Micaela Schäfer Serving Up Knitting Circle Realness
Germany's #1 tourist attraction and the slutty gift that keeps on slutting, Micaela Schäfer, floated onto the red carpet at Berlin Fashion Week today and continued to show us simple bitches how she can turn everyday household objects into an ensemble dripping with luxury, sophistication and the kind of refined demureness that can only be achieved when you're desperate to show as much of your body as possible without getting arrested. Micaela did it with VHS tape, a sequined appliqué and she did it again today with yarn from her grandmother's sewing box. Only Micaela can make dollops of yarn poo look like they were spun by Rumpelstiltskin out of a grey unicorn's tail. Lady CaCa, put down that ball of yarn, you could NEVER bring it like this.
I have one question about these pictures. How are the bitches around Micaela not on the floor, worshiping at her feet?! What is wrong with them? When a goddess like Micaela shows up to a fashion show with knit anal cones on her shoulders and knit tit beanies, you get on the floor and pay homage!
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Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 8:05pm.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 8:03pm.
She needs to lay off the bronzer, though.
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She's not half black?!
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lol - is she? I've no idea.
Submitted by elanenergy on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 7:49pm.
I thought it WAS recycled toilet paper covers in homage to her grandmother.
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My nanna and I used to crochet tea cosies that looked like those things on her hips and bewbs.
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Why haven't Joan Rivers and the Fashion Police heard of Micaela Schäfer? Micaela is the reason why Joan Rivers talks shit about people on the red carpet. Hopefully Micaela will come to the States soon and work her magic here.
Her body is insane.
On my phone screen, she's channeling Kim Lardassian.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 8:03pm.
She needs to lay off the bronzer, though.
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She's not half black?!
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
She never fails (in whatever exactly it is she does).
She needs to lay off the bronzer, though.
My spinner senses are tingling. She's wearing roving!
This chick is golddigger gorgeous so it's too bad she tries so hard to get attention. Ain't no rich men in Germany for her to latch onto?
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
who the hell is this idiot?
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He excites me
Must be like a genesis of rhythm
I get feisty
Whenever I'm with him
I don't recognize this person unless her nipples are exposed...
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This is a mash up of Madonna cone bra/vogue tour gear mixed with the toaster cozies and toliet roll dolls my granny used to create. It's brilliant, I tell you. (not really, but I do like crochet.)
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
@OneLiner, she's a fame hungry whore.
What's the deal with this chick?
******* SAVE A LIFE. ADOPT A PET *********
LOL @ "the kind of refined demureness that can only be achieved when you're desperate to show as much of your body as possible without getting arrested."
That's the worst she's ever looked. It's like Crafts Project Runway.
All she's missing are those shoes that Jody Marsh had on the other day.
Does this chick own real clothes?
And it must be humid as hell there for her face to be that shiny
I'm all about saying when a woman is hot but this one is just gross and tries too hard.