Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
We always thought these sisters were close, so we were surprised to find out that they haven’t spoken to each other in over a month.
They are fighting over gifts. Sister A gave Sister B a rather expensive gift to commemorate a significant event. Sister B made the mistake of telling a mutual friend that she thought the gift was tacky.
Sister A found out and called Sister B an “ungrateful, spoiled bitch.” A screaming match ensued, and the two haven’t spoken privately since.
No, it’s not The Kardashians. (Blind Gossip)
Sister A: Asshole Simpson or Haylie Duff?
Sister B: Chestica Simpson or Hilary Duff?
Special occasion: Birthing out a baby?
Tacky gift: Gold-plated treadmill (Asshole to Chestica) or her unpaid AMEX bill with a bow around it (broke ass Haylie to Hilary)?
The price took awhile to agree on. At first our C list actress who used to be almost an A list movie actress was just paid by the night. That got to be too burdensome though because she always needed money but didn't always have the time to spend the night or do what he wanted for the money. He wants a lot of things. So, they went from $25,000 a night to a flat $2M. Sure there are some other perks she gets too, but she likes to keep it all quiet and pretend she is actually earning the money through side ventures. She isn't. He keeps those propped up for her too, but writes it off on his taxes. The guy has a vivid imagination and our actress has been photographed and taped in so many compromising positions and with such a combination of people that she could literally start her own adult DVD collection. Our actress is allowed to sleep with and be with whoever she wants but so is her benefactor. In fact he tapes those too and makes our actress watch and talk to him while she is watching. He pays for her cell phone so is aware of everyone she speaks to and texts. Her cell phone bills sometimes reach $50,000 a month and he pays. That is in addition to the $2M a year. She racks up so much in charges because she calls all over the world and tries to spend as much as she can. When she buys clothes she uses his credit card. She has no money. It has all gone to other things. Her salaries for her upcoming projects have all been signed over. He is her lifeline. She does whatever he wants. He is counting down the days for what he really wants. A family member of our actress. He wants both of them and has made it very clear he will pay whatever it takes. He just wants to make sure the family member is legal first although that has not stopped him from inviting her on vacations and watching her undress. The family member is ready for it and knows it is coming. In fact, she is looking to take the place of our actress and has been dropping hints to the benefactor about just that. (CDAN)
In the dark corner of a T.G.I. Friday's on Long Island somewhere, two bar backs lifted White Oprah's drunk head off of her bowl of Bloody Mary soup so she could ask, "Where's my cut of all of this?!"
Who Is This “Pendulum Prince”? The Royal Husband was already a man of a certain reputation when his naïve bride married him. She wanted to believe the romantic best about a man she adored, and so ignored the society rumours that swirled in more than one country. Although he is still attractive to ladies, some in high places whisper that he is gay, which is unlikely to be 100% true, and he is certainly the father of all his children. Others are convinced that he is a ‘pendulum prince’ — i.e. one who swings both ways, a label attached to more than one royal man.
It wouldn’t matter too much if the Royal Wife had known and accepted his inclinations at the time of their marriage, but apparently she didn’t and the truth came as a great shock. In dynastic style, she put the family line first and buried herself in work.
While the Royal Wife was busy, busy, busy with cutting ribbons and pastimes of her own, the Royal Husband found plenty of me time, down time, and private time with some close friends, prudently away from the attentions of paparazzi. There were a number of crises, but the Royal Wife insisted putting on a public front.
When it came to the children, the Royal Husband was overly strict. The Royal Wife looked the other way, just as she did over his other activities. The result was that the children were emotionally damaged by such harsh discipline. One had rebellious episodes, and although is technically ‘settled’, some fear that situation might not hold forever. Another has had relationship difficulties that have attracted speculative gossip. At the moment, the Royal Wife lets the Royal Husband pretty much do exactly as he likes.
This is not the British Royal Family, although Queen Elizabeth knows all about the Royal Husband; all royal families know each other and most know each other’s secrets. The late Princess Diana also knew about this Royal Husband, but not through marrying Charles and joining the House of Windsor. And that is actually the biggest clue of all. (The Morton Report via Blind Gossip)
Can't we just forget the parts that say "not the British Royal Family" and all the other parts about this prince being married with children? That way can we say that the prince with the pendulum peen that swings into all holes is Prince Hot Ginge? It's Friday. Let's do that.
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#1 is actually a Beyonce and Stankalank Kim. It was actually just reported wrong altogether because its no secret how Beyonce feels about Kim. There was no shouting match that is Bling Gossip putting "fo much" on it. Kim bought the baby a bracelet that cost $5000 and had it engraved love Auntie Kim.
http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/57091/breaking-news-beyonce-gets-upset-with-...
#2 could be fire crotch, but with a $50000 phone bill I need to see the receipts and if she was a real g she would just get a chip in the phone and pocket the monthly bill
#3 Prince "Al Bend Over" of Monaco
Her tit veins look ready to pop. That can't be comfortable.
Submitted by misslainey on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 4:28pm.
I thought the Royals were the Grimaldi's, but both Prince Rainier & Princess Grace are no longer with us.
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Did Prince Rainier die? When did that happen? I should Google that some day.
I'm surprised there are so many people who know the royal families.
The ONLY royal house anyone really knows besides Windsor is Monaco, so this has to be crazy Albert in can with his prisoner wife and upteen illegitimate children.
Princess Caroline is not naive, and prince Ernst August is not attractive to the ladies... Denmark has Henrik, and his sons have acted out, but Henrik is not attractive.. It's Juan Carlos of Spain.
Submitted by ItsBritneyBitches on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 3:29am.
My first thought too. He has illegitimate kids that everybody knows about, but has still had some gay rumors about him, and his wife MUST have been naive to get involved with that hornet's nest in the first place.
Also, Diana was acquainted with Princess Grace when she was engaged, so maybe she found out that way.
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the royal BI is certainly Albert of Monaco - I mean the one married to Charlene.
Chestica should really try and make the rest of her body match those petite hands of her again. Once you hit your mid 30's and up, losing weight can become a real pain.
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#1 can't be the Simpleton's, because if it happened recently it would be Asslee giving something to OMG HER FUCKING TITS, and Tits is so tacky...what could she possible receive that she would consider tacky.
#2 has to be Lohan. No one would pay $2mil for her unless they wanted something super dirty nasty, which fits her character and also explains why they would want to bang The Curious Case.
#3, whaaaaaa?
@Hekki - I think you are right on all counts. I guess the threat of losing her cash and probably the quality coke he supplies her means more to her than any job or threat of jail time. Hell, jail time means 48 hours max and tons of free publicity/paps camped out, which she loves.
Sick, sick, sick. If I played in a Dead Pool, she'd be on my list every year.
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:11pm.
For #1, the mutual friend who blabbed is the real asshole.
The more I think of it, the more I think it's the Lohans. We all know she's hooking. We just didn't know who. And now we know how she can afford all the shit she has and does.
My question is: how does dude get her to comply? She can barely show up to court under the threat of jail. I guess the threat of being cut off is enough.
What a mess. No wonder she's such a bloated wreck. She's circling the drain.
For #1, the mutual friend who blabbed is the real asshole.
The more I think of it, the more I think it's the Lohans. We all know she's hooking. We just didn't know who. And now we know how she can afford all the shit she has and does.
My question is: how does dude get her to comply? She can barely show up to court under the threat of jail. I guess the threat of being cut off is enough.
What a mess. No wonder she's such a bloated wreck. She's circling the drain.
I've seen pictures of Hilary and Haylie Duff going to the gym all the time while she works off the baby weight, so I doubt it's them for #1. By the by Jessica Simpson's baby is really fugly in that 4th of July pic she posted. Cabbage Patch babies are more attractive.
The SandwichQueen strikes again!
#3 Is the German prince married to Caroline from Monaco. He's all kinds of messed up. CDan needs an intervention and then rehab. Christ he's getting worse.
Did the gay rapper from yesterday's blind come out and I missed it?
Lohans for today. Ali may be 18 but maybe whatever the Benefactor wants requires a Blackjack.
Interesting blind about royalty-the mansionized hillbillies with shoes on is what I say-they are all related so many times over I'm surprised we haven't seen third eyes in this generation. I'm thinking something with Asia. Diana went everywhere.
I am praying that #2 is Lohan because the IRS will put her in stir for 5 years for willfully unreported income.
Coke must be a hell of a drug if Vikram Chatwal would go from Priya Sachdev to Lohan. That's like going from chilled Moët to warm, flat Pabst.
#2 is likely the Blohans and Vikram - Ali may be legal, but Cory isn't yet. (Just a thought.)
I was thinking Monaco or perhaps the Middle East for the non-British Royals - Dodi Fayed, anyone? Something Diana knew first-hand, without benefit of learning it via her in-laws. (Which Spain would have been.)
Submitted by Side-Eyez :
I have a hard time buying into the CDAN stuff when they get into "and so and so begat so and so begat so and so.."
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IKR. I've come to believe that he/she is full of shit, so I don't even bother anymore.
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#2 Vanessa hudgens, younger sister, and Josh Hutcherson from hunger games. They've all been photographed hanging out but Idk.
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It's not Josh. They're no longer together. It even names her current bf on that link you posted. Plus from what I've read and seen, he seems to be pretty normal and clean cut. Not freaky deaky. :)
True and that Josh kid does seem too clean cut good boy. It's just that little sister I don't trust she looks like she wants fame and money hanging with the Smith family.
I have a hard time buying into the CDAN stuff when they get into "and so and so begat so and so begat so and so.."
That said, the rich perv sounds like Harvey Weinstein to me. Sounds just like the kind of sicko thing he would be into. He'd love to show his secret collection of DVD to his buddies to have a good laugh.
Now the question is - $2 million for $2 dollar Lilo, and her horse faced younger sister? I dunno, but I'm sure she'd do it. I also question 50K a month in cell phone charges.
1st blind is totally the Simpletons going at it.
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#3 is Ernst August Albert Paul Otto Rupprecht Oskar Berthold Friedrich-Ferdinand Christian-Ludwig.[1]
Husband of Princess Caroline of Monaco
@whamo - ha ha ha! Good one!
#1 - can Ashlee or basement baby afford to buy something expensive? That's my question ....
#2 - going with Lohans on this one - it's not so much that the man wants Lilo, it's what he wants her to do and be filmed doing it. He also might have a thing for sisters and right now is obsessing on these 2 sisters in particular. I think there's a legion of us who have been wondering for a while where Lilo gets her money. She's gotta have legal bills, so it would make sense that her paychecks are already taken. $50,000 per mo. for her cell phone - constantly hunting down drug dealers would also rack up the mins. Just a thought.
#2 = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie_Lynn_Spears
or not :(
For sisters, I vote for basement baby and what's her name.
#2 may be Lindsay and the owner of vivid porn. The guy is always offering big bucks for famous people to make a movie.
I just re-read #2 and it stinks, it definitely sounds like the Lohans but Ali turned 18 last december so she would be "legal" by now? Do they have a younger sister... or brother?
No, wait, this is Miley Cyrus, and they're preparing Noah as her replacement!!!!
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By the way I live in Spain and have never heard of gay rumors concerning Juan Carlos, though his females lovers have been widely discussed since always... it could all just be a cover-up, of course.
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#3... my first guess was Prince Felipe of Spain, there's always been rumors. He supposedly had a very close, uh, "roommate" when studying in Canada, and they are apparently educating their daughters very strictly though they're still small girls, but he doesn't fit in here...
- The blind implies this "royal" has grown (at least one of them is an adult?) children: one "rebellious", one with "relationship difficulties"...
- Not a King but a Prince Consort (and not the British Royals) would leave Norway and Sweden out. Not a King but a Prince Regnant fits with Albert of Monaco, but his children are not from his (unfortunate) marriage. The only option I can think of is Henrik of Denmark, or somebody from one of those small countries like Liechtenstein or Luxembourg... Unless it's some Arab Royal (Jordania?)
Dang, this one is difficult, and what has Diana to do with all this???
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Submitted by babybunny on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 5:36pm.
Hohan and that rich indian hotel dude, who I find all kinds of sessy....she is such a trainwreck, why would he want that anorexic 45 year old looking sister "Aliana" is a mystery to me.
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I was wondering who the guy could be... I think you got it! Probably just wants it bc it's taboo, and Ali is more "malleable" to his desires than is the elder Crackhan.
A person who complains about a gift is an asshole in my book.
#2 is Miley Cyrus and the underaged target is Noah Cyrus. Temptress!!
#2 Vanessa hudgens, younger sister, and Josh Hutcherson from hunger games. They've all been photographed hanging out but Idk.
http://www.justjaredjr.com/tags/stella-hudgens/?__nored=1
Hohan and that rich indian hotel dude, who I find all kinds of sessy....she is such a trainwreck, why would he want that anorexic 45 year old looking sister "Aliana" is a mystery to me.
#2 pretty much sounds like the worst thing ever.
Submitted by URL on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 4:30pm.
The royal in the BI is King Juan Carlos of Spain. He and Diana had an affair whilst she was married to Charles (when PHG was a toddler). I loved Diana, but damn, she slept with everybody!
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I would think she'd pick the King's son, Prince Felipe. He's cuter and of close age. Regardless, I was thinking Spanish royals too.
#1 is Buy-Once and Basement Baby
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Jesus H Christ. If anyone can get thru one of CDaN's horrendous BI's without their eyeballs exploding on them deserves a medal.
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The last one has to be King Juan Carlos and his clan. I'm not surprised that his son is "technically settled." I wonder what the terms are.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 4:40pm.
#2 is the Blohans and that creepy photographer guy.
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i like this guess even though terry richardson makes me want to vomit all over everything. the video/picture bits might be clues... although how in the fuck would terry richardson be THAT rich? he's not that famous, is he? tell me he's not that famous.
If it is the Blowhans, it is the Vikram multi-millionaire guy. Not Terry the photographer. I doubt he could pay someone 2 mil a year.
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To whom has this actresses wages been signed over to? Wouldn't that mean this person owes a huge amount or is bankrupt? If it's true wouldn't that be a checkable fact. Is hohan a bankupt? would anyone pay her such ridiculous amounts when they could just plie her with drugs and booze....questions, questions!
there used to be a lot of rumors about things people in pete's (and ashlee's, at the time) camp overheard regarding how much they both disliked jessica, so #1 being the simpson girls wouldn't surprise me.
I was guessing the Spanish Royal family. Diana was "friendly" with the King.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 4:53pm.
$ 50,000 a month cell bill!? What is she doing, sex calls to Kuala Lumpur with hearing impared dudes?
I SAID, TAKE IT OUT AN...WHA...I SAID...I SAID.. TAKE... IT... OUT... AND... PLAY... WITH IT...NO NO PLAY.. PLAY WITH IT NOT LAY WITH IT..THERE YOU GO...NO IT'S NOT SNOWING I SAID THERE YOU GO..NO..GO....N...GO...THAT'S RIGHT BABY!
WHAMO, HAHAHA, LMFAO!!!
Could be a mother daughter combo.
CDAN needs to go into rehab.
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They charge you for downloading media to your phone. I've seen those news stories where some teenager racks up a $10,000 cell phone bill.