BREAKING: Katie Holmes Buys Milk
It's been exactly one week since Katie Holmes celebrated Independence Day early by overriding her internal hard drive thus taking back control of her brain from Tommy Girl, and so far she spent the day buying leche at the Whole Foods by her apartment in Chelsea. This is, of course, SIREN-BUSTING BREAKING NEWS, because a little over a week ago, Katie couldn't reach for milk without a Scientology handler zapping her in the hand with an electrocution saber before telling her that she should really buy a bag of barley and distilled water instead. Freedom definitely tastes like the opposite of barley water.
So, there's a million upon a million #tomkatastrophe stories out there and every time I read one, another one pops up. Can't somebody start a 24-hour cable channel where peen puppets act out all of these stories. That's a missed opportunity. Anyway, let's get this mess:
From TMZ - Being the bossy bottom that he is, Tommy Girl controlled every single part of Katie's life including her career. That's your cue to chap your vocal cords while letting out the longest DUUUUUUUH in history. Tommy wouldn't let the studio who distributed Thank You For Not Smoking use any pictures of Katie kissing Aaron Eckhart in their promo materials. Also, during the media tour for Batman Begins, Tommy chained Katie inside of his private jet and wouldn't allow her to fly with the rest of the cast. This "disgusted" Morgan Freeman. TMZ asked Morgan for a comment, but he was too busy not giving a fuck about all of this.
From TMZ - Some source says that despite what every whore is shouting, Katie not extending her contract with Tommy has nothing to do with Scientology. Katie's team is only using the Scientology shit to get at Tommy. Katie was practically one of L. Ron Hubbard's main homegirls and would go to meetings and audits by herself. Bitch probably only went because she'd rather burn her "Thetans" off in the sauna than look at Tommy's face at home. Also, I'd hardly call "Tommy controlling Katie's ability to walk via remote control" as Katie doing that shit on her own.
From Radar: Scientologists brainwashed Isabella and Connor into thinking that their mom Nicole Kidman is a sociopath. They were forced to sit in daily sessions where they were told over and over again that Nicole is nuts. Or the Scientologists just saved their words and tried to prove to Isabella and Connor that Nicole is crazy by showing them Bewitched on a loop. It worked, obviously.
From The Village Voice: SCIENTOLOGY CRUMBLING. The headline paired with a picture of Tommy and David Miscavige butching it up on bikes says it all.
From Radar: The President of Scientology's 27-year-old son mysteriously died from a fever 4 days ago and his mom, who quit the Church of Xenu in 2010, hasn't been allowed to see his body.
From The Village Voice: David Miscavige's wife Shelly hasn't been seen or heard from since 2007. Shelly went missing right after she started looking for a job without getting her master's permission first. Tony Ortega, VV's Scientology expert, thinks that maybe Scientology is holding Shelly in one of their compounds, but I'd like to think she pulled some Sleeping with the Enemy shit and is living under a new name in Cedar Falls.
From Radar: Scientologists are flooding major media websites and trying to get the anti-Xenu comments from commenters removed by reporting that shit to Google.
So basically, all of this has Scientologists losing their minds (more than usual) and the only Scientologist that is secretly happy about this is John Travolta. For the first time in weeks, bitches are sniffing up Tommy's Scientolohole and leaving John's itchy Scientolohole alone for now.
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Submitted by kiwikim on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 7:28pm.
@Evil-
Do you remember Reverend Moon marrying people in San Francisco? Or Jim Jones? People fall for anything. The need to belong is powerful.
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The Moonies are still around! Rev Moon does mass marriages to this day. I use to joke that if a woman was desperate to get married, become a Moonie!
What is with those boots she wears everyday? They're ugly and SUEDE is not the thing from Memorial Day to Labor Day, n'est-ce pas?
Too bad she doesn't seem to have any friends or siblings to hang with in New York while she normalizes from her cult of choice.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 3:13pm.
Dog....that is scary as hell! These people seemed to have peaked in jr. high maturity-wise.
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A friend in the UK sent it to me but I don't know what the source is. But it enrages me rather than scares me. These asshole CO$ cultists all need to be rounded up and thrown off a cliff.
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Dog....that is scary as hell! These people seemed to have peaked in jr. high maturity-wise.
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I totally believe that. Reading that exscientologykids stories, people in seaorg are pressured to get abortions. And if kids are born anyway, it seems like they are treated like shit in the "nursery" which was nothing more than a concrete bunker with cock roaches on the floor. Mothers are punished and put into Raf (? forget the acronym), where they never see there kids, sleep on floors, only get to eat the food the sea orgs do not eat, have to run everywhere (not allowed to walk). Children of sea orgs are seen as a financial drain because they need sea orgs to remain slaves-working 20 hours a day-and children are a distraction from that.
keep in mind that Scientology probably cashes a bunch of welfare cheques from the government for all these people that they take care of that have no official job as well as medicare claims for giving addicts treatment through narcanon. That's how Jim Jones and the Mormon Church operates as well. Hubbard was always trying to pull a scam with war pensions, disability etc., so it probably trickled down into his "church".
Scientologists take no chances
An LA paparazzo tells of the time they
were assigned to do a job outside the
Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre.
They were sitting in their car, in
the busy street outside, when a girl
came out of the centre with a bunch
of leaflets in her hand. She walked
up and down the street putting a
leaflet on every windscreen. Finally
she got to the pap's car, slapped
one on his car and went back inside.
He jumped out and read the leaflet.
It was a photo of him, with a reference
to him being a paedophile.
In a panic he ran up the street,
ripping them off every car... only to
find that - except for the one on his
car - they were all completely blank.
He considered himself warned off.
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The Cracked article is a comedy site. It would be wise to take that into consideration before believing anything written there.
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Mel-Tang...I think you are right on about the Isabelle thing. Seems a bit too co-incidental. I have this weird ability where 99% of the time I can tell when people are being disingenuous. People do this "thing"...they fake being nonchalant when they really have other motives...want something from you, etc. and I am usually able to call them out on their bullshit. Or I just keep my mouth shut and just enjoy knowing that they are full of shit (like the woman at work who is vying for the same job as me, who fakes that she's wishing me good luck, yet who also sends me job offers she "thinks I might be interested in" under the guise of trying to help me out. Seriously?! hahaha)
I get this vibe from the sudden interest of Isabelle with Nicole. Gold star for you!
Submitted by kiwikim on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 5:37pm.
Lee was also a colossal dick to his ex-wife when she didn't wanna be invovled with Scientology anymore. They went out of their way to punish her.
I also feel vaguely betrayed whenever I find out an actor is a Scieno. Like awww, I can't enjoy Army Wives or Simpsons anymore. I do give Beck a break tho. He was raised in it, so poor dude doesn't know any better.
And oh look, just examine who's at the bottom of the list! None other than CHARLES FUCKING MANSON.
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Ms de la Carriere said in a 2011 interview that she and then-husband Heber had to petition for a second child, a newly-ordained rule at the time. She said she wanted a girl. ‘A new had come out that you had to petition to have a baby,' she explained. 'And along with the petition, you were to name why should be allowed to have a baby.’ Ms de la Carriere said that though she and her husband petitioned for three months, their petition was denied. She also said that her husband was beaten for making the request.
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Damn. I wonder if that's why TC/KH never had another kid.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 12:12am.
Wow...I just read on daily mail that the president of $cientology's son died of a 'high fever' about 3 days ago, and they are refusing to let the mother see the body (because she left the cult 2 yrs ago and is considered a SP).
Also, that same president hasn't been seen or heard from since 2004! WTF??? Why is no one investigating this and the disappearance of Miscavige's wife??
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If I was Katie I wouldn't leavy Suri with the nanny - not with the craziness around them...what if that nanny is an undercover Scientology whore?
Submitted by The_Big_Bad_Wolf_743 on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 2:37am.
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3) I just found out that my hometown is building a Co$. Funny, I never knew so many rich people lived in Florence, KY.
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In the case of Florence, it's not a matter of rich people so much as gullible people who will spend lots of money.
The Creation Museum is about 15 miles from Florence, isn't it? I don't know exactly what's going on in terms of progress in construction, but that Noah's Ark shit isn't too far away. Kentucky handed Noah's Ark about $40 million in tax incentives. I remember reading that the Noah's Ark people wanted more, in terms of infrastructure improvement for access to their park, but I think that got shot down.
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OH Man, this is effing FAB. Luka Magnotta (the canadian porn star wanna be model who killed his boyfriend and put it on youtube) claims he is a Scientologist and wished every day Tom Cruise would adopt him. Luka, if Tom had seen your photos, he would have wished to adopt you too.
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2012/06/luka_magnottas.php
Do the world a favor and shut up and bleed.
1) Congrads to Katie for taking a huge mouthful of Co$ KoolAid and spitting it back in theirs and Cruise's face. Welcome back to Earth, babe.
2) One look at Jett and anyone could've guessed that he needed help. How can a parent choose their "religion" over the medical needs of their children? If you ask me, both John and Kelly need to be tried for negligent homicide.
3) I just found out that my hometown is building a Co$. Funny, I never knew so many rich people lived in Florence, KY.
4) I always found it strange that you never see Nicole with Conner or Isabella. Then again, how often do you see Tom with them? Must be sad to have world famous parents that you never see. I read once that Isabella wanted to be with her Mom during her pregnancy and Tom really threw the mother of all bitch fits and quickly sent her off somewhere. Personally speaking as a dad, if someone tried to take my kids from me, they would have to pry my fingers off the bumper because there's no way in Hell that I'm going to allow that!
MK, pretty cool how you summed up what the other sources are reporting, you saved all of us a lot of time. Also, awesome job in Dlistedizing(tossing fuck bombs, peen and poon references, calling someone a whore, and seasoning it with sarcasm to boot) this story for your readership..
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I just thought of something else. Isn't it interesting that all of a sudden, Isabella is hanging with Nicole and they are developing a relationship again? They haven't seen each other in years. The timing is very suspect. I think CO$ is using Isabella to remind Nicole to keep her mouth shut or there will be trouble. They don't want her voicing her opinion about the divorce or possibly befriending Katie I bet.
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Holy crap Anonymouse....can you imagine the amount of people they probably have imprisoned there? I was reading something yesterday about how a bunch of former higher-ups are missing and thought to be there. Either that or they've been permanently disposed of for knowing too much and maybe even questioning Miscavige about things they weren't supposed to. Creepy.
But it truly baffles me as to why there is no investigation into this.
Especially because so many have come out recently with the same accusations against the cult.
Mani....I completely agree. And I bet Tiny knows a LOT, but no one questions him because he's Tom Cruise. :(
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If you combine all the stories into one big disgusting mess it seems to boil down to remote controlled Katie just wants her life back. As much money and therefore power Tom has, he always struck me as an insecure, nasty troll. Pictures of them together when they first got married was always him pulling her along with his death grip hand holding.
Mel-Tang - From what I read elsewhere on the internets, Herber Jentzsch is now residing in the "hole"...basically CO$ prison, but with even more deplorable conditions, if that's possible.
What in the name of Xenu happened to that woman's face?? I feel bad that they won't allow her to see her son's body...but I can't stop staring at the FACE.
Wow...I just read on daily mail that the president of $cientology's son died of a 'high fever' about 3 days ago, and they are refusing to let the mother see the body (because she left the cult 2 yrs ago and is considered a SP).
Also, that same president hasn't been seen or heard from since 2004! WTF??? Why is no one investigating this and the disappearance of Miscavige's wife??
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2170027/Scientology-Karen-la-Car...
www.poopreport.com :)
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P.S. Katie, if you swing both ways...CALL ME. ;)
I love that she's out and about and giving the big F_U to Xenu and Thomasina. HAHAHAHA
You fucking GO GIRL!
OPERATION take that mutha fuckin' cult DOWN!
ROCK ON, Katie. ROCK ON!
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@ Cici
But Paul Newman made awesome salad dressing whereas TC just likes to toss salad."
Salad dressing that's proceeds went to charity, even.
Cult members are supposed to be charismatic.
I will take a grumpy Paul over a creepy "nice" Tom any day of the week!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 6:41pm.
that's me in the main pic - with the batwings and earbuds.
Really? Buying shampoo, then?
I read that she may get anywhere between $40-$100 million smack-a-roonies. Well damn!!!
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A doc I know said she looked like she had some nerve damage or some such on one side of her face--and the surgery was to conceal that. Anyway, she may have been a journalist at one time, but I see her more as a media personality now. Anyway, nobody famous has complete control over their public dialogue--much as they would like.
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Submitted by kiwikim on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 6:15pm.
@Whamo-
Greta famously got a face lift a few years back and made it a feminist issue. Saying something about her being a famous serious journalist but all people wanted to talk about was her facelift.
From what I can see, there is 10,000 times more news articles than there is news. She filed, that is old news. She goes to the grocery store--that is not news. Gonna be a while before the ugly spills into the public, and I think its likely they will settle and both retain their privacy.
Submitted by kiwikim on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 7:28pm.
@Evil-
Do you remember Reverend Moon marrying people in San Francisco? Or Jim Jones? People fall for anything. The need to belong is powerful.
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A&E did a special on Jim Jones and his cult. It was very sad because they showed the video footage of that fateful day. You can hear people screaming and crying from drinking that poison. What I found out was that a bunch of people had escaped into the jungle, and they were chased after. Many of them was able to get away.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 7:07pm.
I don't have or want children but I agree with all you said.
wow KH is saving pennies, buying her own milk. :)
Fly Katie Fly, buy some Cheerios too!
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Submitted by kiwikim on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 6:15pm.
@Whamo-
Greta famously got a face lift a few years back
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Man I'm out of touch, I did not know that. There is a case where she look WAY better for it that's for sure.
Oh no, the Cos are dairy intolerant! CO$, file an expedited judicial extension retort sociopath mystery fever toupee-muff microchip-fried 2.5" lifts glib couch jump thorzine drip missing spouse injunction STAT!!
Fking criminy. Fk you, co$
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These CO$ people are damn scary
Google this : Operation Freakout
That's what they do to people who go against them
If this saga doesn't destroy or tremendously discredit Scientology and Tom Cruise, I don't know what will. I say good luck to Katie, she hasn't seem this happy since her pre-Cruise days.
Here it is...click on the streaming in blue middle of the page.
Listen to Christina Miller. She was a black woman in her 80's or something and the ONLY person out of 800 or so there that day to argue against suicide. Can you believe it? The only one. That is how powerful cults are.
http://archive.org/details/ptc1978-11-18.flac16
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Do you remember Reverend Moon marrying people in San Francisco? Or Jim Jones? People fall for anything. The need to belong is powerful.
If any of my fellow freaks want to trip out, google jim jones "death tape". Jim Jones used to talk over loudspeakers at his cult compound in Guayana and record it. Before they all drank the Flavour Aid, they were all gathered and talking about killing themselves. Seriously. You can listen to hundreds of people arguing about why or why not they should kill themselves. While the argument is going on, the kids are already drinking the kool aid, so you can hear them screaming and crying. They all come up and get the kool aid like it's communiion. At one point you hear a young black girl -the microphone just picks up a faint whisper, and you hear "Yes, I'm ready". They actually asked her to consent to killing herself. Cults are very powerful.
Jones recorded hours and hours of tapes. Most of them rambling stupidity. The death tape is no. 42.
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All those people are just cash cows for the church. Feel sorry for them. They are cattle stuck in fattening pens.
As far as escaping the fuckery...there are several levels of scientologists. People like Beck and others are kids that have been raised in the church-they know nothing else. A group of slaves who are poor dumb and vulnerable that get sucked into doing decades of slave labor. No one ever told them they are special so the pull of the cult telling them they are (at first) and then taking away that affection is powerful. Then there are the Tommy Girls of the group-ego manical sociopaths. Even hollywood didn't fill their need to be loved. So when Scientology comes along and worships them, tells them how special they are, they soak it up. They are also egotistical enough to believe that they are entitled to be in a special class above other people so turn a blind eye to the slavery.
Submitted by kiwikim on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 7:14pm.
Do you think Oprah is a secret scientologist? She definitely gave them a platform.
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O seems the ultimate suggestible victim of ANYthing. I mean, how many soul movements, diets, and lifestyle changes all under some brand or trademark has she been on to? Her audience...the ultimate suckers! I wouldn't be surprised if the audience is stacked full of Scientos. They are all nuts.
Paul Haggis is not a paying member any longer. He's been out for awhile.
http://arts.nationalpost.com/2011/02/07/paul-haggis-josh-brolin-speak-ou...
Do you think Oprah is a secret scientologist? She definitely gave them a platform. How many times was Kirstie Alley on the show? Kelly Preston? Tom Cruise? Rimes? Hmmm. Seems kind of strange for a no one like Kirstie Alley to be on the show over and over again? And Kelly Preston hasn't made a movie in yonks.
Submitted by kiwikim on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 7:05pm.
I tried to feel bad for them. When I am in downtown Clearwater, they are everywhere, always walking in packs. I sit at lights and watch them because I cannot believe they are roped into that fuckery. It's so strange, some have these battery packs on the back of their belt loops, I have no idea what they are for. I never see them on men though. You can't miss them, they have a uniform look to them and in the last year they started wearing sweaters (it's fucking hot here people!) and they look like the old letterman sweaters from high school. I bet the tourist are like wtf when they stumble downtown from Clw Beach.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 6:59pm.
As a parent, just... unbelievable and unforgivable. And yes, I noticed the look of "please let Jett act normal" on Travolta's face, and the realization that he wasn't acting "normal". That is just sick and sad and...there are no words. I would do anything for my children, as would most parents. Parents of special needs children, I imagine they really want to choke these people out. They could have been a powerful force in helping people with autism and their parents, but instead they acted in the 1950's way of being embarrassed and covering up. And Jett paid the ultimate price.
These lists of famous scientos....what the hell is WRONG w/ these people? I'm genuinely puzzled. Even MJ, who they were trying their hardest to recruit back in the Lisa Marie days, said "Fuck NO." Their business is their business I suppose but I'd love to pull out each and every one of these celebs and see how they account for the Co$ bullshit.
They have "learning centers" now. Those places parents take their kids to get tutored after school. I forget what they are called. It's a chain.
I feel sorry for people in Scientology. Imagine how hard it's getting to leave. The first generation had a life to go back to when they left. Now the kids are being raised in the church and know nothing else. They don't even teach them to read. A generation of slaves being brought up and our government does nothing about it. They went after the mormon leader, I don't know why they don't go after these people. And i'm sick of tax dollars supporting these people. Don't say they don't. They do. The church files for welfare for these people and cashes the cheque. They get dollars for providing drug treatment. All these mormon women get money too when they are second third and fourth wife.
Next, Katie buys TAMPONS. Tom never let her insert anything into her vagina, including his dick, because that's GROSSSSSSS.
I'm hoping this is the downfall of Xenu's Church of Con Artists and Morons.
Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 6:59pm.
I'll say! And I did a Google search, they sued that county for the Fair Housing Act in 2011 over all that. Damn. I never heard that in the news, I thought the Tampa Bay Times would be all over that.
I'll be you're right, but this is the thing with their cult; there's just a lot of mind games. So it's good that people come forward and let people know scientologists crazy, illegal tactics, but at the same time, it almost adds to the fear they like to instill to control people.
Same thing with celebrities and aspiring actors, they probably list people that aren't active, that may have dabbled and lost interest in the hopes of providing credibility. But if you really look at the list, most of those people are nothings.....there are far more successful people that AREN'T scientologists. And someone like Travolta, has Tarantino to thank for his comeback, NOT scientology, so it's just a mindgame.
Smoke and mirrors!
ubmitted by kiwikim on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 5:34pm.
I'd bet a dozen donuts that Scientologists guarantee success of some actors/actresses...not only by getting members in the business to hire but by making members attend movies to guarantee box office. Much like conservatives buy guarantee Anne Coulter's books will be best sellers. BUT I bet those guarantees are only granted the actress IF they give a lot of their salary to scientology.
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Submitted by chinlee3 on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 6:13pm.
Not sure they will leave Pinellas County. They are spreading. They have been opening rehab places for those on drugs etc... there was a story on it last year in Hernando County (two counties north), they put them in neighborhoods.
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See? This is why people should just not be so against public and community health care and community welfare services. We are leaving the most vulnerable and at times, least educated into the hands of this scum (not to mention the crazy evangelicals) cause sombody has to fill the need. And there will always be need!
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 6:29pm.
omg whoever posted that video of Jett, he was obviously special needs. And now he's gone. How the hell any parent could just deny and let that happen... Complete. Soulless. Bastards.
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she denies the existence of a special needs child she had BEFORE JT as well, she IS a monster.
I don't condone anything he's done, but you can see the "condemned man" look in Johns eyes.
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