Katie Holmes Didn't Ask For That Emergency Hearing After All
BOOOOOOO! Yet another Dlisted field trip has been canceled. On July 17th, we won't be eating popcorn in the back of a NYC court room while watching Katie Holmes and Tommy Girl bikini wrestle for custody of Suri in a kiddie pool full of barley water. Hollywood Life played with our emotions yesterday when they said that Katie filed a request for an emergency hearing to try to get temporary full custody of Suri. But Katie's lawyer Jonathan Wolfe killed my buzz last night by telling People that there will be no public custody dance-off between Katie and Tommy, because he didn't file shit:
"Other than her action for divorce, the only pending application filed by Ms. Holmes remains her request for an anonymous caption."
Tommy's lawyer Bert Fields released his own statement of words yesterday and threw some shade while doing so. Let the games begin!
"Tactically we can't say where Tom will file a divorce case and if he'll be seeking joint custody of Suri. We are letting 'the other side' (Katie and her team), play the media until they wear everyone out and then we'll have something to say. It's not Tom's style to do this publicly. He is really sad about what's happening."
Somewhere, John Travolta just let out an "OH SNAP, GURL!" at that statement. Bert is right, though. Tommy is the epitome of private and he'd never ever play the media. That time Tommy stomped on Oprah's ugly yellow couch? It wasn't at all choreographed and he didn't do it to manipulate the world into thinking that he naturally gets excited about vagina. All those times Tommy paraded Suri in front of the paps? It was just a natural moment between a father and daughter, and Tommy didn't hit ctrl+alt+smile on the keyboard on Suri's back to make her look extra happy. PLEASE. The only shit Tommy keeps private is the truth.
In other #tomkatastrophe news, Katie talked to Elle for their August issue and some think she hinted about not extending her contract with TG:
"He has been Tom Cruise for 30 years. I know who I am and where I am and where I want to go, so I want to focus on that. I definitely feel much more comfortable in my own skin. I feel sexier. I'm starting to come into my own. It's like a new phase."
That quote sounds like it's reaching until you read it literally. I mean, Katie obviously found a way to rip off the Thetan-proof skin shell that Scientologists wrapped her with on her wedding night.
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"she hinted about not extending her contract with TG"
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Probably a wise move... I hear he's an asshole.
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@cocoebert, he wanted to show of his "real" child plus, this is going to sound awful but, the other two weren't the right tint.
Cocrebert-- you pose the pointed questions we need to know. It is my belief (and substantiated by ex-scienos, to a degree) that Tommie girl was not really "into" his religion that much during the Nicole Kidman marriage. Yeah, he didn't deny his involvement/membership, but he wasn't really "practicing" it with any rigor. Then Nicole Kidman's miscarriage, I think, sent him over the edge, and Miscaviage milked it/exploited it/manipulated him into thinking he would be the next big L.Ron Hubbard "spokesperson" for the church. The screws basically went in around that time, it appears, judging on the "crazy" business developments and public meltdowns and continued public awareness of the scope of the human rights violations that have INCREASED under Miscaviage. It is the perfect storm of events to bring down the cult.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Well , she is raising an "amazing woman", so I am sure she is much more comfortable in her skin now.
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Too bad she's so boring.. It would've made this a lot more interesting if she were a bit as nutty as TG.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 12:28pm.
I am tired of this already. Every fucking move she makes is reported.
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ditto. let me know when it gets ugly.
Cocoebert: I agree with Dementa. Trotting Suri out in public was a big "I. Told you so! I love vagina!" to the public.
Just for shits and giggles, I'm posting my favorite Katie "pregnancy" pic from 2006:
http://www.gambling911.com/images/katiepregnant.jpg
I'm not saying Suri isn't hers, just that she was born much earlier and then Katie used a pillow 'til the timing was more reasonable (i.e: Conception did not occur 5 minutes after meeting Tom Cruise).
http://scientomogy.blogspot.com/2006/04/is-katie-holmes-really-pregnant....
It's not his style to do this publicly? Every move this little dicked douchebag makes is public. What a fucking liar.
And I am loving her hair. Except the bangs.
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Tommy girl will fake and front for everything BUT the truth...he is an attention ho to the core...Katie is showing her cajones and now it is just damage control for !TG
First of all, does anyone think that she and TG had sex? I'm thinking maybe on their wedding night and that was it. Then she learned the truth. Secondly- I'm happy that she's finally getting her freedom, but if she thinks she has a future after this fiasco, she's sadly mistaken. I don't think she's going to wind up like Nicole Kidman in any regard -career success, etc. She didn't experience the success that she thought she would while they were married, and I don't think it'll happen after the divorce. I think after all of this, she'll retire to some place in OH.
Submitted by cocoebert on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 12:33pm.
I think he wanted to show off the "proof" of his heterosexual normal (hah!) marriage and fertility. Adopted kids don't prove that.
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"We are letting 'the other side' (Katie and her team), play the media until they wear everyone out and then we'll have something to say. It's not Tom's style to do this publicly.
HAH. Do they really think everyone's forgotten him annoying the entire public with his cheesy "romance"?
And "play the media"? People are on her side, little lawyerbitch. Nobody's on Tom's, and nobody cares about what he has to say. What you mean is that he and the other high-ranking Scienos CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY that wouldn't reap horrible PR, like "We will murder you in your sleep, Katie."
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
One thing I don't get- why was Suri stuck in our faces 24/7 whereas Cruise did the opposite with his other chirruns. There's a number of options:
1. Tommy Girl wanted that attention for his other kids but Nicole insisted on privacy whereas Katie was fine with it.
2. Tommy Girl was either ashamed of his adopted kids and/or particularly proud of his own flesh and blood (or pretend flesh and blood, depending on your opinion).
3. Tommy Girl never really wanted the pap attention but Katie insisted on it.
What say you, fellow sluts?
Those bangs are not your friend!
Yeah, I read that interview where she said she feels more empowered, sexy...blah,blah,blah. Meanwhile, in actual photographs, she looks like a brainwashed, downtrodden, refugee from ......the marriage from HELL, fueled with a Rosemary's Baby-tinged theme. It's reality time in Hollyweird.
Even though these "legal" types are cancelling our field trip (LOL) I'm still fillin my pool with barley water and popping my corn. This here's a cult divorce, y'all. YEEEEEeeeee HAAAaaaaaaa.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Oh Jesus, shove it up your fucking ass Tommy, since fucking when have you had a semblance of a motherfucking private life??? Puh-leeze.
I am tired of this already. Every fucking move she makes is reported.
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