Why Did Madge Weep During "Like A Virgin" Last Week?

The audience at Madge's show in Berlin last Thursday didn't get a few eyefuls of Baby Brahim's pacifier of choice or her fishnet-covered ass cheeks, but they did witness her breaking down into a raw emotional moment while warbling out a Marlene Dietrich-ized version of "Like A Virgin" (at the 3:10 mark).

So why did Madge get all weepy-like? Maybe she was just proving once again that she's the STUNT QUEEN of all STUNT QUEENS by performing a manufactured moment to get some easy and free publicity (it worked)? Or a not-knowing bitch in the front row wore hydrangea perfume? Or she pulled her hip again and that shirtless dancer is late in picking her ass up off the floor? Or it's just menopause being a bitch. That's probably it. Somebody get Madge some Estroven!

via New York Post

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 12:10pm.

Oh gawd she's giving RAW EMOTION into a live performance...oh blah

Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 12:09pm.

Grandma Grandma! Why are you crying Grandma?

It's nothing baby, I just miss my friends: Tyrannosaurus Rex and Brontosaurus.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 12:09pm.

Fakey McFakerton. Anything to get some attention.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 12:08pm.

My grandma used to get emotional like this when she started getting alzheimers and would forget how to make gravy... WRITE THAT SHIT DOWN!
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Submitted by Datura on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 12:07pm.

Because she realizes she hasn't actually been "like a virgin" for a century or two.

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Submitted by Athina on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 12:06pm.

Dramatics. She's been performing that song for nearly 30 years now and she keeps trying to find ways to make it "new." You know, because she's such a cutting edge artist.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 12:05pm.

Sweet Jesus, that was terrible. Maybe her glass case of emotion finally got shattered by her dignity.

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Submitted by elanenergy on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 12:04pm.

My guess. Legitimate tears (as real as a robot's) over the sudden realization that she sold her dignity and parading around naked at her age prolly isn't in complete harmony with her "religion"; nor is robbing cradles in order to get laid. The basic horror moment of being *ahem* aged, and still pimping too big, there Madge--moment.

I feel no pity.

My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 12:02pm.

someone delivered her a lovely bouquet of hydrageas?
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