The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 5th!

What if Cod was one of us... - Mani6

Runners-up:

Rav is pissed because he's seen this scam before. They order a large coffee extra hot, spill it on themselves, turn pink and then sue. - maejones

Scientists caution that if bath salts enter the water supply, fish could begin eating at Long John Silver's. - GingeMinge

The coffee was too small, so the fish had to throw it back......ironic. - flax mcswiggan

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Thanks and congrats to the other win whores!

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Manimal, one of the B.E.S.T damn captions fking ever!! Congrats all; funny stuff!!

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Hahahaa awesome Mani6

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HILARIOUS! Congrats all!
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Submitted by GingeMinge on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 12:30pm.

Manimal = Epic

*slurrrrrrp*

Submitted by crankenstein on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 11:44am.

what a hoot! great job everyone - very funny

Submitted by justincase on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 11:33am.

maejones hahahahhahahah! I just spilled my coffee!!

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 11:25am.

Congrats to all the winnahs! Mani6! Sheer genius!

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Submitted by Danielle17 on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:49am.

Hahahahaaaa Mani, that was the best caption ever. Like I actually just registered on this site so i could comment, saying how funny it was. Haa that sounds pathetic but anyway, thank you for being hilarious. all these captions were good

Submitted by Vern on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:36am.

YAY Flippers!!!!!!!

*slips Kaluha into Gingy's coffee*

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by daisy100 on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 10:35am.

Congrats winners, sooo funny!

Submitted by perky on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:27am.

Whoa, those are all hilarious. Nice job people!!

Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:16am.

Congrats to all the funny winners!

Manimal ♥

Submitted by pamorama_j on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:02am.

Congrats veiners!!! Funny sheet!! Thanks MK!!!

Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:00am.

Good job, y'all!

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 8:57am.

ROFL Mani....simple, yet brilliant.

Congrats winners! stay cool.

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It's PHELPS time!

Submitted by Mrs. F. on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 8:54am.

these are all excellent, congrats!

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 8:50am.

Mani - fucking AWESOME!!! congrats everyone...
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Submitted by OurMissC on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 8:48am.

Nice ones! Congrats winners!

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Submitted by dfanintheD on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 8:41am.

Disguised and on the run from the L. Ron Audit Squad, Suri asks a Dunkin' Donuts employee if he's ever contemplated intentionally spilling a hot beverage all over a customer.

Submitted by Kizzy on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 8:41am.

Congrats winners!

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 7:23am.

Gary had to get his coffee in order to deal with the other fellas in the CARPool.

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Submitted by Cinnamon Spice on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 6:45am.

This month on the cover of Roided Ladies: Madonna shows the world how she has trained her enlarged labia to fetch.

Submitted by ruby_lucite_slippers on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 4:23am.

What do a giant shrimp and an Indian fast food guy being thrown side eye by a very shellfish and ignorant customer have in common?

They're both crushed-asians. Ta boom tisssssssshhhhh.

Submitted by City Barbie on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:34am.

You expect me to grab that coffee?? And this is like the 5th time you've dropped my change! I'm not budging unless you get out here and pick it up.

Submitted by City Barbie on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:22am.

Rajiv erroneously thought that he'd escaped fishy customers when he quit 7-11.

Submitted by City Barbie on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 1:16am.

Great! Nothing kills a craving for your guilty pleasure like discovering that bottom feeders like it too.

Submitted by flax mcswiggan on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 11:22pm.

The coffee was too small, so the fish had to throw it back......ironic.

Submitted by flax mcswiggan on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 11:18pm.

Look on the bright side. You screwed up in your prior life and came back as a Herring. This poor bastard REALLY screwed up and came back as an Indian dude who works at Dunkin' Donuts.

Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 11:01pm.

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Submitted by maejones on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 10:49pm.

Rav is pissed because he's seen this scam before. They order a large coffee extra hot, spill it on themselves, turn pink and then sue.

This is America, you fucking crustaceans, go back to the sea already if you don't want to make an honest living!

Submitted by Tyroan on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 10:37pm.

Yes, I want my fries animal style -- what's it to you?

Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 10:31pm.

Oh great, now we'll never get that smell out of the car. Ugh, curry.

Submitted by fleawatch on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 11:15pm.

How disgusting is that! Filthy, slimy body, nasty fishy smell, buggie eyes and a big dot on its head......try Starbucks......they have Americans serving coffee there........

Submitted by skabazzle on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 9:17pm.

The Cyrus family trained their pet catfish from their backyard creek to start getting their free food for them. Next stop: Taco Bell for Billy Ray's Taco Party Pack.

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Submitted by skabazzle on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 9:09pm.

When the Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru window guy is giving the side-eye to your get-up, you know you're going places.

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Submitted by skabazzle on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 9:08pm.

Chord Overstreet likes Dunkin' Donuts coffee just like the next guy.

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Submitted by Cookie123 on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 9:07pm.

Katie decides to fly under the Fish Finder Radar while Tom stalks every Dunkin Donuts looking for Suri.

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How Mrs. Patrick Campbell sees the world.

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 8:29pm.

Things began to look a little fishy for Ahmed that morning. He could tell Lohan's trout lips were a little more pronounced than usual.

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Liam's final test: if he can get it for free, he can prove his devotion to Papa Cyrus and win the hand of his chicken fried princess.

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