Friday, July 6th 2012

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Jeremiah McDonald, a 32-year-old filmmaker who poured himself a glass of the sweet nectar and prepared his eyeballs for a whole lot of rolling to have an awkward and brilliant conversation with his 12-year-old self about Dr. Who and dead dogs. This shit might make some of you scream at your 12-year-old selves for not coming up with this! If I go through the closet of tragic memories in my old bedroom at my mom's house, I won't find a VHS tape of my tween self asking my grown self all sorts of important questions like if that bitch Kelly Taylor becomes Spring Queen or not. But you know, I might find a VHS video of my 12-year-old self dancing to a Tara Kemp song in the living room. Be right back, need to go schedule a dance-off with my 12-year-old self.

via Slate

Posted by: Michael K


cookiepuss's picture

@ kieranx, I don't think this is fake. Not at all. The idea that this guy is using this video to promote a film making career doesn't render it a fake. He's a film maker. Probably was one at the age of 12. I love it.

I also love that you're quoting "Foxes" in your sig. Sally Kellerman has never been more relatable.

I was like number 350 viewing this video YESTERDAY. Now it's well over 1 million hits. The interweb is an amazing thing.

That is all.

Mel-Tang's picture

This is cool. Wish I had been this creative.

At 12, I was still playing with Barbies and wondering when the next episode of The Brady Bunch was coming on.

www.poopreport.com :)

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Submitted by guest on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:32pm.
LOL @ Boo. :)

Thank you for being so kind to someone not awake (still)

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guest's picture

LOL @ Boo. :)

cocoebert's picture

Drama school reject alert.

I keed, it's amusing.

WTFOMGLOL's picture

I like. very clever. I laughted.

samesame's picture

Either way I think it's cute and smart and funny. And I kinda wanna believe it's genuine.

samesame's picture

How can you tell this is fake? And if so, can somebody please explain how he did it. The boy looks pretty much like him and has the same facial expressions. Maybe it's his son (if he is a really young dad) or his little brother!?

GlitterKitty's picture

This is not fake. Why would you say it is? And yes the older version is cute. I liked it.

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Submitted by MadgesVadge on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:41am.
TARA KEMP! I'm gonna have Hold You Tight in my head all day now.
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All day and all night?
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MahatMaCoat's picture

Is it wrong that I quite fancy this bloke?

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:23am.
No fucking way I would wanna have a conversation with my 12yo self... d-d-d-d-d-duhhhh dduh duh duhhh boobs derrrr duu du duhhh
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Jack, sounds like nothing has changed.......BOOBIES! Just joking, you know I love you and your love of the boobs. Haha

MadgesVadge's picture

TARA KEMP! I'm gonna have Hold You Tight in my head all day now.

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Boo1212's picture

well, that was kinda fun. Let it be said, tho, that I only got 5 hours sleep so I'm not rational lol

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mike's picture

At 12, I was already bridling under the constraints and limitations of youth.

guest's picture

What Sucky said.

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Submitted by kieranx on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:26am.
You do know this is fake, yes?
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Really, how do you figure it's fake? Like what part..I would think that was actually him for sure..so?

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Submitted by kieranx on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:26am.
Just like Shit My Dad Says was just some wannabe TV writer looking for a way to sell his pilot.
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Ah. I did not know that. His website was pretty funny... the sitcom sucked dick.

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kate773's picture

Wow, that was awesome. I'm turning 40 tomorrow (ugh) so this hits home to me as I get all nostalgic for my younger self.

I was a total dork.

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Submitted by kieranx on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:26am.
You do know this is fake, yes? Just like Shit My Dad Says was just some wannabe TV writer looking for a way to sell his pilot.
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DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

That was hilarious.

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kieranx's picture

You do know this is fake, yes? Just like Shit My Dad Says was just some wannabe TV writer looking for a way to sell his pilot.

You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!

jack-n-the-hat's picture

No fucking way I would wanna have a conversation with my 12yo self... d-d-d-d-d-duhhhh dduh duh duhhh boobs derrrr duu du duhhh
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She Stinks's picture

That was clever!

TexnDoc's picture

I just remember about that age everyone having seen "The Exorcist" but me. Like the South Park Cartman iPad episode. "You wanna get some LUBE, Mom?!"

sonne's picture

That was funny and brilliant. I think his adult self is kinda cute, too.

Hekki's picture

I love this guy. This is freaking hilarious and brilliant.

Anonymousfckr's picture

This is genious. Well done slightly ugly guy and his really smart chubby childhood, well done indeed

Whamo's picture

Interesting, you can see the guy was creative as a child. I really liked that, very cool idea:)

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Oh lord I forgot about ol Tara Kemp. I love some late 80s early 90s shit.

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MIGUELINA PLEASE I NEED TO SEE THE VIDEO WHERE YOU PRACTICED THE DANCE MOVES IN YOUR GARAGE!!!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.