Friday, July 6th 2012
Birthday Sluts
Jennifer Saunders (54)
Camilla & Rebecca Rosso (18)
Kate Nash (25)
Gregory Smith (29)
Tay Zonday (30)
Tia & Tamera Mowry (34)
50 Cent (37)
Inspectah Deck (42)
Brian Van Holt (43)
Heather Nova (45)
Robin Antin (51)
Allyce Beasley (58)
Geoffrey Rush (61)
George W. Bush (66)
Sylvester Stallone (66)
Ned Beatty (75)
Dalai Lama (77)
Della Reese (81)
Nancy Reagan (91)
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:44am.
Not a HB to George Bush and Nancy Reagan, both of them evil bitches. Hopefully Nancy will kick the bucket soon. Sorry, she's just as evil as the rest of them and that stupid shithead she was married to.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJqA-F68ckQ
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:38am.
Happy Bloody Bollocky Birthday, Jennifer Saunders!
Ahem, Whamo, it's "YO Adrian!". "Yew?" I can tell you're from Canada, not Fillelfia!
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LOL, I figured everyone was gonna give him that shout out so I went full garbled. :)
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:13am.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:10am.
Don't forget the abs. The abs definitely help. Paper bags help the rest
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Ya OK that abs too..lol! you ladies and your abs
*makes note for extra set of crunches*
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:44am.
Not a HB to George Bush and Nancy Reagan, both of them evil bitches. Hopefully Nancy will kick the bucket soon. Sorry, she's just as evil as the rest of them and that stupid shithead she was married to.
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That's nice. Wishing death on an old lady. That stupid shithead she married is one of the most beloved presidents in US history. You're the evil bitch.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:56am.
The funniest wimmin in the world, comin to you LIVE everyday on the D...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:56am.
DWM: You are! And plenty of other bitches here, too!
I think it was Adam Carolla who said it most recently, and plenty of other stupid dudes.
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Adam Corolla has no room to talk.. glass houses and such.
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
DWM: You are! And plenty of other bitches here, too!
I think it was Adam Carolla who said it most recently, and plenty of other stupid dudes.
happy birthday to the superfunny jennifer saunders...i think it's time for an abfab marathon...
not a happy birthday to dubya and nancy r...i'm not pleased they are both the same atro sign as me...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:48am.
HB to Jennifer Saunders. Who says women can't be funny?
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NOT ME! Have you ever talked to me? I'm fuckin' hilarious!
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
HB to Jennifer Saunders. Who says women can't be funny?
Also to the Dalai Lama and Ned Beatty, who will always be Dan Connor's dad.
Submitted by JennyLove17 on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:44am.
kindly go fuck yourself. *holds pinky out sipping tea*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
HB to Geoffrey Rush, what a great actor. Not a HB to George Bush and Nancy Reagan, both of them evil bitches. Hopefully Nancy will kick the bucket soon. Sorry, she's just as evil as the rest of them and that stupid shithead she was married to.
edi edi edi edi edi edi edi edi *pretending to be patsy*
Happy Bloody Bollocky Birthday, Jennifer Saunders!
Ahem, Whamo, it's "YO Adrian!". "Yew?" I can tell you're from Canada, not Fillelfia!
Happy Birthday, Sly Stallone! I chose to always picture you with your original face.
Happy Birthday, Ned Beatty, great charachter actor.
HB to the Dalai Lama. (at least THIS life's)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Happy birthday, Edina! Even though I can hardly understand a damn word you guys say, Ab Fab is freakin hilarious!!
Also HB to 50 Cent and that dumbass W. You may have been a fucked up president but there is no arguing you produced some of the funniest media outtakes in history.
Oh, and HB to Ned Beatty and his purty mouf. You will always be Bob Sweet to me, the pharmaceutical sales rep undercover on Silver Streak...
Happy Friday, everyone....
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by fredfred on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:03am.
i now have the "french & saunders" theme stuck in my brain. hb, jen.
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Bopadoodeedoo
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Happy Birthday Sweetie Darling!!!!!! LOVE Ab Fab
Wish you had left that shithead "1 Cent" off the list, MK.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:10am.
50 Cent...never understood the appeal of this guy at all, just goes to show if you're rich and ugly you can pull a pretty girl once in a while.
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Don't forget the abs. The abs definitely help. Paper bags help the rest
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETIE DARLING!
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Jennifer Saunders...she is so damn funny, AbFab truly is a classic,
50 Cent...never understood the appeal of this guy at all, just goes to show if you're rich and ugly you can pull a pretty girl once in a while.
Geoffrey Rush..brilliant actor by far one of Australia's best imports (next to that master thespian Paul Hogan)
George W. Bush...well where do you start, he wasn't my President but he left his mark on the world for all the wrong reasons. I'll never forget him slapping our Prime Minister on the back and calling him Steve (and I'm sure Steve-o) the man had lots of class..sorry I meant he missed lots of class
Sylvester Stallone....yew arr Adrian nea garf ful naw yaaaaaarr nnem blaaaaaa
Ned Beatty...Hope fully I can say this first, SQUEEEAL LIKE A PIG, COME ON NOW SQUEAL
Dalai Lama....I'm not sure what to think, He sure does a lot of first class flying and first class hotels for such a "humble man" I don't know..whatever..
Nancy Reagan..#2 in the White House and some would have said #1, you didn't mess with Nancy and people ran scared from her as they should have!
Sorry...I just had to!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gLN3QoN-q8
Happy Bday Sluts
i now have the "french & saunders" theme stuck in my brain. hb, jen.
hb to geoffrey rush. i loved him in "quills".
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watching hardcore ufos
G'mornin Dlisters and
happy happy HB Geoffrey, Sylvester, and Jennifer!! and to all 7.13 babies!
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"5 mile an hour with aluminum side"
O Holy Day! Edina's birthday AbFab episode is one of the best. Where she won't leave her bedroom then finally does and is so bad that Saffy slaps her and sends her back. ("You're not allowed to hit your parents, are you? Ow, Sweetie, Ow!")