Wednesday, July 4th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Koko The Gorilla (41)
Isabeli Fontana (29)
The Situation (30)
Becki Newton (34)
Ute Lemper (49)
Geraldo Rivera (69)
Gina Lollobrigida (85)
Neil Simon (85)
Eva Marie Saint (88)
Pauline "Dear Abby" Phillips (94)

Posted by: Michael K


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omg, Koko! HB you magnificent creature and thank you for all the wisdom, insight, brilliance, and humanity you've given to us undeserving fuckheaded so-called humans ..

Eva Marie Saint, always understatedly wonderful and beautiful

Gina Lollobrigida, the gold standard of drop-dead Italian sexy (and funny) forever .. *off to find the movie "Come September" with her and Rock Hudson and Bobby Darin and Sandra Dee*

HB also Neil Simon and Dear Abby .. true icons

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Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 10:58am.
Anybody have a tried and true easy beef terderloin recipe? Have a whole tenderloin, is it better to just cut into steaks and call it a day? Or grill the whole thing?

Microwave for 3 minutes to get a good sear, then leave it out in the sun for 5 minutes on each side for med. rare. Make sure to season w/ salt and ground pepper.

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Hello LADIES :)

Ms Fury, how is your set up down there, did you make it down ok, nice view and all the stuff?

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Koko The Gorilla...awaa look at Koko with his little kitty buddy, that so cute it sickening, lol!

The Situation...I don't care about this guy one way or the other, I have never seen Jersey Shore (ok 5 min once) he's getting paid to be a Dbag..meh!

Geraldo Rivera...his career was ruined by a 70 year old bottle that wasn't Al Capone's

Neil Simon...what can you say, the man is simply brilliant.

Pauline "Dear Abby" Phillips...clap trap.

Happy Bday Sluts

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HB Koko! Have fun with your birthday feast.

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Happy birthday, Eva Marie Saint and Koko! :) And all the others. :)

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HB to Koko and Neil Simon!

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Rillas are not monkeys...but I do echo the really?!?! The Situation?! How dreadful...

Happy Birthday USA!!!

Anybody have a tried and true easy beef terderloin recipe? Have a whole tenderloin, is it better to just cut into steaks and call it a day? Or grill the whole thing?

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HB Koko, Neil, Eva Marie, Gina!!!! The Sitch? Ick.

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HB to Koko and Neil Simon!

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Eva Marie Saint, happy birthday. She has the delicate kind of beauty that, to me, defined "elegance" over bombshell. Plus, she's a hella actress!

My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.

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how cutes!

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Neil Simon was born on the 4th of July. That's fitting, I think. Brilliant writer.

My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.

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happy b-day, Neil Simon!... i love "Brighton Beach Memoirs".

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

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Aww, Hoof, why do you hatez minkeys?

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MK could have highlighted The Situation's name instead of Koko's and the photo would still make sense.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 10:35am.

I hate monkeys. the situation? really?
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I do too but are you talking about Koko or the situation douche? :P

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I hate monkeys. the situation? really?
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You,re much cuter than my other babies, ....

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HB to Koko, you kitten-loving galoot!

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