Monday, July 9th 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 6th!

Ever since The Cosby Show decided to come back for a 48th season, the opening dance sequences have gotten weirder and weirder. - kitkat918

Runners-up:

No matter how many bridges Tom Cruise and Will Smith built, Katie and Suri managed to escape all of them. - Mel-Tang

Sure its all fun and games until someone gets farted on. - crankenstein

Shit got weird on the bride's side at Alec Baldwin's wedding reception. - deadhead

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Submitted by kitkat918 on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 11:53am.

Thanks!!! I do love me some Cosby show...but it doesn't really count without the crazy sweaters. *curtsy*

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Submitted by Vern on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:33am.

Nice job twinkers!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

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Submitted by atlantapug on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:13am.

Holy shit, Kitkat, I just about peed myself.

Funny stuff guys!

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:07am.

Thanks Deb! ;)

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:07am.

Yay! I'm a runner up! Congrats to every hor that entered. They were all funny. Thanks MK! :)

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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 8:56am.

Congrats witty winnahs!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by noeb on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 10:04pm.

Semaphore practices sans flag.

Submitted by noeb on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 10:00pm.

$cientology's version of London Bridge is Falling Down.

Submitted by noeb on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 9:29pm.

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Submitted by deadhead on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 7:39pm.

When did Tim Meadows become yoga performance artist?

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Submitted by daisy100 on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 1:23pm.

Snookie's background is so bridge and tunnel

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Submitted by Danasaurus Sex on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 12:36pm.

In heaven, OJ, Ron, and Nicole worked everything out.

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Submitted by flax mcswiggan on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 12:15pm.

I ordered a Black & White "cookie" not a Black & White Snooki!

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Submitted by fleawatch on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 9:01am.

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Submitted by crankenstein on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 8:04am.

Sure its all fun and games until someone gets farted on

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Submitted by Chilly on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 10:44pm.

While Katie whipped out the family photo album for the attorneys Tommy just looked on and sighed "Ah, good times"....

Submitted by manye on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:38pm.

The Cosby Traveling Show: coming to your town soon.

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Submitted by BaconSlut on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 9:31pm.

If you're flexible and you know it, clap your ass cheeks!
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Submitted by Juiciest Couture on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 8:15pm.

I thought Tom Cruise preferred the Downward Dog.

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Submitted by mkl on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 8:09pm.

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Submitted by dfanintheD on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 6:07pm.

As part of her recovery, Demi Moore has adopted a circus family.

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Submitted by pamorama_j on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 5:52pm.

Gymnasty.

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Submitted by pamorama_j on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 5:52pm.

Nutsack Jack and Crotch Schwetty Betty showing off their adopted offspring.

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Submitted by pamorama_j on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 5:48pm.

What in the titty pink shorts hell??

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Submitted by monkeyINshirt on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 5:37pm.

So this is one of scientologist brainwashing methods. SURI!! GET OUT OF THERE, YOU ARE NOW FREE!!!!

Submitted by noeb on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 5:05pm.

Using a modified fighting crane style and 80s shorts Mr's Miyagi former students successfully defended their family. Oddly it wasn't effective in the Castro, the French Quarter, or the East Village.

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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 4:21pm.

And that, Kris Humphries, is how babies are made.

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 4:18pm.

What Gay Fish requires in order to conceive with Kim, as stated in their contract.

Submitted by Glen on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 4:16pm.

The Ball's in your court Kardashians!

Submitted by swordswallower on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 4:07pm.

Long before Albert Roundtree's claim to fame, Bai Ling's people actually got Bill Cosby to star in her video for "I Can Make Your Pudding Pop". Which might explain her later single, "Rehab".

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So he asked what do you call your act?.....The Aristocrats

Submitted by noeb on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 3:50pm.

Before there was nip slip there was d*ck slip.

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Submitted by Strepsi on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 3:36pm.

In this 100 degree heat, the new Febreze commercial is really testing the limits.

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The man on the left is Ben Thomas, a fairly famous yoga teacher

http://www.thomasyoga.com/

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Submitted by Brown-EyedGirl on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 2:20pm.

Bruce and Lamar ALWAYS have to remind us who the athletes are in the family.

Submitted by susie_the_bear on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 2:09pm.

Kim's exes battle it out with a douche-off...next week on "Queefing Up With the Kardashians".

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Submitted by ProfessorVP on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 1:50pm.

You don't have to be a Scientologist to bend over backwards.

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Submitted by fleawatch on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 1:19pm.

In an 80's world where Jack McFarland marries Dr. Huxtable and adopts punky Brewster who was carried by My Sister Sam..and nannied by Katherine Helmond...before bath salts!

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Submitted by dfanintheD on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 3:37pm.

In happier times: Pimp Mama Kris and OJ Simpson use a very young Kourtney Kardashian to try to cash in on the early 80's fitness craze.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 12:22pm.

Smells like balls in here.

PS. Look at the black dude giving side-eye. Its like he already knows how bad its going to turn out.

Submitted by Stenomama on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 12:15pm.

Wow, mommy, black men really ARE hung bigger than white men!

Submitted by noeb on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 12:14pm.

The Flying Wallenda's new show "Shaft - gonna F you up," recieved rave reviews especially for the shoot-out scene. Said New York times film critic, "Circus is cool again!"

Submitted by noeb on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 12:04pm.

The live action version of "The Jungle Book."

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Submitted by daisy100 on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 11:52am.

Friends of Angie's staged an intervention to help her get the stick out of her ass.

Submitted by Snarly on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 11:45am.

Pimp Mama Kris orders a Cosby-style reboot of the opening sequence of her show.

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Submitted by daisy100 on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 11:50am.

While Katie goes through chip removal and deprogramming, images from her hard drive are transferred directly to the Scientology tactile operations system.

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Submitted by OurMissC on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 11:17am.

Young Kim K agreed to be in the school play The Three Little Pigs because she thought she would play the pig who goes wee wee all the way home.

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