Angela Chase Is Knocked Up
I'd rather hear this news from Rickie in the girls' bathroom while I peed sitting down, but Angela Chase gave the news to People first, so I'll just have to deal. Claire Danes' spokeswhore tells People that's she's got a womb full of baby and she made that baby with the dude I always forget she's married to, Hugh Dancy. They better name that baby Catalano Rayanne.
Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy are expecting their first child, her rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.
“There’s definitely a chance, no plans yet,” the Homeland star, 33, told PEOPLE last fall when asked if a baby could be on the way shortly. “But yeah, that’d be fun.”
Danes, who won a Golden Globe in January, wed Hannibal star Dancy, 37, in a private ceremony in France in 2009.
Don't worry, OBAMA, Claire's baby will pass through her vagina long after shooting for season 2 of Homeland ends, so your viewing experience will not be interrupted. SELFISH! Anyway, I hope Claire's baby is born with its father's lashes, because if it's not, then Latisse will have to make some lash growing shit for newborns. When your lashes grow, your lashes show! You know, fuck that Catalano Rayanne shit. Claire should totally name that baby Latisse. It's a hot name and it's only an "r" away from Latrice as in Royale.
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Submitted by Kizzy on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 8:26pm.
Would it be too cruel to laugh if he dumps her to hump on someone else when she's showing?
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Yes!!! Can I have this please?
Submitted by Webberbear on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 8:44pm
Very true. Hollyweird does have a very short memory....must be why they keep pulling the same stupid shit. (Lilo,Travolta,MJ,etc. ad infinitum)
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Great, another smug, superior hipster baby.
yaaaaaaawn...
Who ISN'T pregnant in Hollywood these days? *yawn*
I got through high school with Tori Amos and My So Called Life. Now I can't even watch Princess Mononoke w/out thinking what an outstanding asshole this woman is.
To me, she will always be Angela in "My So Called Life" I was so pissed when that show was cancelled.
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Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella
She's really giving me Judith Light in that picture. Wish I could photoshop some huge 80s glasses on her.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 8:08pm
I thought he was gay.
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Yea, that always stops gay men from having "happy families" with women who have a lot of facial hair.
Submitted by Webberbear on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 8:30pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 8:26pm.
Would it be too cruel to laugh if he dumps her to hump on someone else when she's showing?
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My thoughts exactly, Temple Grandlin may have some negative karma coming her way. Crudup was an ass but Miss Danes was part of dumping Mary Louise at seven months.
Kizzy, If you're old, than I'm dust! I just meant that in the celebrity world, most people have VERY short memories. But if Mary Louise had been as Hollywood popular as Jenny Aniston, and Billy like Brad Pitt? Fugetaboutit!
Submitted by Webberbear on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 8:36pm.
Oh, I remember that. I used to LOVE Billy Crudup and Claire Danes til that shit happened.
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He excites me
Must be like a genesis of rhythm
I get feisty
Whenever I'm with him
Let's hope the poor child looks like its father (before the hot got drained out of him) and not like the mother with her huge ugly nose and man face.
Submitted by Webberbear on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 8:30pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 8:26pm.
Thank YOU for remembering!! (not so much for makin' me feel OLD :))
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
"Billy Crudup and Mary Louise Parker had been together for 8 years and Mary Louise was 7 months pregnant when Crudup dumped her for Claire Danes. Although Danes and Crudup were together for 4 years, Claire reportedly began an affair with her now-husband Hugh Dancy while they were still dating."
Is Homeland good? I love Scandal, is Homeland kind of like that?
Submitted by Kizzy on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 8:26pm.
Would it be too cruel to laugh if he dumps her to hump on someone else when she's showing?
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I think it's been so long, you might have to remind people that before Claire's marriage to Dancy, Billy Crudup left a VERY pregnant Mary Louise Parker for her.
Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 8:22pm.
She is an extraordinary actress
LOOOOOOOOL
good for them, hope they don't divorce before the kid is 10, but this is Hollywood......even if they live in NY......
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He excites me
Must be like a genesis of rhythm
I get feisty
Whenever I'm with him
Would it be too cruel to laugh if he dumps her to hump on someone else when she's showing?
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Congrats, I guess. She is a extraordinary actress..not sure how I feel about her as a person. He's odd looking.
Claire Danes is one of my guilty celeb pleasures (see also: Rose McGowan).
I'm so sorry.
I didn't recognize her.
Whatever. Congratulations I guess.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Sasha and Mahlia look OVER IT.
Mazel tov.
I thought he was gay.