Micaela Schäfer Serving Up Knitting Circle Realness
Germany's #1 tourist attraction and the slutty gift that keeps on slutting, Micaela Schäfer, floated onto the red carpet at Berlin Fashion Week today and continued to show us simple bitches how she can turn everyday household objects into an ensemble dripping with luxury, sophistication and the kind of refined demureness that can only be achieved when you're desperate to show as much of your body as possible without getting arrested. Micaela did it with VHS tape, a sequined appliqué and she did it again today with yarn from her grandmother's sewing box. Only Micaela can make dollops of yarn poo look like they were spun by Rumpelstiltskin out of a grey unicorn's tail. Lady CaCa, put down that ball of yarn, you could NEVER bring it like this.
I have one question about these pictures. How are the bitches around Micaela not on the floor, worshiping at her feet?! What is wrong with them? When a goddess like Micaela shows up to a fashion show with knit anal cones on her shoulders and knit tit beanies, you get on the floor and pay homage!
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Rock that yarn, IV!
GG: It will like break the camera, but ok!
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I never knew yarn could go bad.
IV- Pics please!
I am SO knitting this to wear at Thanksgiving.
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Taking FameWHORING to new lows!
So happy she's "dressed".
Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 10:57am.
at least she isnt showing bits of her vagina.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
at least she isnt showing bits of her vagina.
Needs more cowbell?
she looks like a pussycat doll...
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Yep and great maple syrup too.
Now, I'm craving some pancakes and bacon. ;-)
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Submitted by Honey_Badger on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 3:13am.
yeah, but... your bacon is to die for... ya got that goin' for ya!... HA!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Don't be ashamed. I'm Canadian and we've got Justin Bieber and Celine Dion, to name a few.
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now bear with me, folks... i know absolutely nothing about this person, and that outfit is horrendous, but... it is scantily clad on a woman that's in fine shape... i'm conflicted... should i like this?... 'eh, fuckit... i think that i do!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Once again - as a German I'm ashamed.
hmmm, I am not that surprised at all. I just saw her profile and sexy photos on the celebrities and millionaires dating site ____wealthyfinder.com_____ last week. It's said she is now interested in dating wealthy young guys on that site!
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Yes, indeed. Not many men would kick this babe outta of bed.
This woman is stunning (IMO) But, I do agree, put her in another outfit, pronto! Her dress reminds me of those macrame plant hangers from the 1970s
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Honey_B, Uh huh, if Whamo had this chick in front of him, what are the chances he'd say, oh no baby, you're cheeks are off and your elbows are scaly, oh and those tits are a bit off... ahem Please Wham! You'd jump on that faster than she could tie those little bows on herself! lmao
lol, that said, her purdy face does hint at having done this one too many times... ☺☺☺
*still don't like that knotty dress*
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 1:19am.
She has smokin legs, a smokin flat stomach, pretty waist but her face and tits are busted.
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Really? I thought her face to be quite lovely. Her bone structure is strong but not overly manly. I do agree with you about her boobs. Not a very good job on the implants.
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She has smokin legs, a smokin flat stomach, pretty waist but her face and tits are busted.
Happy to see Grammy's homely pot-holders making a fashion comeback....
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
Everytime I see this broad, my opinion is never different. Hot body, man face, attention whore...atleast she's consistant.
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
as a lover of textile art, i approve.
but, does this woman do something? other than stand around being a glamazon?
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God don't like ugly.
Umm, MK, not to be picky (ok, yes I am) those are braided lengths made of fabric, probably commercially knit tubular strips that were stuffed with filler (textile designer, here). But I'm stealing the genius that is "tit beanies" as the label for my next collection.
I think she's hot as hell.
Although I'm not digging the plant hangers as clothing, but whatever.
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 8:54pm.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 8:21pm.
It's always intriguing when people switch races with bronzer abuse.
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Well, at least the bronzer makes her look bronze instead of road-work cone orange.
I think this girl is stunning, but she's like Gaga--trying too hard. I agree with whoever said sexual abuse, too.
She has a great bod but I am not liking that "chignon yarn dress" No-no-no. It showcases the curves but it is F*CK OGLAY! Just take it off Mic! ☺
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 9:44pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 9:41pm
AWESOME!! Mo' love for dese purrty pink jellybeans!!
Glad you've stayed loyal to Doperty. BTW, when I heard he was selling his "art", I immediately thought of you, and your avie. Surprised he didn't smoke it instead of selling it, myself. Then I realized, he needed the $$ for more drugs.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
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Submitted by Get Serious on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 9:36pm.
THANK YOU!! Wonky is the worst thing that has ever come out of California, or happened to the entertainment industry as a whole.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 9:41pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 9:37pm.
Hey girl!! Can I sponsor your sponsor's scarf?
You know I'm sponsoring your avatar, don't you.
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
If she laid off the bronzer, let her hair loose and wore some clothes (because she's got a great body), she'd probably land herself some rich man to milk EASILY.
only the young are this stupid.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 9:37pm.
Hey girl!! Can I sponsor your sponsor's scarf?
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Tranny alert!
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 9:27pm.
You're not wrong, I am a Jew, and do confirm your correctness. Women cover their hair with scarves or wigs, their tits with regular clothing.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Well, I'm knitting a scarf for my sponsor, but what the hell do I know?
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
You can directly thank pioneering attention demanding cunts like paris hilton & kim whoretrashian for this attention whoring slut 2.0; she's just nasty. Nice of them to allow young girls to think that attention slut, porn whore and money grubbing gold digger are to-be-sought-after career opportunities...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
If it's possible for her to be photobombed, the meemaw in the lace nylons in Thumb 3 is doing it. And look at all the freebies under her chair.
No way that person was born with a vajayjay.
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Hmmm, I don't think yarmulkes are supposed to be worn by women. Or on the tittays. But I am not Jewish - can anyone confirm?
I have said it before: severe sexual abuse in this one's past.
That outfit is ugly as hell, but that girl can sure work it. She is gorgeous.
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Even so, I wouldn't mind being her bewb fluffer
Wow. Well, no need to wonder if her tits are fake. The purse just adds. Matching big girl panties, purse and shoes ftw.
she's wearing a whole panty?? good for her, maybe her grandma chankla'd some sense into her head.
Iola Lucille Boylan Couture.
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 8:21pm.
It's always intriguing when people switch races with bronzer abuse.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Really bad boob job!
Slut
The hip thingies aren't doing her any favors, but I guess with that much tit showing, she's not worried about anyone noticing her hips.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥