Night Crumbs
How to make a soda look extra tiny: tell Shaq hold it - Videogum
3 minutes: the amount of time I just spent looking at every single one of these pictures of Colin Farrell to see if he had an accidental nip slip - Lainey Gossip
Shouldn't Casper Smart be wearing water wings? JLo is such an irresponsible boy toy owner - The Superficial
Sean Avery and Andy Cohen ate pizza together, but I can't stop staring at the pepaw in the middle of them who is nibbling on my soul with his eyes - Towleroad
Photoshop outdid itself with these plastic pictures of plastic ho JWoww in Inked Magazine - Hollywood Tuna
Who ever designed the American flag definitely had this in mind when they made it - Drunken Stepfather
Is Baby Maxwell traumatized in the face from the fireworks or from Papa Joe flashing his nipples at everyone in front of her? - The Berry
I've always said that the quickest way to seal the cracks in a broken heart is with Kravitz jizz - Celebitchy
Jared Leto looks like an Amish hipster crossing guard - Just Jared
Speaking of Amish hipsters.... - ICYDK
Justin Bieber's au pair pumps her own gas and surprisingly she didn't stick her mouth on the tank and huff the fumes to deal with dating his ass - Popoholic
Meanwhile, Sharon Stone is getting good dick, so I say, go on, go on... - Celebslam
Are we sure this isn't the real Miranda Kerr? - Hollywood Rag
In case you didn't get enough of Shia LaDouche's peen the first time around - (NSFW) OMG Blog
Can Blake NotSoLively please step all the way to her right to allow us an interrupted view of Ryan Reynolds' nipples - Popsugar
Demi Lovato's hair looks like it just got its period - I'm Not Obsessed
Just here for that beer - Cityrag
Spread 'em, Shemar, spread 'em - Crunk + Disorderly
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andy cohen is the most annoying bitch around. how about he take those real housewives he shoves down our throats and take a damn hike
MK, get it straight. Casper is not a boy toy, he is a toy boy. Women who are toys for men, as Madonna used to bill herself, are boy toys. When the guy is younger and a toy for women like J-lo and Madonna's usuals are toy boys. Get it?
*takes notes*
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
MrrKat, I am sorry about your tall men with small peen history! I weep for you!
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:54pm.
I have a friend who was telling me recently that taller men will not necessarily have a large peen. Can anyone else verify?
Sorry to be so late to the party. Yes, I can verify. Have dated a few tall (6'2" to 6'9") guys who weren't especially well endowed. One fellow, who'd played basketball at Auburn, was especially disappointing. I was all excited about a Big Mac...but got a Happy Meal. Dude was 6'7" and had maybe 5" hard. Sad, sad times. :-(
ETA: LOL at everyone's comments on the Dixie cup-sized soda in Shaq's hand. And yes, he just needs to keep with the bald look. That's probably a hairpiece for whatever show he's filming in this photo.
Here's a hilarious (old) Katt Williams routine on being friends with Shaquille O'Neal:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ASALoD3OO0
Although I'm a huge supporter of the www.youcanplayproject.org -- making hockey the first sport to come out (pun not intended) to defend their gay, lesbian, bi and transgender teammates---I don't count Avery in that category bc he is such a douche nozzle. His comments about Elisha and his general shitty attitude about everything EXCEPT his fashion career make him a fair target, in my book. Didn't the Rangers release him? Maybe he and Hank were fighting over the full length mirror in the locker room too much! lol (I loves me some Hank btw.)
Thank you Mani6 for that treat from our favorite underaged horny teenager! Those moves will look fab in the seedy strip clup near the freeway offramp!
I read in my nyt newsfeed that penis size is related to finger size. Can you put a 'follow this topic' option'?
Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"
I agree with Heroic 1000%!!!
What Avery is GAY!! For real? As you see I am very supprised if that's the case.
Nooooooooo. I don't care what Andy Cohen does, what he eats, where he eats, or with whom he eats. Let's please never treat him (or Sean Avery, for that fucking matter!) as if they are celebs again. They are not celebs and their pizza eating habits never need to be made public again. Both men are creepy - and let me stress again - NOT real celebs.
Hockey Fan - NOT surprised. I always figured out that there had to be something behind that abundant douchery and aggression. That "sloppy seconds" comment had the air of trying to hard to be a dick. All I can say is "ha ha" at the hefers who sit behind us at Staples...they'd practically cream their chonies everytime he'd step onto the ice. Next time, I'll do a snap with a twist!
Submitted by Kelly0213 on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 10:13am.
How is Shia LaDouche a 'sex symbol'?
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No one really knows, but some chicks just go NUTS over this guy. I don't get it either. Last night I was sitting around with some friends watching Transformers 2 (it was hot as a motherfuck outside, and there was nothing else on TV) and one of them started going on about how much she lurrrrrved Shia LaDouche.
I just don't understand the appeal.
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It's PHELPS time!
Why do some of you change your screen names?
Some will die in hot pursuit and fiery auto crashes, some will die in hot pursuit while sifting through my ashes.
Submitted by Hotmami on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 10:45am.
I missed some good shit last night! Maybe the finger/peen thing is true. The ex has kinda fat fingers (he's slim, though) and a pretty good size d.
THe best sex I've ever had was with a friend of mine who is 5'6". Monster dick
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Wow. Well my nanna always did say that good things come in small packages. Although I don't think she was referring to monster dicks.
At least I hope she wasn't.
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Read my post below! I also dated a guy who was 5'5" and had a threesome with my friend who is about 5'3" and the most beatiful man I've ever seen. Huge cock there, too...but not painful like the guy I mentioned earlier.
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 10:49am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 10:42am.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:31am.
*glued to monitor* *reminding self to breathe*
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Glad I could help, Joe. Don't pass out. :)
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Hahahaha...I like well-researched topics.
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It just makes sense that a bigger guy would have a bigger chorizo. I mean, his other parts are bigger, too. That's obvs not a hard and fast (see what I did there?) rule, but it generally applies. So basically y'all need to develop an appreciation for the NBA.
Submitted by misslainey on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 11:43am.
I have a theory.
Don't leave us HANGING now
Since we're being all science-y and shit, is there a correlation between how big the man meat is if dude is an agressive, angry prick? I have a theory.
So, I've learned that Average Joes in the height department make up for their shortfalls in the bedroom. Good to know. I have always liked super tall men, but I am barely 5'4" on a good day, so really basically everyone is taller than me, lol.
Screw that Katy Perry bio film (I mean, cash it in girl, you're not a legend yet), I wanna see an underground documentary on the life of Jared Leto. I've always thought he was so darn cute. (I have a mother complex to this .... former star....because he had ONE role. geez, I want more press for Jared. What's his deal, anyway?
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 10:42am.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:31am.
*glued to monitor* *reminding self to breathe*
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Glad I could help, Joe. Don't pass out. :)
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:54pm.
I have a friend who was telling me recently that taller men will not necessarily have a large peen. Can anyone else verify?
Haha, I love your dedication to getting the FACTS OF THE MATTER.
I missed some good shit last night! Maybe the finger/peen thing is true. The ex has kinda fat fingers (he's slim, though) and a pretty good size d.
THe best sex I've ever had was with a friend of mine who is 5'6". Monster dick.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by Hockey fan on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:31am.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:54pm.
I have a friend who was telling me recently that taller men will not necessarily have a large peen. Can anyone else verify?
Can only say that I've dated (and married) mens that
were 6'5", two that were 6'4", and one 6'1", and they were all pretty much average size. One of the 6'4" was a HUGE ex hockey player, and his peen was disappointingly small despite his overall hugeness (270 lbs). Had great hands, tho, bless him, and could kiss like a mutha. Hard to overlook the micro peen tho. He was fun. *sighs*
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*glued to monitor* *reminding self to breathe*
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:33pm.
If he has blunt sausage fingers, he will have a fat sausage in store for you!
I got one of those "shuddering LOLs" where you sit on your chair and tremble while holding your hand over your mouth to keep the laughter in.
How is Shia LaDouche a 'sex symbol'?
As for peen size it's all irrelevant.. Biggest one I saw was on a guy who was about 5'10.. but his junk touched the floor when he was on his knees! The sex? I remember staring at the ceiling hoping I didn't pass out from the pain..Only was with him once..There is too much of a good thing!
My ex was 6'5 and barely had 5 down there (probably 4). Two orgasmless years!
I think 6-8" is perfect. As for my hubby -- complains about being at the 'low avg -6). It works for me..We fit together like a jigsaw puzzle and he is the first man to give me an orgasm and he never fails.
So big is not necessarily better.
Submitted by Starr07 on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 12:57am.
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I can honestly say, I have received, and continue to receive, an entire education on the D.
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Fuck college. You can learn everything you need to know here. And there's very little condemnation or trolling here -- unless Versailles or Mrs. PC show up.
And another bonus: no book fees, and no room and board. Although I have been known to camp out here for days.
Shia is uglier and filthier-looking with his clothes off than with them on, as if that was possible. Does he ever bathe?
I wouldn't go near his pubic region even using one of those grabber things with the extension handle, wearing a rubber glove inside an oven mitt. The funk is almost visible.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 11:20pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:23pm.
Winter Owl, I had a bf that was 6'5" with a 10" peen...I'm 4'11'.
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Geez I've always been quite confident in...things, why do I feel so... inadequate all of a sudden!! Sweet Geeeezuz!!! LOL
*shuffles off to get tape measure* :P
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Whamo, you are fine. Like GG, I am a small girl (5'2") and sometimes those big ones fucking hurt! My ex had a dick of average size but the girth was immmense. Seriously-- whoever said "it'll fit" was fucking WRONG. Sex hurt. All the time. So jsut know that 10" dicks are NOT the norm. That shit is just wrong. Give me average size any day.
And GG-- u surprised about Sean Avery?? NOT!! The Elisha Cuthbert beard a few years ago was a nice touch, though.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:54pm.
I have a friend who was telling me recently that taller men will not necessarily have a large peen. Can anyone else verify?
Can only say that I've dated (and married) mens that
were 6'5", two that were 6'4", and one 6'1", and they were all pretty much average size. One of the 6'4" was a HUGE ex hockey player, and his peen was disappointingly small despite his overall hugeness (270 lbs). Had great hands, tho, bless him, and could kiss like a mutha. Hard to overlook the micro peen tho. He was fun. *sighs*
It wouldn't have been the 4th without Courtney:
http://egotastic.com/2012/07/courtney-stodden-is-easing-and-wiggling-and...
And there you have it, folks, the NHL's first openly gay player, Sean Avery!!!
*crickets*
Oh, okay, so no one besides me was surprised, either??
LOL!!!
You can't be no god damn sheriff SHAQ!
Thanks for the replies everybody! : D
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
Love Shaq! Lenny Kravitz is dead sexy!
I like my men big-hearted and big-brained. The rest is of no consequence.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
lol TR! But before I shut up, just want to say my first hubby was 6'4". *holds up pinky* For me, the tall skinny ones ladies.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 11:31pm.
precociousmagpie, lets just say that old wives tale about walking bowlegged for a while is true. Well yes it was a lovely visual but like you've most likely have guessed, there was alot of waste.
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I can honestly say, I have received, and continue to receive, an entire education on the D.
People complain about Shaq but at least he has a sense of humor about himself. Sheesh.
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God don't like ugly.
GG Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 11:31pm.
like you've most likely have guessed, there was alot of waste.
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Man I was going say, @ 4' 11" if you were able to... you know accept that thing I'd kinda feel sorry for the next poor guy that tries to measure up lol! That's a big strappin lad I tell you what!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 11:31pm.
precociousmagpie, lets just say that old wives tale about walking bowlegged for a while is true. Well yes it was a lovely visual but like you've most likely have guessed, there was alot of waste.
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"Anything more than a mouthful…" Heh heh.
precociousmagpie, lets just say that old wives tale about walking bowlegged for a while is true. Well yes it was a lovely visual but like you've most likely have guessed, there was alot of waste.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:23pm.
Winter Owl, I had a bf that was 6'5" with a 10" peen...I'm 4'11'.
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Holy CRAP, GG, did you have to use a crowbar?? I mean, it's a lovely visual, of course, but the average pie goods is, what, 4" deep on average? *measures tampon applicator*
Want a bigger cock, find a girl with smaller hands!
We still love you Whamo!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:23pm.
Winter Owl, I had a bf that was 6'5" with a 10" peen...I'm 4'11'.
:D
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Geez I've always been quite confident in...things, why do I feel so... inadequate all of a sudden!! Sweet Geeeezuz!!! LOL
*shuffles off to get tape measure* :P
Biggest penis I've dealt with was actually an ex's. He was about 5'4" and 120lbs. I actually had to stop seeing him because it hurt like hell during and for days after. Then it got so every time I got turned on there would be throbbing pain. I had to go to the doctor once because almost a week after sex I was still in pain. I never told him why I broke up with him!
So, yeah...body size must be irrelevant, but still... *shudders*
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.