LiLo Goes Back To Ginge
The minions of Lucifer must be flicking icicles off of their dicks today, because two miracles happened this week:
1. Lindsay Lohan actually completed all 20-something shooting days of that low-budget Liz & Dick disaster and filming ended without the crew committing mass suicide to get away from her deranged ass (or without the ghost of Elizabeth Taylor bringing chaos to the set by replacing the bowl of Adderall on the craft service table with a bowl of Pez). Lifetime really needs to rush this second coming of the Hindenburg to our TV screens, because it's wrong to make us wait until the fall to see this basic cable Ishtar.
2. The day after shooting finished, LiLo dyed the Elizabeth Taylor out of her hair and she didn't take her hair back to the color of a yeast infection. Bitch went back to the ginge and put a picture of it on Crackies with iPhones (aka her Instagram account).
So LiLo finished a job and she's a ginge again. Now if she can take her face back to its natural state before it looked like a melting Dark Crystal puppet.
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Thanks Hekki. Hurts like the devil but I'll live.
Dear Lilo -
Fuck off. Thank you.
I watched I Know Who Killed Me to get myself ready for this shitfest. I am going to watch it on one of the many times they play it. I dont want that shit channel to get the ratings. Boy, was her acting lousey! High School kids in a play could not have been any less wooden. And that voice! It was a struggle not to change the channel it was soooo irritating. How in the hell is she going to pull off Liz Taylors soft little girl voice? Maybe TugBoat Annie's!- but not Taylor's.
GG: damn kids. Hope your foot feels better!
Mel-tang: that sucks! Make sure you get some kind is break!
If the stills are any indication, Liz & Dick will be a one-hour movie about Liz & Dick drinking and arguing on a yacht in Marina del Rey, with something about a book; Liz in cheap wigs and dresses, smoking languorously; and Liz inexplicably driving a rented Porsche Panamera into a semi on PCH.
Hekki, watch it when they play it the 3rd or 4th they run it, and they'll have it on all day, so they dont get the ratings!
I came back in cos some kid ran over my foot with their tricycle! DAMN IT!
Submitted by Cat Scratch on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 6:44pm.
No, Michael, we won't need to wait for Liz and Dick because none of us shall see it!!!!!
It's a monstrosity! Let's all do Elizabeth a favor and tell "Liz and Dick" to suck a cunt, a chode, and an a-hole for good measure as far as the ratings are concerned.
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I'm sorry, but speak for yourself. I will sit my ass at home with a bowl of Smart Pop and a bottle of boxed wine, and make it a Blockbuster night.
I haven't had a good laugh from Lilo since I Know Who Killed Me.
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This dreck was in filming for only 20-some days?! Seems a lot longer. That Grant Bowler guy must be getting his dranky on tonight, now that it's OVERRRR! haha
"and filming ended without the crew committing mass suicide to get away from her deranged ass" - lololol MK!
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CatScratch: I totally get where you're coming from, but I HAVE to watch "Diz and Lick". It promises to be High Camp.
For a long time I had decided to resist the siren song of the possibility of this shitshow, and wanted to boycott the movie. But my schadenfreude is too strong.
Aw Hekki that sucks. :( I really hope you feel better soon.
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I can't believe I'm actually about to say this, but she looks a lot better withthis color/extensions.
I've been taking care of a sick tween for the past five days, and cleaning for two of those days. I blame it on lack of human interaction and bleach fumes.
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Is anyone else reading this as "LiLo Went Back to College"?
Whatever. I'm delirious from a stomach flu. It's been a barfalicious 4th.
No, Michael, we won't need to wait for Liz and Dick because none of us shall see it!!!!!
It's a monstrosity! Let's all do Elizabeth a favor and tell "Liz and Dick" to suck a cunt, a chode, and an a-hole for good measure as far as the ratings are concerned.
too bad she ruined her face. red is better, but it still ain't good.
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Must be like a genesis of rhythm
I get feisty
Whenever I'm with him
GG: that's probably why I don't do anything with myself. I just can't with the upkeep. The only thing I do regularly is give myself pedicures.
Submitted by mefunigirl on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 6:02pm.
please don't tell me this is her house...please don't tell me she has taste in decorating, I seriously couldn't handle it. It would mess with my head.
please let this be some hotel.
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Probably the inside of the home of one of her johns. There are probably pics of his kids on the wall in back of her. :)
Mefunigirl: that's not her place. A while back she did some video from her house (the beach house?) and it was as tacky as you'd imagine.
This is an honest question: is it even possible to get rid of the coke bloat in her face???
please don't tell me this is her house...please don't tell me she has taste in decorating, I seriously couldn't handle it. It would mess with my head.
please let this be some hotel.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Hekki, you have to take care of them and the upkeep is pricey. I just got tired of having to go to the salon to move them up as my hair grew. They are in my vanity drawer for now.
Isn't it time for Lindsey to .... be the new ambassador to Syria. (let's get all the rebel forces to unite on a common enemy..hint...she has red hair now.) LOL
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
ME! ME! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
GG: Thanks for the info. Don't they get ruined, though?
Hope they did a survey of the items in that room before they let her in there alone.
Hekki, if she bought human hair extensions you can do anything to them as your real hair. Yes, I had some...dont judge me!
How does she have any hair left?
Oh yeah. Extensions, I guess. Can you dye and bleach them? (I have no knowledge of that kind of thing.)
Woah, have you seen the comments on her account?! No wonder she is still such a deluded slore. Did my idol Joaquin really do the horizontal shuffle with that thing??
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It must be so tiring to spend your days obsessing over yourself. I'm grateful that I have other people in my life to worry about.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Most of her hair is extensions, the top few inches aren't actually very ginge at all. When you've not actually got enough hair to hide extensions maybe you should just embrace what you have.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 5:12pm.
Haghan ain't stealing the thunder from the Tom-Kat drama, short of throwing herself under a double-decker tourist bus on Sunset Blvd.
Please God, let this happen. Amen.
Oh she's still alive
Can't wait until we see the trailer for this shit! haha She's such a bad actress. Happy July 4th MK!!!!
Haghan ain't stealing the thunder from the Tom-Kat drama, short of throwing herself under a double-decker tourist bus on Sunset Blvd.
Back to Dina bleach shade before the month is out, any money.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Submitted by thebridge on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 5:06pm.
I think she went back natural to get Tommy's attention wants to be the next Mrs. Cruise I mean she can use the money.
Bleached, dyed red, 15 inch long extensions. Nothing natural here.
Tommy Girl should just marry a Scientology lesbian and call it a day.
I think she went back natural to get Tommy's attention wants to be the next Mrs. Cruise I mean she can use the money.
Doobies and Boobies--Brandon Brown
PS: I will probably watch that Liz 'n Dick hot mess because I am a glutton for punishment. And have no shame.
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The more natural color is more flattering to her than that trampy platinum. Unfortunately, you can't wash out stupid, druggie, and recidivist, so good luck with that, Hohan.
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I don't have an iPhone, I don't really get how instagram works. Why are the usernames not clickable so you can look at the rest of someone's pictures? I once looked up someone else on one of those instagram viewing websites (wtf, why do you even need this? shouldn't that be possible on...I don' know, INSTAGRAM?), and when I clicked on the username it gave me a message like "wrong url" or "account does not exist".
Yeah, it does. I just saw a pic that celeb posted. Can you block your shit from commoners or something?
I am officially too old for the internetz.
She's going to need to be her fucked-up, devious best to recapture the headlines from the Tom/Katie divorce.
GAME ON!!!
Her EYEBROWNS!!!
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