This Is Our Future, Part 20

Every sign of rules in the pool area of every South Florida apartment complex needs to be updated to read: No Diving. No Alcoholic Beverages. And Absolutely No Filming Of Booty-Popping Videos Starring 6-Year-Old Boys.

In a music video that's like an air kiss to Child Protective Services, 6-year-old mini rapper Albert Roundtree Jr. of South Florida raps about poppin' booties while surrounded by a pool full of garbage barge hos in bikinis. This mess is like a Naughty By Nature video as seen through the eyes of PedoBear. All the adults involved in this full blown fuckery need to be arrested. Albert's parents needed to be arrested for spending their money on this ILLEGAL foolery rather than spending it on getting that boy's hernia looked at before it pops all over the place. Those hos need to be thrown in the back of a paddy wagon for shaking their asses at a little boy who doesn't even know what the hell he's rapping about. Although, maybe they're extra dim in the brains and mistook that boy for Flavor Flav without his gold-plated grill on. They still need to be arrested and charged for taking part in this Mary Kay Letourneau-approved shit.

But the most surprising thing is that this boy isn't a Smith.

via Complex

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 6:21pm.

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 7:49pm.

Seriously? When you have to film shit in a baby pool, there's something wrong.

They couldn't find any 6 yr old ho's for him?
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No shit. At the end, him pulling that ho along like he was leading her to a bedroom in slow motion was creepy as hell.

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 6:19pm.

A Naughty By Nature video is how Albert learned to count to 3!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 6:19pm.

Seriously? When you have to film shit in a baby pool, there's something wrong.

They couldn't find any 6 yr old ho's for him?

Smh

www.poopreport.com :)

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Submitted by BabyJane on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 6:18pm.

Just when I thought the toddler Pretty Woman was the worst child abuse I've seen. This tops it.

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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 6:18pm.

LMAO! WTF?! That's so, so, so, soooo wrong. This should also be tagged under "Please Report to the Devil's Office"
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Douchechill!

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 6:13pm.

Lilo better watch it or being one of this kid's video skeezers will be HER future....

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 6:11pm.

Submitted by Mani6 on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 7:37pm.

I think his belly button just popped. This is just more one reason why I hate everybody and everything.
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Oh Mani6! LOL! I feel the same way, but I love you for saying that! (and the rest of you ho's too!)

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by fleawatch on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 6:10pm.

I think he and Kelly Ripa need to have a
BUTTON OFF!

Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 6:10pm.

Not speechless.

I've seen this in my son's school K-5. Even my son is disgusted by it. He's in full-on virtual school now as of two weeks ago. And I don't want to hear any shit about sheltering him, he has sports etc. Virtual school was his idea, he hates seeing this shit at school.

Submitted by doncorleone on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 6:08pm.

Lucifer_Sam -

I admire you, I fucking could not make it past 6 seconds of this motherfucking tripe, I am not joking. Fuck

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 6:07pm.

Submitted by TexnDoc: "He needs the $$$ to fix his umbrilicral hernyer."

Oh. Mah. Gah.

I'm not going to say any more about this fuckery because it's not going to be nice.

Submitted by Mani6 on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 6:07pm.

I think his belly button just popped. This is just more one reason why I hate everybody and everything.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 6:06pm.

Submitted by mefunigirl on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 7:32pm.

I muted it before pressing play - just to be on the safe side.

... and then stopped watching at 0:30.

Submitted by beb on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 6:15pm.

Seriously? Must be the 2012 update to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IiLZ0dvDWU

ETA: This new video is plain sick. Why would any woman shake her grown ass in the face of a 6-year old?

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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 6:05pm.

Well, all the members of this video look quite comfortable with bars around them.

Call me crazy, but I think popping booties is a bad thing.

*Books one-way flight to Greenland*

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by elanenergy on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 6:05pm.

Scratching my head over this....I thought this type of exploitation of children was outlawed round about the time of Lil rascals on Tee vee. So, is this the "homespun" version of Toddlers & Tiaras? This is depressing in its ... production value. Peeps went to some lengths to make this piece of pedo-bait look real legit and stuff. I find it quite sickening. (even though the little guy is cute ... why not have him doing some age-appropriate and fun type music/dancing. It's like asking "why are some people so damn stooooooopppppiiiiiiddd."

My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.