The minions of Lucifer must be flicking icicles off of their dicks today, because two miracles happened this week:
1. Lindsay Lohan actually completed all 20-something shooting days of that low-budget Liz & Dick disaster and filming ended without the crew committing mass suicide to get away from her deranged ass (or without the ghost of Elizabeth Taylor bringing chaos to the set by replacing the bowl of Adderall on the craft service table with a bowl of Pez). Lifetime really needs to rush this second coming of the Hindenburg to our TV screens, because it’s wrong to make us wait until the fall to see this basic cable Ishtar.
2. The day after shooting finished, LiLo dyed the Elizabeth Taylor out of her hair and she didn’t take her hair back to the color of a yeast infection. Bitch went back to the ginge and put a picture of it on Crackies with iPhones (aka her Instagram account).
So LiLo finished a job and she’s a ginge again. Now if she can take her face back to its natural state before it looked like a melting Dark Crystal puppet.