Thursday, July 5th 2012

Katie Holmes Didn't Ask For That Emergency Hearing After All

BOOOOOOO! Yet another Dlisted field trip has been canceled. On July 17th, we won't be eating popcorn in the back of a NYC court room while watching Katie Holmes and Tommy Girl bikini wrestle for custody of Suri in a kiddie pool full of barley water. Hollywood Life played with our emotions yesterday when they said  that Katie filed a request for an emergency hearing to try to get temporary full custody of Suri. But Katie's lawyer Jonathan Wolfe killed my buzz last night by telling People that there will be no public custody dance-off between Katie and Tommy, because he didn't file shit:

"Other than her action for divorce, the only pending application filed by Ms. Holmes remains her request for an anonymous caption."

Tommy's lawyer Bert Fields released his own statement of words yesterday and threw some shade while doing so. Let the games begin!

"Tactically we can't say where Tom will file a divorce case and if he'll be seeking joint custody of Suri. We are letting 'the other side' (Katie and her team), play the media until they wear everyone out and then we'll have something to say. It's not Tom's style to do this publicly. He is really sad about what's happening."

Somewhere, John Travolta just let out an "OH SNAP, GURL!" at that statement. Bert is right, though. Tommy is the epitome of private and he'd never ever play the media. That time Tommy stomped on Oprah's ugly yellow couch? It wasn't at all choreographed and he didn't do it to manipulate the world into thinking that he naturally gets excited about vagina. All those times Tommy paraded Suri in front of the paps? It was just a natural moment between a father and daughter, and Tommy didn't hit ctrl+alt+smile on the keyboard on Suri's back to make her look extra happy. PLEASE. The only shit Tommy keeps private is the truth.

In other #tomkatastrophe news, Katie talked to Elle for their August issue and some think she hinted about not extending her contract with TG:

"He has been Tom Cruise for 30 years. I know who I am and where I am and where I want to go, so I want to focus on that. I definitely feel much more comfortable in my own skin. I feel sexier. I'm starting to come into my own. It's like a new phase."

That quote sounds like it's reaching until you read it literally. I mean, Katie obviously found a way to rip off the Thetan-proof skin shell that Scientologists wrapped her with on her wedding night.

Posted by: Michael K


patty cake's picture

oh fuck her

xoxox

The war isn't working.

See, I think here's where you're wrong, maybe Holmes won't bring them down, but the kind of dipshits that buy into that crap are easily influenced, mindless lost souls that follow whatever is trendy. As scientology gets exposed for the scam cult it is, it will slowly fall away, as it has been doing and the next "trend" of spirituality will attract all those loons who bought into scientology. Holmes will do some nice damage though and speed things along. There's already lists of people who "were" scienologists for a time, it will just keep growing.

Submitted by Alligator boots on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 11:55pm.

It's not some crazies that work for Hollywood behind the scenes, it's more complicated than that. If you want Scientology to be brought down you have to do it by boycotting Hollywood that they will never work with their studio, their businesses, their actors...how do you go about doing that on a mass scale. I don't know. Okay if it saves a few people from joining this cult because of these stories fine. I just think that you are setting yourself up for something that just isn't going to happen. KH is not going to make a dent, that's all. If I'm wrong great.

I'll never understand people who join groups that involve levels and hierarchies. It takes a real pathetic desperation that I can't wrap my head around. I joined the girl scouts when I was a kid and quit that bitch after one meeting cause I couldn't take all the corny bullshit.

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 3:34am.
yeah apparently they ship out 3mil copies of dvds, books etc every week. and they members MUST buy it, if they wanna elevate from their low positions to thetans.

yeah well i dunno wat happened to my friend, she was working 2 jobs and one day she was like "sorry guys but im moving out"

and that was that. last time we all heard of her, and knew her for like 5-6 years.

and then years later i watched that doco on CO$ and ex members said they were "called" upon by the hierachy to volunteer at seaorg or watever and its literally like slave labour, 14-17 hour days everyday and you are supposed to feel "priviledged" that you were the lucky ones chosen to be a door opener at some seaorg ship, or cook, or house keeper at one of the thetans homes.

like tommy's house would be filled with only CO$ volunteers, from the butler, to maids, to gardeners, handyman, the lot are all volunteers who dont get paid a dime because it is an honor to serve a thetan level 6 or watever it is.

anyway thats what i think happened to my friend, she got called.

i just hope she isnt working for Kirstie alley as the toilet cleaner or working for that asshole lean rimini or cleaning the condoms at tommy davis' house after an orgy with male escorts.

juni's picture

She's got no "sexy side" to unleash on anyone, no less Tom and Suri, as the Elle cover reads. Bland and boring, the only thing desperate about her is "a life of quiet desperation," per Thoreau.

freshfacestripper's picture

Tom is glib! He thinks the public loves him cause he made fucking top gun and those mission impossible movies!? Only weird asians,russians,polish,cave people who speak no english and have only seen american movies through three works of tom cruise like him! The rest of the english speaking world think the guy is a fucking tard! Hence,why you getting divorced publically. She hates you! That is,if any of this is true?! Still on the fence.

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Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 9:55pm.
I can't believe that people on here are being such dicks and being so condescending about a fucking celebrity divorce. And to compare it to the Catholic priests' rampant molestation? Really? How are those two things even remotely related.

People are entitled to their opinions. I'd say everyone should just agree to disagree, but it seems some of you are absolutely determined to be right about a bunch of fucking SPECULATION and UNPROVEN media reports.

^^^THIS.
No one here knows these people personally, so to say what someone else thinks is wrong is pretty self-serving ...and wrong.
It's all opinions people. We're on a gossip site, and we gossip, that's it.

Sweetas is only 64?

ETA: why would Leno run repeat of TC when the shit is blown up like this?

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crazyinjapan's picture

Loopy: When people can't afford the classes, sometimes people sign up as slaves for the Sea Org. Let's hope that poor girl didn't get declared a "suppressive person" and disappear.

theresapop's picture

Nevermind shit is a repeat!

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 2:42am.

you forget about the books, dvds, and classes they force their members to buy.

a friend of mine was a CO$, but she kept it as a secret for like 5-6 years.

i didn't know she was a CO$ member until, her roommate moved back to england, so she didnt have a room, so i offered her the spare room at our shared apartment with 2 other students (those were the old days when we didnt care if we introduce our roommates to 2 different boyfriends in a fortnight).

anyway she moved in and yeah, she would read her CO$ book whilst we are all watching a dvd and she worked 2 jobs as a waitress and a rental car sales rep and all her money was spent on books, dvds and stuff from CO$, cuz we used to get shipments every couple of months and they just take the $$$ out of credit card.

initially i thought girlfriend was buying clothes from the net.

but she wasn't wacky or try to force scientohoe upon us, she just kept her CO$ to herself and plus she was a clean freak, so our house was clean the whole time.

but anyway one day she dissapeared. dunno wat happened. she mentioned once that CO$ will select volunteers from around the world to like do jobs on ships or churches or watever and i think she got called to go on one of the ships, where they do volunteering aka slave labour, for the CO$ for free.

theresapop's picture

Tom C on Leno tonight!!!!!!! The cleaners have started their work...should be interesting to watch! :)

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I predict Katie will make a comeback doing some indie movies (she was good at those--Pieces of April was fabulous) then move on to big budget ones or a TV show with a starring role. We will see more of her in the future, trust. And it has nothing to do with Tom Cruise. She was already on her way up before he came into the picture and thwarted her career. I just hope the NY courts side with her. Scientology says that children shouldn't be put on psychotropic drugs. I mostly agree with that. However, I don't think kids at six years old need to be interrogated, which is what Scientology does. Little kids need to read stories and go to museums and parks, not worry about tattling on mom or dad or themselves and what that ensues. And having minors sign a contract for a billion years' service should be against the law. Also, I've read that their schools are substandard and kids come out knowing a lot about Scientology but not so much the three Rs. I don't think Tom should get custody because he won't protect her from all that. Suri deserves a normal childhood, and I think that would be custody with Katie and generous visitation with Tom.

Whatever's picture

Katie needs to stop trying to transform herself into something relevant in Hollywood now that her contract with Tommygirl has expired.

crazyinjapan's picture

I just went to the Scientology official website and took a long gander. They have quite the propaganda going on. I even found myself agreeing with some of their lofty notions. I see how they suck people in. However, they mention nothing of the thousands of dollars it takes to get "clear," or the e-meter, or the audits, or the slave labor or prison camps in the Sea Org. And absolutely no mention of thetans or Xenu at all. They say their religion is all about "truth," yet they are not truthful about the specifics of their religion.

bornagainChristian's picture

Katie is just done with celibacy folks. She has been celibate since Suri was conceived with Chris Klein. Now older and wiser, she's done with living a one sided fantasy.

as for Tom....game over.

doncorleone's picture

I don't understand the "Event Horizon" thing - what am I missing?

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Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 9:38pm.

Fine. But what do you weigh?

Sweetas's picture

Thanks guys lol. This is kinda silly. But I really appreciate. xoxoxo

Sweetas's picture

Alligator, it's okay. I'm not that invested. Nor do I think Katie is "like me". She is a millionaire celeb, and in a world I can only imagine. Thanks for the apology. I'm just like, let's not turn on each other over these celeb people okay? Our opinions differ, and I get that. It's what makes the world go 'round, what makes us who we are. I bring my own stuff here, because that's what we do on the D. That's the only explanation I'll give. To each his own, your opinion is yours (I won't say you don't have valid points) and mine is mine. I'm not sorry and I stand by what I said. Don't want you to be sorry either. *can't believe we're fighting over this shit*

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Co$ ain't gonna mess with Katie or this whole process if Suri is not his biologically. TommyGirl may be her dad, and may be on the birth certificate, but he technically has no rights to her after a divorce (though I know a judge may grant visitation on the basis that he has indeed been her custodial father and has a bond with her) - and equally - Katie has no rights to child support.....and at this point, Mama Bear don't care!

Just sayin'

Event Horizon,

Thanks, I appreciate that.

crazyinjapan's picture

Fine. Disagree with me. On a celebrity gossip blog.

doncorleone's picture

??????????

crazyinjapan,

I disagree with you. There is a difference between ridiculing someone's existence and bowing down to it. This site is free, I don't give any of my money to these celebs, I don't have a tv so I don't sit and stare at them while they are selling their crap. I don't relate to them, I don't wish them well or cheer for them. I don't delude myself into thinking that I know them or we're friends like the angieloony crowd, that's weird.

These types of blogs can sometimes be very interesting at better understanding human nature. Also I'm participating a little bit, I'm writing, sharing my thoughts with others.

But at the end of the day I suppose it can be a waste of time. Although I think it's important to ridicule and question people in power (okay I'm not referring to TC and KH here). Blogs are a great outlet for us "common folk". I've enjoyed "chatting" with all of you.

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Alligator: All of us here, all of us who are reading and posting on this site, are feeding the celebrity culture. And guess what? That includes you. Leave Sweetas alooooooooooonnnnnnnnne.
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Seriously though, Ally makes some points that makes one stop, think and re-evaluate....which is never a bad thing...

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Alligator: All of us here, all of us who are reading and posting on this site, are feeding the celebrity culture. And guess what? That includes you. Leave Sweetas alooooooooooonnnnnnnnne.

Demonique,

I don't like Nietzsche and the other guy never heard of him, I'm assuming he's a philosopher. I'm not an insider of anything. It's not some crazies that work for Hollywood behind the scenes, it's more complicated than that. If you want Scientology to be brought down you have to do it by boycotting Hollywood that they will never work with their studio, their businesses, their actors...how do you go about doing that on a mass scale. I don't know. Okay if it saves a few people from joining this cult because of these stories fine. I just think that you are setting yourself up for something that just isn't going to happen. KH is not going to make a dent, that's all. If I'm wrong great.

Yes I am bored with this story, maybe because I check the Daily Mail often and KH ain't giving me much to work with...;) The court hearing sounded exciting but then it turned out to be false. I do feel sorry for that kid though, sad who really loves her? I'm sure she wants to spend more time with her father, but he only parades her around when it's convenient. Let's face it Suri doesn't know anything about Scientology, she just knows that TC is her dad (I'm assuming) and wants to spend time with him.

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People just letting off steam honey that's all. Why so serious??

sweetas,

Sorry if I hurt your feelings. However I would really appreciate it if someone, anyone would explain to me why when you comment on these celebrity stories you have to relate to these soulless celebs with your own personal stories. You are relating with them that's what they want, and consequently feeding into the celebrity culture.

By going on Dlist and commenting is fine and making fun of them ridiculing them, that's great but celebs politicians gov. employees should all be looked down upon as parasites and never ever relate to them because they aren't you and me, they don't think like us, like decent, caring individuals with ethics and morals. That's all I was trying to say to you. Thank you, now back to Lohan and some porny guy.

doncorleone's picture

Tell you something shocking? Um, Brad Pitt bathed today.

tonicbitch's picture

*hugs to sweet-ass* Your "stupid" comments are far more interesting than every burp and fart Tom and Katie make.

So what? So what if she doesn't bring them down completely? I still want to see carnage and the scientologist's images has steadily declined through recent years,tick tock, their days are numbered and they ARE losing their grip. While Holmes might not bring them completely down.....just the stuff coming out now is damaging, enough to save at least some innocent people from becoming victims in their con. Brick by brick.
Sorry you're so "bored" as an insider, but I find the whole cult thing engrossing. So what if there were some crazies working behind the scenes in some movies....you'll find gullible nuts in the all the creative fields.
So you should just go read Neitzsche or Zizek while the rest of us little people keep commenting on this topic you want so desperately to go away.

Submitted by Alligator boots on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 9:04pm.

I'm bored with this story. Katie isn't bringing anybody down, including Scientology, she doesn't care about the cult, Tom isn't going to be exposed for the gay that he is. Everything will be settled privately and quietly, with the usual "leaks" from both sides. If I'm wrong good but so far I'm bored, next...
I need something better this is too contrived. I want some truth in gossip--maybe another Tiger Woods type story that was good and a shock. This isn't really shocking, maybe because I've read a lot about Scientology and how demented it is, that it's nothing new for me.

I don't think some of you understand that Scientology actually does a lot of work for Hollywood, behind the scenes CGI, editing, etc.. They have a studio somewhere in the desert, and many more businesses around town that have contracts with Hollywood. So no Katie Holmes isn't going to bring this cult down nor does she care to since she did support it indirectly by marrying Tom Cruise.

Some of the big name movies that you watch were worked on by Scientologist and I don't mean the celebrities. I met one of them once when my friend needed special effects for the movie she was working on, extremely unpleasant guy, creepy, but whatever we all had dinner and that was that, it was business.

I want something shocking...that doesn't affect my life.

Yes, she has the right to lie, just like her husband has been lying for decades.....it's fucking hollywood for fuck's sake. It's make believe, they are products, I'm not fan of the Catholic church, but Scientology is definitely more evil and exploiting people is written into their playbook. You're asking me why the outrage? You're the one that seems to be taking the way Katie Holmes has been savvy with the media as some sort of personal attack.....WTF? I don't care if she's playing, if she's going up against the cult, I'm rooting for her!

Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 9:38pm.

I hate Scientolgy as much as the next person, but let's not forget it was the Catholics who raped thousands of little boys and spent decades covering it up. Where was your outrage then? Just because you hate scientology this does not give Holmes the right to pretend she's being followed by Scientology goons when she is the one who hired these people. It doesn't give her the right to lie, which btw, she has been doing the ENTIRE time she's been a beard for Tom Cruise. Like Cruise, she is a massive fraud so you might want to try having a little perspective before you give her the right to lie to us a few more years.

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Alligator, you've made some good points over the past day or two and you had my ear, until you turned on Sweetas. Fight the REAL enemy, babe--save the venom for the "church" and play nice with the rest of us, especially since you're most likely preaching to the choir regarding the Co$. We D Listers know the deal.

Sweetas's picture

lol crazy ty ♥ This story has everyone being all Detective LaToya, including me.

I can't believe that people on here are being such dicks and being so condescending about a fucking celebrity divorce. And to compare it to the Catholic priests' rampant molestation? Really? How are those two things even remotely related.

People are entitled to their opinions. I'd say everyone should just agree to disagree, but it seems some of you are absolutely determined to be right about a bunch of fucking SPECULATION and UNPROVEN media reports.

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Alligator: Don't be mean to sweetas. What did she ever do to you?

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Sweetas, I have seen pics of you out dancing with the geriatrics....lmao

check yo FB.....xo

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doncorleone's picture

I don't give a royal shit who's playing who - Fuck Scientology. The End.

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Submitted by Demonique on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 8:55pm.
This is absolutely idiotic. Of course she's playing the media, her "husband" managed to luck into a CAREER basically out of being a pretty boy and good PR that played the media. Who the fuck cares? Even if they are both manipulating the media, everyone wants to see Tommygirl and his creepy cult go down. Cruise has been "playin' Y'all" for decades.....get a new angle, clueless. We know. We don't care, we want to see scientology obliterated.
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I hate Scientolgy as much as the next person, but let's not forget it was the Catholics who raped thousands of little boys and spent decades covering it up. Where was your outrage then? Just because you hate scientology this does not give Holmes the right to pretend she's being followed by Scientology goons when she is the one who hired these people. It doesn't give her the right to lie, which btw, she has been doing the ENTIRE time she's been a beard for Tom Cruise. Like Cruise, she is a massive fraud so you might want to try having a little perspective before you give her the right to lie to us a few more years.

Sweetas's picture

lmao Rande, not that old and almost executive. Just posting my opinion on a story that has nothing to do with any of us. Can't we all just get along??

ETA really, I am 64 and a convenience store clerk. Everyone happy now? ;p

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Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 9:19pm.

Does this mean you're not going to say how old you are and what you do for a living? :) *tapping fingers impatiently*

Sweetas's picture

lol Alligator, I was just expressing my opinion. I understand that celebs do shit to court public opinion. Another of my opinions is that yours doesn't make a fuck to me. Cool? Either way, I don't get your need to attack mine.

Sweetas,

Yes exactly she was on Dawson's Creek, she was a main character that's not easy to get, a show and a part like that. Stop relating to celebrities, you are not them, they are not you, not even close. These are very rich people and connected, you have to have a certain type of personality/character to get to that level. Yes there are exceptions the true artists but even then you have to have ambition and determination. This is not some dumb relationship that you had this is a machine, a multi billion dollar industry, do you get that. I've seen many talented actors get nowhere because they didn't have a head for business. Katie Holmes is smart and conniving, so is Tom that's why you know of them. Stop posting your stupid comments.

What do you do for a living, and how old are you? I'm guessing in your forties, it's time for you to grow up, this isn't high school.

I'm bored with this story. Katie isn't bringing anybody down, including Scientology, she doesn't care about the cult, Tom isn't going to be exposed for the gay that he is. Everything will be settled privately and quietly, with the usual "leaks" from both sides. If I'm wrong good but so far I'm bored, next...
I need something better this is too contrived. I want some truth in gossip--maybe another Tiger Woods type story that was good and a shock. This isn't really shocking, maybe because I've read a lot about Scientology and how demented it is, that it's nothing new for me.

I don't think some of you understand that Scientology actually does a lot of work for Hollywood, behind the scenes CGI, editing, etc.. They have a studio somewhere in the desert, and many more businesses around town that have contracts with Hollywood. So no Katie Holmes isn't going to bring this cult down nor does she care to since she did support it indirectly by marrying Tom Cruise.

Some of the big name movies that you watch were worked on by Scientologist and I don't mean the celebrities. I met one of them once when my friend needed special effects for the movie she was working on, extremely unpleasant guy, creepy, but whatever we all had dinner and that was that, it was business.

I want something shocking...that doesn't affect my life.

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Sweetas's picture

So Katie can't act, yet her 2-3 year zombie thing was an act. Which is it? Look, having been in a relationship where I wanted the fuck out but stayed for the kids, when I left everyone said 10 years immediately came off of my face. My brothers even marveled at how young I looked. Katie's misery was not calculated, please she was in Dawson's Creek, not Monster. I believe that shit was real.

Team Suri.

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Now I say this a proud California girl - I hope to hell Katie is able to keep this case in NY and gets a favorable ruling.

Because, frankly, despite all the wonderful things that we do out here, Celebrity Justice ain't one of the things we get right. Look at how Tom was able to screw over Nicole Kidman with their two kids.

This is absolutely idiotic. Of course she's playing the media, her "husband" managed to luck into a CAREER basically out of being a pretty boy and good PR that played the media. Who the fuck cares? Even if they are both manipulating the media, everyone wants to see Tommygirl and his creepy cult go down. Cruise has been "playin' Y'all" for decades.....get a new angle, clueless. We know. We don't care, we want to see scientology obliterated.

Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 5:43pm.

Turns out those supposed Scientology people following her around were in fact her new security detail. Even though I can't stand Tom Cruise or his scientology craziness or his weird 24/7 INTENSITY I am standing by what I've said for the past week, Katie is fucking playin' y'all.

She was more than happy to have that "I'm being followed by Creepy Scientologists story out there when she knew full well those with HER PEOPLE. You can actually see her security person get out of the mysterious white SUV. See attached photos.

You are being played folks.

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The camps say she left because of the CO$, His side says they've had separate living quarters for over 6 months now. Wonder who's gonna win, Tom loses face cause the baby isn't his - unless he says he knew, but loves the child and pays child support anyway, or Katie says SeaOrg can't have this baby because it's not Toms and she loses child support.

Either way, this is going to be messy and public unless Tom meets all her demands, and they keep the facade of Suri being his. Either way, I feel sorry for that child.

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doncorleone's picture

I don't give a shit about her and I don't give a shit about him, all I give a shit about is Scientology going down, and say what you will about her, if Katie is trying to do just that then we should be fucking grateful and shut the hell up because those people are truly evil and crazy.