Kris Humphries Might've Made A Baby With His Rebound

She is so faking it. Last month she looked like this

http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/myla-sinanaj-bikini-pregnant-kris-h...

and now she looks like this?

http://www.tmz.com/2012/07/06/kris-humphries-myla-sinanaj-pregnant-video...

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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09

I never relied on the guy to provide condoms. I bought them myself to protect me. I didn't have any kids until after my husband and I were married. I felt then and still do, that everyone is responsible for themselves and should have at least condoms, if not condoms and another type of bc. Be it the pill, film, diaphragm, depo, etc. People need to be educated on all forms of bc.

Maybe I am wrong, but I think a paternity test should be required when a child is born out of wedlock, before his name is put on the birth certificate. My reason is, because it protects both parties. Of course if that was required, then people like Tommygirl would be up shit's creek.

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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09

Humphries (the name, really) is as dense as he and she look. Let's pray for that child. The forehead mass might just surpass that of Riri. No, second thought, pray for the birth canal.

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ugh. i was hungry but after seeing those greasy smelly photos, i lost my appetite.

@DR. FUNK

So, a simple agreement between adults, like the decision to have sex to begin with, should be legislated? Of course, there is no one out there who can intelligently make the same decisions I did, man OR woman, without some sort of document? WOW. I didn't realize I was that brilliant or that special. (I'm not--by a long shot)

Yes, I saw that CHILD FREE bit, I'm just saying you could have avoided any other pregnancy scares if you had only continued to protect yourself. That's what it's about for me, you are responsible for protecting yourself, you can't expect anyone else to look out for you. If you take responsibility for yourself, and your actions, you have nothing to worry about. Otherwise, regardless of whether you're a man or a woman, you're letting the other person make your life decisions for you, and you're just their bitch. The responsibility begins and ends with you. There doesn't need to be a law for people to know that.

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"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
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@Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 4:01pm.

I can't speak to your situation Kizzy.
I will say it does'nt sound typical.
I will also say that under my proposed law...that "discussion" you and man had would then lead to some paperwork being drawn up.You know...sort of a "pre-preg" agreement.Would'nt that be a more intelligent way to go about it?
BTW...you did catch that part where I said I was CHILD FREE?

Submitted by DR.FUNK on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 3:56pm.

@Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 3:54pm.

Thus my proposed law Kizzy.
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You put the onus on the woman, and leave no responsibility for yourself. I'm 39, have had many lovers, and never got pregnant until I was engaged to be married, and my partner and I had discussed whether or not we wanted children. HE wanted a child, too, so we went for it. You act like it's something FORCED on you men, when you were right there with us, fucking away. You have responsibility for your actions and your life. THe best way to avoid children if you don't want them is to take steps YOURSELF to protect yourself. Then you don't wind up in situations like you found yourself in. Honestly, you're coming across as an idiot here, as evidenced by the fact that after the problem with the first woman arose, YOU YOURSELF didn't bother taking steps to PROTECT YOURSELF from it happening again twice more.

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by mefunigirl on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 3:54pm.

Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:07am.
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Yeah, you've got to have grinded the nasty off on at least one other girl before I'd even THINK of hitting it. (not with this derp,tho)

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

@Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 3:54pm.

Thus my proposed law Kizzy.

*sigh*

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 3:49pm.

Well...my path in life and approach to sex has kept me (to this point) child free.When I have'nt been vigilant...I've been lucky.

Submitted by DR.FUNK on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 3:48pm.
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And the wishy-washiness of MEN who decide it's a good idea at first, and then regret it later? What about them? Oh, of course not, there's NO WAY a MAN would make a baby ON PURPOSE, y'all are just having fun. The kind of fun we're apparently too agenda-driven to have. Get the fuck over yourself.

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:07am.
I really want to know the answer to this question: Ladies, would you consider humping on KK's sloppy seconds? I would be afraid of catching something uncurable. What if famewhoring wasn't all she had in common with Wonky?
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NO.
I've actually not gone out with men who have well known ho's for ex's....he's allowed past stupiditys, but there has to be a couple of normal girls between me and her. One because of what you said, that's just nasty, and two because..ummm...is this his type? ho's? and he wants to go out with me? that can't be good.

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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 3:48pm.

Yeah, cuz no WAY could we be in it for the feel good recreational sex the same way you are, right? We only fuck for babies? JAYZUZ, Do you know how absolutely ridiculous you sound?

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by DR.FUNK on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 3:46pm.
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You have sex without a condom, you deserve whatever you get. End of.

It's not even that I'm all that hostile to keeping both custody and child support within marriage. What pisses me off is the fact that you seem pathologically incapable of taking responsibility for your own actions.

@Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 3:19pm.

"I'm gonna assume that the sex was consensual. I'm also gonna assume that you didn't accidentally fall into these women's vaginas."
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Oh...stop. Of course it was consensual.I don't drink or drug either...so that was'nt a factor.Let's be real for sec here...you know how "sexual politics"(usually)works when two people get together: There is condom usage initially.(at least with me)Then if you start shagging regularly
at some point the condom comes off at (usually) her suggestion.In the mind of most men-that "condom off" point just means more enjoyable RECREATIONAL sex.In the mind of the woman however-it means her "agenda" has been agreed to.It's something you're always watching out for...because she's always lying about it.I'm just suggesting my proposed law deletes the wishy washy bad decisions that many woman make these days about breeding.Why is that bad?
Indeed...I sense yours and KIZZY'S hostility at my position on this matter.I certainly don't expect that many will openly agree with it.Not openly anyway.:-)

Submitted by DR. FUNK
paternity & marriage are the two greatest wealth transfer schemes ever invented.
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Yes, you poor wet-behind-the-ears, downtrodden, easily swindled men who have absolutely no control over themselves, their bodies or their lives. Did the women's movement do this to you? Poor, poor things, you just don't realize that a vagina is exactly like a venus fly trap, once you're in, you're caught, until you're totally digested. Yes, we're all like praying mantises or black widow spiders, we'll bite your head off and suck all your juices out, or just straight suck all your juices out, leaving your desiccated shell as a warning and a reminder of how powerful we are.
FUCK'S SAKE-I'm sorry your mom put that clothespin on your pecker when she caught you whacking off the first time, but you have to understand, she was just preserving your value until you were old enough for us to clean you out.
GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK.

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Can we all agree this idiot is just looking for her own 15-minutes of fame? Just like all the other idots related to this storyline.

Can we also agree Kim K married Kris H so soon because she knew her 15 minutes would be up soon, and no one would be interested in covering her wedding as a 40-something year old bride?

Dating Kanye lengthens that alarm clock run, and I wouldn't be surprised if she walked down the aisle again with him specifically,a nd exclusively to cash in another big check.

There is nothing genuine about what the outside world sees. Everything is for publicity and money.

These are smart business people, let's not take that away from them.

Submitted by DR.FUNK on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 3:12pm.

1) An American society where many women are increasingly more educated & higher earning than men.They have "achieved" and now wish to fulfill their biological VANITY PROJECT...regardless of what the man in their life wants. Each time I was faced with the scenario of having to deal with a baby I did'nt want-it involved a woman who was better educated & EXPONENTIALLY out-earned me.Three of those times it involved a white female.So much for the stereotype. :-)
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"Each time"? "Three of those times"?

Wear.

A.

Fucking.

Condom.

I feel the same way about you as I do about women who have multiple "accidental" children and then whine about how haaaaard it is.

One unwanted pregnancy, for either sex, is something I can sort of sympathise with. 3+ makes you an asshole who refuses to take responsibility and would probably make a shitty parent anyway.

I'm gonna assume that the sex was consensual. I'm also gonna assume that you didn't accidentally fall into these women's vaginas.

Now, I don't know if you paid attention during sex ed, but you do actually play a part in this. It doesn't matter how much you earn. You don't want a baby, then there are ways for men to avoid that.

I wonder how his parents can hold their heads up at the local Piggly Wiggly. I might change my name and move.

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@Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:58pm.

Are you seriously suggesting that any woman who becomes pregnant out of wedlock set out to do so?

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In American society...YES.There is no such thing as "accidental pregnancy" in this day and age.Think about it. There are two elements at work that have brought this about:

1) An American society where many women are increasingly more educated & higher earning than men.They have "achieved" and now wish to fulfill their biological VANITY PROJECT...regardless of what the man in their life wants. Each time I was faced with the scenario of having to deal with a baby I did'nt want-it involved a woman who was better educated & EXPONENTIALLY out-earned me.Three of those times it involved a white female.So much for the stereotype. :-)

2) A "second American society" wherein you have a large lower middle class to poor segment of women who see a "no lose" scenario in having a child.SOMEONE will pay.Couple that with socio-religious brainwashing that shames you for even wanting to know the particulars of birth control or sex as recreation...and you see the MESS that is what makes for all face palming that we all do when given "hot mess" stories like this.

My proposed law would go a long way towards stopping this madness.Not to worry though...fully HALF OF ALL LAWYERS ARE WOMEN.I feel certain that they know that paternity & marriage are the two greatest wealth transfer schemes ever invented.The laws are highly likely to remain as you like them.:-)

Submitted by DR.FUNK on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:34pm.

Why is it only the woman's responsibility to use birth control? If you're a man, and you don't want any children yet, why not use birth control yourself? Wouldn't that seem smart? Then you could recreate all you damned well pleased, without having to worry about whether or not you procreate.

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by DR.FUNK on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:34pm.

The "two to tango" line that people are so fond of tossing around ignores the reality that it is only the woman who has the baby.
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You should give Halle Berry a call..she might want you to represent her in her child custody case.

I want to be on team Humphries but this herp derp express makes it so hard to support him

Submitted by DR.FUNK on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:34pm.

The "two to tango" line that people are so fond of tossing around ignores the reality that it is only the woman who has the baby.

Men and (some) women -rightly or not-have come to view sex in terms of recreation first.Separate from reproduction.A good thing if you ask me.Clearly many have not gotten that memo.
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This makes no sense whatsoever. The "two to tango" argument is the only one that acknowledges that it's not only - well, it *is* only the woman who has the baby, but I get what you're saying.

It takes two to make a baby. It affects both parties - not necessarily equally, but it does affect them both. Therefore they need to take equal responsibility.

Are you seriously suggesting that any woman who becomes pregnant out of wedlock set out to do so? Got evidence for that? Any evidence?

Kris can't get a break from these bitches.
First things first- GET A DNA TEST!!! Very important.

Second, TRY TO HOLD ONTO YOUR JOB! Kris isn't that good a B-Ball player and with the Nets heading to Brooklyn, I don't know if his game is up to snuff. They are going to try and bring up that team a lot.

And last, but not least, if you are going to fuck whores- USE A CONDOM!!!
I can't stress this enough.

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@Submitted by Athina on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 8:47am.
Yeah, but the problem with both of these theories, is that an innocent child is being punished. By denying the mother child support, the child will have to do without. Yes, the mother made a stupid, wreckless decision, but why should the baby be punished? And by punishing the father by taking away his visitation, again the child is being punished.
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The theory behind my proposed law Athina...is that if women know such a law exists...they will be more proactive about using at least one of the 8 highly reliable birth control methods available to them.Thus preventing the tragedy you describe.The "two to tango" line that people are so fond of tossing around ignores the reality that it is only the woman who has the baby.Men and (some) women -rightly or not-have come to view sex in terms of recreation first.Separate from reproduction.A good thing if you ask me.Clearly many have not gotten that memo.

The fact that he still decided to marry Kim and expected to have a simple life together was pretty dumb of him (though you can't really believe 90% of that show anyways). However, he does get a little respect for putting Kim in her place when he said that nobody would care about her in years to come, he said what everybody else was thinking.

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I don't know why but I always feel sorry for this guy. Yes he's ugly and yes he sounds like he's retarded but I guess I hate the Kardashians so much more that I'm rooting for him.

She's boogly nasty. And, that really trashy makeup is making her look like a dayshift hooker. Bright pink/silver lipstick = walk away, guys!

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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:41am.
Can someone explain to me why this woman's putative baby has anything to do with KrisH's divorce settlement?

If anything, Kim started dating before this baby was conceived, so SHE would be the one who moved on first, right?
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well kris hump is claming that he was soooo distraught over kims moving on that its scarred him...

if he did infact mess with this gold digger than he couldnt have been that distraught..

at least thats what kims people will go for

I hope this bitch goes on Maury and brings Kris jenner along so she can yell at Kris Dumbphries from the front row of the audience

When I read about all these basketball players and their relationships, the only thing I can think about is, since most of these guys are between 6 and 7 feet tall, their schlongs must be massive. K.Hump is butt ugly but his weiner must be a brain tickler.

The SandwichQueen strikes again!

Note to golddiggers:

Wait until the target has actually come into hus windfall before poking a hole in the condom. I can see him getting nothing from the Lardassians, then she'll just have an ugly screaming brat and a serious case of the poors.

I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.

I love the white lipstick and the feather earrings; two signs of sluttery from years back that still have impact today. Go Whores!

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HHHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAA!!!! YOU ON FIRE, MK! TOO FUNNY!

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Submitted by marinara on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 11:12am.

Not being a man, or a lesbian, I don't get how anyone can want to make out with someone plastered in make-up. It must be like kissing a jar of scented goose grease. Yuk.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

Not being a man, or a lesbian, I don't get how anyone can want to make out with someone plastered in make-up. It must be like kissing a jar of scented goose grease. Yuk.

I would declare this as a victory for gold diggers, but it's unethical to take advantage of a dim oaf of a douche who probably believed Myla when she told him that the only way he can make a baby is if he cums in a stork.

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AHAHAHAHAHA!! Poor gold, MK, as always ;) Sorry - don't feel sorry at all for this doofus. If you sell your soul to the debil, be prepared to pay the consequences. On that note, we should tell him that Stepford Kuntie is now free -- those two would be perfect for each other, living happily ever after while trying to outdurr each other :P

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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:41am.
Can someone explain to me why this woman's putative baby has anything to do with KrisH's divorce settlement?

which is why I think this bitch is a plant by the Kardashian Klan to discredit KHump and the simp fell for it AGAIN. what a dope. how does he manage to survive in life? he should have gotten run over by a truck by now.

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:12am.

But he's the type that always goes for the wrong girl for him.
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Wait, are we still talking about Kris???? *looks at self*

and yea, he and Khloe would have been a MUCH better pair. I liked his "don't give a fuck" attitude.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

Kizzy: No effing way.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat: "The handful of episodes I watched (daughter made me!!) he didn't seem dumb at all. He just seemed a little quiet. He didn't seem like he wanted to be involved in any drama... I guess he married the wrong person then!! anyhow, he didn't seem like a dumbass..."

jack, I agree.

She was WAY too princessy and selfish for him. I thought he and Khloe would have been a better match, actually.

But he's the type that always goes for the wrong girl for him.

I really want to know the answer to this question: Ladies, would you consider humping on KK's sloppy seconds? I would be afraid of catching something uncurable. What if famewhoring wasn't all she had in common with Wonky?

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:00am.

I'm not saying Kris has any sense
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The handful of episodes I watched (daughter made me!!) he didn't seem dumb at all. He just seemed a little quiet. He didn't seem like he wanted to be involved in any drama... I guess he married the wrong person then!! anyhow, he didn't seem like a dumbass...

*says the guy who googles half the words you people type on the D everyday*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

I'm not saying Kris has any sense, but it wouldn't surprise me if Kim hired her. Just seems to convenient. Otherwise, he fucking downgraded, which says a lot when you dated Kim Kardashian.

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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?

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I call bullshit on this one. Sorry but how convenient to now be preggo with the man's kid when he has you in litigation. Miscarriage news in 3..2..1..

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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie

Pro Darwin Tax. If you're too stupid to use some method of birth control with your casual fucks, you really don't need to be contributing to the "dumbing down" of society by reproducing an idiot.

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

submitted by Hekki on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:39am.

Well, back in my day, when a woman found herself pregnant with a baby she wasn't prepared for, she had an abortion.

Guess the pro-lifers win this one. *grimace*
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As long as there have been famewhores and golddiggers, unwanted pregnancies have meant $$$$, so why kill the golden embryo?

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Can someone explain to me why this woman's putative baby has anything to do with KrisH's divorce settlement?

If anything, Kim started dating before this baby was conceived, so SHE would be the one who moved on first, right?