Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

July 5, 2012 / Posted by:

July 05, 2012: just learned that as early as TOMORROW, a popular hip hop star (who HAS been reported on here) will COME OUT OF THE CLOSET as bisexual.

We’ve been SWORN to secrecy for NOW – but we’re told that the official announcement is being prepared and will be ready as early as tomorrow.

We’ve been asked to keep the name confidential until the release. But a hint – he’s popular with YOUNG FOLK and many of y’all have been calling him GAY since he first hit the scene. (Media Takeout via Blind Gossip)

The Frank Ocean guesses are invalid, because apparently the PEEN AND POON LOVER in this blind item has never EVER been open about his LOVE of all genitals EVER ever before. (Yes, MediaTakeOut always inspires me to use random capitalization for dramatic purposes.)

The only guess I’ve got is Ne-Yo, but I’m probably every kind of wrong since he doesn’t really belong in the hip hop category. Oh, screw the Ne-Yo guess, I’ll go with MC Skat Kat instead.

You would never know it by looking at this used to be all movie actor who now is on a fairly hit television show but he is a sex crazed nympho. The thing is he only likes guys. He is one of those actors who has never actually bothered to come out and say he is gay, but everyone just kind of assumes he is. There have never been any girlfriends, but no one has ever just come out and asked him about his sexuality. On his show he plays a straight guy and the rest of his roles seem to be more asexual than anything else. One of his most proud sexual conquests was taking the virginity of this former A list tweener. He did it at a basketball game. He never stops talking about that story and how he had 15 minutes and made it happen. He never spoke to the tweener again. Our actor loves finding someone new and will strike whenever he can. At this point he considers his trailer boring as he has had so many guys in and out of it over the filming of his show and it has not even been on that long. The thing is our actor is very anal retentive and does not allow anyone he has sex with to come to his house. He doesn’t really like having a boyfriend and prefers just random acts. He is not even that good looking but he can talk guys into anything. One time he took the date away from this A list movie actress he had co-starred with in a very big movie and then spent an hour in the bathroom and then our actor brought him back out and said, I’m through with him. He is all yours again. (CDAN)

I’ve got nothing, but I will say that “He is all yours again” is something I long to hear a one-time trick say to someone else after he’s left me on the floor of a bathroom.

Also, CDAN celebrated Independence Day yesterday by giving up the answers to a bunch of blind items. Get ’em all here. Seeing all the answers showed me that if blind item guessing was a class, I’d probably get a bronze star for trying.

This A-lister is very fond of his co-stars. He has left a slew of one night stands and hook-ups in the wake of his many films. While he was in a committed relationship, he managed to have repeated booty calls with one of his lesser known co-stars in a money-making franchise. That ended once filming wrapped, but he moved on with a beauty he shared the silver screen with while he was still in the relationship. After his co-star broke up with her long term love, she demanded he do the same or else she was never going to speak to him again. (Hollywood Dame via Blind Gossip)

Johnny Depp, Amber Heard and one of the mermaids from the last Pirates of the Caribbean?

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