curly hair that likes to fuck old women. The only good-looking ones are the biracial one and the one with no distinguishing features whatsoever.
"SHEA'S NAYM'D AFTAR CHELSEY"
I didn't have any issue understanding that until the very last second, when she's like, "Rita dames ita hah." What??
I thought "shower of cunts" sounded pretty awesome, but he delivers it in the most boring way.
"Sandusky's worst nightmare." I needed that laugh today.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 2:23pm.
How has nobody heard of One Direction?
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Cuz their music is in the range that you can't hear once you hit 25?
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How has nobody heard of One Direction? They're fantastic. They can't help but fondle each other onstage while their teen female fans remain oblivious. Gay. Gay. Gay.
He is obviously kidding around, why is this a story? Peeps need to stop taking everything so seriously.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 2:18pm.
lol thats harsh.
but it must be hard for him when the girls all want the others and he is overlooked all the time.
*grooves with IV*
You know how every boy band has the Ugly One? Niall is it. He's like Ralphie from "A Christmas Story" awkwardly placed next to a bunch of Abercrombie models. I can see why he has a sour disposition, given that girls only chase after him to get a phone number for one of his bandmates.
Who the fuck are these people?
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Submitted by Dog: "One Direction: downhill."
Haha, you hor, you made me LOL on the train.
if only these girls knew what one direction did behind the scenes or the favours they had to do for nasty music execs to get their recording contract.
Submitted by Honey_Badger on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 2:02pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 2:00pm. Submitted by Orangina on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:45pm.
Hahahahaha!
I think I've officially become old because I don't know who One Direction is.
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lmao mk!
I like how the poor girl who posted this video called it 'niall horan wishing me a happy birthday' not 'niall horan calling me a cunt.'
i have no idea who he is and i'm glad for that.
Submitted by Doll-Parts on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 2:03pm.
Yeah, they do. My grandfather is married to a Brit. When my ten year old sees her I tell him just ignore her nasty mouth. She doesn't care who is around.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:59pm.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:58pm.
Why did America ever buy into their shit?
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Do they offer a free box of Twinkies when you purchase their music??
Haaaahahahaha! Never a truer word was spoken!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:58pm.
cuz simon cowell made a deal with the devil.
Don't the British use "cunt" in everyday language??? I swear last time I was in Manchester my friend called his mum a cunt as he asked her to pass the milk.
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