Angela Chase Is Knocked Up

July 4, 2012 / Posted by:

I’d rather hear this news from Rickie in the girls’ bathroom while I peed sitting down, but Angela Chase gave the news to People first, so I’ll just have to deal. Claire Danes’ spokeswhore tells People that’s she’s got a womb full of baby and she made that baby with the dude I always forget she’s married to, Hugh Dancy. They better name that baby Catalano Rayanne.

Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy are expecting their first child, her rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.

“There’s definitely a chance, no plans yet,” the Homeland star, 33, told PEOPLE last fall when asked if a baby could be on the way shortly. “But yeah, that’d be fun.”

Danes, who won a Golden Globe in January, wed Hannibal star Dancy, 37, in a private ceremony in France in 2009.

Don’t worry, OBAMA, Claire’s baby will pass through her vagina long after shooting for season 2 of Homeland ends, so your viewing experience will not be interrupted. SELFISH! Anyway, I hope Claire’s baby is born with its father’s lashes, because if it’s not, then Latisse will have to make some lash growing shit for newborns. When your lashes grow, your lashes show! You know, fuck that Catalano Rayanne shit. Claire should totally name that baby Latisse. It’s a hot name and it’s only an “r” away from Latrice as in Royale.

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