Katie Holmes Didn't Ask For That Emergency Hearing After All
BOOOOOOO! Yet another Dlisted field trip has been canceled. On July 17th, we won't be eating popcorn in the back of a NYC court room while watching Katie Holmes and Tommy Girl bikini wrestle for custody of Suri in a kiddie pool full of barley water. Hollywood Life played with our emotions yesterday when they said that Katie filed a request for an emergency hearing to try to get temporary full custody of Suri. But Katie's lawyer Jonathan Wolfe killed my buzz last night by telling People that there will be no public custody dance-off between Katie and Tommy, because he didn't file shit:
"Other than her action for divorce, the only pending application filed by Ms. Holmes remains her request for an anonymous caption."
Tommy's lawyer Bert Fields released his own statement of words yesterday and threw some shade while doing so. Let the games begin!
"Tactically we can't say where Tom will file a divorce case and if he'll be seeking joint custody of Suri. We are letting 'the other side' (Katie and her team), play the media until they wear everyone out and then we'll have something to say. It's not Tom's style to do this publicly. He is really sad about what's happening."
Somewhere, John Travolta just let out an "OH SNAP, GURL!" at that statement. Bert is right, though. Tommy is the epitome of private and he'd never ever play the media. That time Tommy stomped on Oprah's ugly yellow couch? It wasn't at all choreographed and he didn't do it to manipulate the world into thinking that he naturally gets excited about vagina. All those times Tommy paraded Suri in front of the paps? It was just a natural moment between a father and daughter, and Tommy didn't hit ctrl+alt+smile on the keyboard on Suri's back to make her look extra happy. PLEASE. The only shit Tommy keeps private is the truth.
In other #tomkatastrophe news, Katie talked to Elle for their August issue and some think she hinted about not extending her contract with TG:
"He has been Tom Cruise for 30 years. I know who I am and where I am and where I want to go, so I want to focus on that. I definitely feel much more comfortable in my own skin. I feel sexier. I'm starting to come into my own. It's like a new phase."
That quote sounds like it's reaching until you read it literally. I mean, Katie obviously found a way to rip off the Thetan-proof skin shell that Scientologists wrapped her with on her wedding night.
• 
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 1:46pm.
Submitted by CarrieOn on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 1:38pm.
There was talk years ago about him being sterile from having testicular mumps. It is why he and Mimi never had kids and why he and Nicole adopted.
I'm telling you, Suri is not his biological child and I bet we have a paternity test involved in this divorce. And it's the major reason Katie is going full bore at TommyGirl and Co$. He can't get true full custody, she's not even his kid!
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Isn't this a double-edged sword? Why is nobody realizing that if Katie lets the world know Suri is NOT his kid, she loses any child support???
----------------------
Scientology has such a tight grip on everything, if Suri is not TC's kid, they are all fully aware of it and TC claims her as his to put aside gay rumors or the rumors of him being sterile.
How I see this playing out is, Katie gets full custody and some sort of undisclosed lump sum of money and she keeps quiet about TC not being Suri's father to protect his own image.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 12:54pm.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 12:50pm.
When is she going to admit that Suri's dady is josh hartnett?
^^^^^^^^^^^^
When you admit you stole all of the jelly beans I had in the Hoveround, you hoor.
------------------------------
I didn't steal the jelly beans.. but I did take your last shasta.
______________________________________________
How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Katiebot does not need Tom's child support money.
I I do not believe Suri is Tom's kid.
Hekki's inquiring mind wants to know.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Submitted by Dog: "Why is nobody realizing that if Katie lets the world know Suri is NOT his kid, she loses any child support???"
Maybe she doesn't even care. My father owed my mother SO MUCH child support it was ridiculous. He never paid. And Mr. Hekki's mother never went after his father for it when she divorced him. According to both of them, it was more trouble than it was worth, trying to deal with the deadbeats for a pittance, anyway. They said the hell with it and got on with their lives.
Let's suppose Suri isn't his. She was born prior to the marriage. If a child is born to a married couple, the child is automatically assumed (legally) to be the husband's. Unless paternity is challenged. Right?
So he might have to claim AT ALL to Suri. And of course, he wouldn't have to pay a penny toward her.
I'm just dying to know.
PLEASE. The only shit Tommy keeps private is the truth.
Don't you know it, MK!
I think everyone is rooting for Katie to get out with the kid. I don't think she gives a shit about the money for herself at this point.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 1:58pm.
ME TOO. But I want YOU to write it,
==================================
LOL! :)
Both these two love attention. Tom Cruise is hugely talented (yes he is) and Katie...is nowhere near his league. The cover of Elle ? This girl wants to be a STAR. Since there are no interesting roles coming her way..she is now creating her own.
Katie the heroine..escaping from controlling husband and crazy cult to protect her child!! She knows what the tabloids have been writing about her and her "marriage" for years. Also, there was an article in a NY paper recently saying she cursed out a cashier at Wholefoods. I believe "surly" was the term used.
Someone here mentioned Cruise being brainwashed by Scientology..think they're right.
Submitted by Whamo: "I want to hear how when they were on vacation ( at the Scientology compound) and one of the the waiters didn't bring Tom his water in time he jumped up and screamed "you didn't bring me my water are you calling me GAY" and strangled the very life out of his gurgling spastic leg kicking body and how he glared at the next waiter and said "you fucking leave him there" and how Katie and him ate their dinner with a dead waiter at Katie's feet. Now THAT is what I want to hear about"
ME TOO. But I want YOU to write it, Whamo, because that had me cackling like crazy.
I don't get these magazine photo editors--this person on the cover looks absolutely nothing like Katie Holmes. Why do they photoshop the shit out of women who look ok to begin with?
Somebody wake me up when there is a NEWS WORTHY developement...and now when either of these twats let out a doody bubble!
I don't get these magazine photo editors--this person on the cover looks absolutely nothing like Katie Holmes. Why do they photoshop the shit out of women who look ok to begin with?
i wasted a fist pump on this shit? i'm going back to griping & grousing about this latest cruise-snooze being deemed article-worthy 50x's a day and having to see katie's hang-dog mug 45x's a day.
and, btw, she looks like a sad drooping skull up there. flashbulb & photoshop fails.
.....................................................
"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
http://youtu.be/p0mHxtpoq2c
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by CarrieOn on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 1:38pm.
There was talk years ago about him being sterile from having testicular mumps. It is why he and Mimi never had kids and why he and Nicole adopted.
I'm telling you, Suri is not his biological child and I bet we have a paternity test involved in this divorce. And it's the major reason Katie is going full bore at TommyGirl and Co$. He can't get true full custody, she's not even his kid!
Mark my words and call me right later.
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Isn't this a double-edged sword? Why is nobody realizing that if Katie lets the world know Suri is NOT his kid, she loses any child support???
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
There was talk years ago about him being sterile from having testicular mumps. It is why he and Mimi never had kids and why he and Nicole adopted.
I'm telling you, Suri is not his biological child and I bet we have a paternity test involved in this divorce. And it's the major reason Katie is going full bore at TommyGirl and Co$. He can't get true full custody, she's not even his kid!
Mark my words and call me right later.
so whose skin, sexier, who are you Katie????
keep talking Katbot, you're giving Tommy all the amunition he needs.
admit it Kate you caught tommy in bed with ___
```````^..+```````
"5 mile an hour with aluminum side"
I'm with you Parissucksliterally, I'm tired of it too and it hasn't EVEN started.
===================
Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Submitted by Slurpee on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 1:26pm.
I'm more interested in the article on achieving longer, silkier, healthier hair.
^^^^^^^^^^^
Buy a Pomeranian.
{{GONG}}
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 1:08pm.
Whoa. Shit just got real.
------------
It's good to know Team Katie is as paranoid as we think it should be.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
I'm more interested in the article on achieving longer, silkier, healthier hair.
If you look at certain pictures of Suri she looks like a bigger version of Tom with his original nose. No, I'm not saying I think Katie got pregnant the regular way, I think that happened by the grace of Xenu and a test tube.
Tom's career was at the top of the downhill slide when he hooked up with Katie and her's was practically non-exsistant and that's why I think they paraded that kid all over the place. No one gave two shits about either of them until the kid showed up.
Tom and Nicole's careers were doing well when they adopted and were raising the two older kids, neither of them needed any extra attention.
This is all as fake as that cover photo of her is.
Miz Cynical, on the one hand I don't think CO$ would be insane enough to try anything with the whole world watching but on the other, we ARE talking about CO$ and they're not exactly known for their rational and law-abiding ways.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Dog: woah. That is scary! Do you get the vibe that her Co$ detail sounds more like the cia rather than just a regular security team that accompanies her on her outings? Like, I'm picturing someone posted outside her door (bedroom, batroom, etc) at all times.
i admit to being extremely interested in watching from a ringside seat while all of this plays out. and, too, i think it will be interesting to see how suri turns out in terms of religion and personality as she gets older.
From Blindgossip.com
Good Morning, Blinders!
New blind items today, plus a new Ice Cream Game!
TODAY’S GAME: Write an English 5-7-5 haiku about the Tom Cruise/ Katie Holmes relationship.
TODAY’S PRIZE: The winner will receive a $10 gift card for Cold Stone Creamery! Yummy!
TODAY’S WINNER: ?
One entry per person. Deadline is midnight tonight EDT. Winner will be selected and announced tomorrow.
Go!
Love, Ace
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 1:02pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 12:57pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 12:55pm.
Wow. Someone needs a huuuug!
===================================
Bawahaaaa!! why yes I do, come here baby!:P
Creative writing 101...not sure if I'm going to pass:)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Huhuhuhuh *Beavis and Butthead voice*
I don't know who made that sound so I gave both their names.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Whoa. Shit just got real.
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/things_holmes_really_bitter_holmes_F2oYN...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 12:59pm.
Does Tammy want us to bring him ice cream to the courthouse? You know, in case there are no gay people there
--------------
HAHAHAAHAAaahHhahahAhaaa!
_____________________________________________
"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
I definitely feel much more comfortable in my own skin
See, I'll bet she had to walk around in a Silence of the Lambs skin suit and she didn't like it...I think it was that waiter's and he didn't fit very well.
I don't watch his movies, does anyone know if Tom does love scenes anymore? Since Top Gun? Or is that simply out of the question since robot Tom has been reprogrammed by CO$. Just wondering if Hollywood still markets him as sexy Tom or just asexual action hero Tom?
Well color me disappointed.
Lay down lay down lay it all down
Let your white birds smile up
At the ones who stand and frown
Gettin major Melanie vibes from that look. I like it. Retro.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 12:57pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 12:55pm.
Wow. Someone needs a huuuug!
===================================
Bawahaaaa!! why yes I do, come here baby!:P
Creative writing 101...not sure if I'm going to pass:)
Spoiled - that pic makes me laugh every time I see it. When you are in your last month of pregnancy your belly drops, it is NOT like a beach ball.
Does Tammy want us to bring him ice cream to the courthouse? You know, in case there are no gay people there.
-------------------------------------------------
Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
That Katie quote gives me the secondhand embarrassment. Disingenuous.
Maybe she's closer to finding herself and I'm sure she's getting stronger, but I think it's premature. She's got a long rough ride ahead of her. Maybe at the end of it, she'll be able to say all that truthfully. I'm not convinced.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 12:55pm.
Wow. Someone needs a huuuug!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
I don't get this. Why do magazines even bother to put people on their covers when they're just going to photoshop them to the point they're virtually unrecognizable?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Nanners: sorry! I agree with you, though. After she emerges from this, her non-existant career will be even less. She'll either retire or show up on a reality show (if Tom allows it).
I want to hear how when they were on vacation ( at the Scientology compound) and one of the the waiters didn't bring Tom his water in time he jumped up and screamed "you didn't bring me my water are you calling me GAY" and strangled the very life out of his gurgling spastic leg kicking body and how he glared at the next waiter and said "you fucking leave him there" and how Katie and him ate their dinner with a dead waiter at Katie's feet. Now THAT is what I want to hear about
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 12:50pm.
When is she going to admit that Suri's dady is josh hartnett?
^^^^^^^^^^^^
When you admit you stole all of the jelly beans I had in the Hoveround, you hoor.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
When is she going to admit that Suri's dady is josh hartnett?
______________________________________________
How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
"The only shit Tommy keeps private is the truth."
I give this TWO snaps and a TWIST!!
-------------------------------------------------
Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Holy photoshop, Batman!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Submitted by miz cynical on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 12:36pm.
First of all, does anyone think that she and TG had sex?
--------------
Why you gotta put those images in my head? For my sanity I have to believe Suri was conceived in a clinic and her parents had separate bedrooms.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
The more that comes out the less that I'm team Katie.
I read something on TMZ which said that she watched his other kids get interviewed. or whatever the Sceinceweirdos call it, and she DID NOT want the same thing to happen to Suri.
She knew full well what she was getting into. I knew it, you knew it, everyone who reads a gossip blog knew it.
I think she wasn't happy with the end settlement of her contract, maybe Tom wanted to stay in the marriage (I mean who else is he going to get at this point?) and was playing hard ball with her and she KNOWS how the public views Scientology so she is using it to her advantage. Also using Suri as OMG SAVE SURI! Bitch please. Suri was walking around in high heels, swinging a purse, and drinking out of a bottle. And Suri forever looks lonely and unhappy, even in the recent picture where she is eating ice cream while Katie was wearing a big phony smile.
At the end of the day I hope Katie gets exposed with the contract, I hope Tom Cruise gets exposed for the mental freak that he is, I hope these stupid bearding contracts end, and I hope Scientology crumbles to the ground. Also I hope Suri can get co-parented by two parents who love her. Wishful thinking..I know.
She's getting out now, as opposed to staying in that sham marriage. Better late, than never.
Damn, I'm bored too. I'm waiting for their first court hearing.
In other news, Fantasia got dumped. For a reality star. Teehee.
***********************************************
Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
I think one big reason is that times have changed. Children in Hollywood have become the ultimate status symbols. Celebrities use them to endear themselves to the public and make people forget about their shady past. People eat it up. How many times have I read? That kid looks so happy. That might mean the magazine just used the smily picture. It's marketing, that's all.
Katie, no one will ever take you seriously as an actress. If you're not going to be Mrs Cruise you'll just be known as Suri's mom.
I'm already tired of this divorce.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012