This Is Our Future, Part 20
Every sign of rules in the pool area of every South Florida apartment complex needs to be updated to read: No Diving. No Alcoholic Beverages. And Absolutely No Filming Of Booty-Popping Videos Starring 6-Year-Old Boys.
In a music video that's like an air kiss to Child Protective Services, 6-year-old mini rapper Albert Roundtree Jr. of South Florida raps about poppin' booties while surrounded by a pool full of garbage barge hos in bikinis. This mess is like a Naughty By Nature video as seen through the eyes of PedoBear. All the adults involved in this full blown fuckery need to be arrested. Albert's parents needed to be arrested for spending their money on this ILLEGAL foolery rather than spending it on getting that boy's hernia looked at before it pops all over the place. Those hos need to be thrown in the back of a paddy wagon for shaking their asses at a little boy who doesn't even know what the hell he's rapping about. Although, maybe they're extra dim in the brains and mistook that boy for Flavor Flav without his gold-plated grill on. They still need to be arrested and charged for taking part in this Mary Kay Letourneau-approved shit.
But the most surprising thing is that this boy isn't a Smith.
via Complex
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Thanks, ESE. Hope all is well with you.:)
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Uh, all kinds of wrong here.
Poor kid, can you see him constantly looking off camera at what is obviously someone coaching him on how to move?
Sad.
Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 9:10pm.
I'm not watching this shit.
I'm having a bad enough day as it is.
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*hands mami a flower, and a slice of pie*... hope your day gets better.
OT: nope! there's nothing i can say to make this even remotely o.k. by any standards.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I'm not watching this shit.
I'm having a bad enough day as it is.
This boy's parents need to have their baby making parts set on fire. Seriously. What a couple of pieces of shit they must be.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
How is this any different than parents who put their young daughters in beauty pageants? It's all exploitation. Trash is trash and this sucks.
Submitted by misslainey on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 9:02pm.
LMAO!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 8:58pm.
Oh sweet crap. There is so much wrong with this. There were a long line of people over 18 involved in this shit and none of them thought, "Hmmm...maybe this is, you know, fucking gross and wrong?"
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They were probably in a hurry to cash their checks at the liquor store before it closed to pause and ponder the inappropriateness of it all.
Oh sweet crap. There is so much wrong with this. There were a long line of people over 18 involved in this shit and none of them thought, "Hmmm...maybe this is, you know, fucking gross and wrong?" Second, that one girl's tattoo is so completely horrible that it looks like a bruise. Maybe it is a bruise? Third, WTF is wrong with his bellybutton? That looks like it needs some medical attention.
As my Maw-Maw would have said, "Jeezus GAWD."
She reserved that for when something really disgusted her. And that's the case for me with this...this...I can't even find the words.
o.k., lets take away the whole fact that that was all kinds of wrong on every level... it was also stupid, and just plain bad!... *shakes head*... oh, when will the comet finally put a well deserved end to the human species?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I am so embarrassed for us, not because a kid is singing about popping booties, but the fact that they actually found multiple girls to appear in the video who apparently saw nothing wrong with shaking their ass in a 4 year olds face....
b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by illuminaupolis on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 8:43pm.
I just lost all faith in humanity.
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what took you so long?
It goes without saying that the parents of this kid need to be bitch slapped and investigated. I'd also like to smack that crack ho on the left that doesn't just dance next to the kid, but sticks her ass out and shakes it, HARDCORE, like some drunk is waving a dollar bill at her during the afternoon shift at the local titty bar...sit down!
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 8:34pm.
Since you mention Katy Perry... When my oldest was in preschool, she came home singing "I kissed a girl and I liked it..." and I was like "WHUUUUUT? Where did you learn that?" Turns out some kid in her preschool class taught them the song. All the other kids were singing Raffi and The Wiggles. That was four years ago and even then I knew this girl was going to be trouble.
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Well when PBS invites Katy Perry to star on Sesame Street, with all her boobery on display leaving nothing to the imagination, and NO ONE thinks to say "hey...this is a children's show, guys....maybe we should ask her to cover up a bit" really....it's like fighting a losing battle.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
I just lost all faith in humanity.
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...
Sorry all, I was closing windows and just saw this on the productions About Us page:
Most of our founding members have served in the United States Armed Forces and hold a degree of professionalism to the highest standard in every situation.
Disturbing.
Night :)
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 7:59pm.
Submitted by joanne on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 7:54pm.
What a fucked up world we live in.
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how much more fucked up can this world get? sadly, i think A LOT more fucked up.
True. :(
@EvilShoe
Right back atcha!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Madonna will date him in 5 years.
Submitted by shopaholic: "...this shit is rampant in schools. it's the reason i quit teaching preschool. i was disturbed when 3 year olds came in singing Katie Perry songs. there are no boundaries for children anymore."
Since you mention Katy Perry... When my oldest was in preschool, she came home singing "I kissed a girl and I liked it..." and I was like "WHUUUUUT? Where did you learn that?" Turns out some kid in her preschool class taught them the song. All the other kids were singing Raffi and The Wiggles. That was four years ago and even then I knew this girl was going to be trouble.
Anyway, my daughter is in the same class with this same girl and she's a little tart already. I called it. She's gonna be the one teaching the other girls how to give BJs and shit.
Thanks shopaholic and baconslut!
He's a good kid, straight A's and well-mannered. That swayed me to try virtual school. He likes it so far and he wants to take extra classes, and do dual enrollment for high school so he gets his AA at the same time he gets his HS diploma. He's motivated! lol
Night all, I hope you all have a wonderful, pleasant night!
So many wrongs.
the person who taught him that, the person who filmed it, the women who agreed to do it, where the fuck do you go with this?????
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
Fuck his parents and fuck the stupid ass bimbo sluts that agreed to be in this video. I'm sure their uneducated hick asses think this is adorable.
Can someone tell me how this is even remotely legal?
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@EvilShoe
It sounds as though you have raised your son extraordinarily well. Not an easy job these days.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Submitted by shopaholic on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 8:27pm.
Yeah, I am too. Definitely a line being crossed there.
I don't know what makes me angrier: the explotation of this child, the exploitation of the women, or that they're teaching this child that all of this 'I can make your booty pop' shit is okay? Or that they're teaching him to disrespect women? I won't even ask where the parents are because I know they signed on the dotted line. I can't even with the squirt gun phallic symbol. Really? This is a baby.
Back in the day, I was raised by folks who would really make your booty pop with a switch or a belt for being too womanish or mannish.
He is a cute boy.
wow, I am nauseous - this is fucked up beyond the beyond. if this kid has parents, they need to be sterilized immediately and those gross, sock drawer ho's need to stop thinking that just because you call yourself a "model", doesn't mean you are.
lol sucky I see you threw out the bait *smooch*
Later whores, I need to go exercise my brain.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 8:21pm.
Katie Perry worksheets & teachers rapping dirty songs with the kids. I'm pretty liberal & open-minded when it comes to teaching, but that's disgusting. You are a wise mom.
Florida, where life is cheap
So this Froze In Time was paid to do this video? That's a video production company at the end.
http://froze-n-timeproductions.com/?page_id=63
I can't imagine a legit business making this. I guess a check is a check? ugh
I came hard (AT THE BOOTYS NOT THE KID YOU FUCKING SICKOS)
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Words fail me.
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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
Watched a few seconds. Couldn't watch the rest due to how awkward that is.
Submitted by shopaholic on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 8:02pm.
That sucks, sorry you left. :( Odd that you mention Katy Perry songs. One day I was in his school office and they had Katy Perry lyric worksheets to hand out to the kindergarten classes. I was like "um, are you serious?" and they gave ME dirty looks.
Final straw in my son's class was the kids singing Party Rock (up on my jock and the whole nine) while the teacher jumped in with "Every day I'm shuffling!" and the girls pulling up their shorts into Daisy Dukes dancing around.
I finally took my son's request seriously.
Where's the foster mother? Because no real parent would allow this crime.
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Shut it off after 20 seconds. No goddamn words.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
I am so disgusted, I couldn't get past the 1 minute mark. What is this world coming to?? The kid is rapping and they had to auto tune his voice?!?! UGH! : P (JK)
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
What
The
Fuckety
Fuckfuckfuck
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 7:41pm.
Submitted by Mani6 on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 7:37pm.
I think his belly button just popped. This is just more one reason why I hate everybody and everything.
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Oh Mani6! LOL! I feel the same way, but I love you for saying that! (and the rest of you ho's too!)
Hehe. Imagines Deb and I sitting on a boardwalk with a couple of strong drinks and ripping people to shreds as they walk by. LOL!
Ah MK, your outrage, along with everyone on here outrage, makes me think there really is hope for
all of us. I didn't even open it. Just couldn't.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 7:40pm.
Not speechless.
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I for one will not give you grief for letting your son do virtual school. this shit is rampant in schools. it's the reason i quit teaching preschool. i was disturbed when 3 year olds came in singing Katie Perry songs. there are no boundaries for children anymore.
My eyes! My eyes!
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
What's the matter with his belly button? Looks like a hernia.
Submitted by joanne on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 7:54pm.
What a fucked up world we live in.
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how much more fucked up can this world get? sadly, i think A LOT more fucked up.
At the end, before the credits or whatever, there is a light going horizontially and I kid you not it looked like a police siren. I actually looked around the room for Chris Hansen or something
What a fucked up world we live in.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 7:49pm.
They couldn't find any 6 yr old ho's for him?
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Willow Smith was in contention for a role, but the tongue piercing was over the top.
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
what a disgusting bunch of assholes. kid included.