Angela Chase Is Knocked Up
I'd rather hear this news from Rickie in the girls' bathroom while I peed sitting down, but Angela Chase gave the news to People first, so I'll just have to deal. Claire Danes' spokeswhore tells People that's she's got a womb full of baby and she made that baby with the dude I always forget she's married to, Hugh Dancy. They better name that baby Catalano Rayanne.
Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy are expecting their first child, her rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.
“There’s definitely a chance, no plans yet,” the Homeland star, 33, told PEOPLE last fall when asked if a baby could be on the way shortly. “But yeah, that’d be fun.”
Danes, who won a Golden Globe in January, wed Hannibal star Dancy, 37, in a private ceremony in France in 2009.
Don't worry, OBAMA, Claire's baby will pass through her vagina long after shooting for season 2 of Homeland ends, so your viewing experience will not be interrupted. SELFISH! Anyway, I hope Claire's baby is born with its father's lashes, because if it's not, then Latisse will have to make some lash growing shit for newborns. When your lashes grow, your lashes show! You know, fuck that Catalano Rayanne shit. Claire should totally name that baby Latisse. It's a hot name and it's only an "r" away from Latrice as in Royale.
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I bet she's pissed that she's gonna have to fucking eat something now.
"Two boring globs of cold oatmeal reproducing."
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! SO TRUE.
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Submitted by Sarah Smile on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 12:01pm.
"Especially to do that to a pregnant woman. See also: Gisele B. Tom left a pregnant Bridget Moynahan to be with Gisele."
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Not the same thing. Bridget and Tom had goodbye, unprotected sex in Nov, when they were ALREADY broken up. Tom and Gisele began dating in December. Bridget did not tell Tom about the pregnancy until Feb.
I'd be hurt as well, but Bridget and Tom were already broken up. They just had a last hurrah that resulted in a pregnancy.
Two boring globs of cold oatmeal reproducing. BFD. Wake me when Tom pushes Katie into a volcano.
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"Especially to do that to a pregnant woman. See also: Gisele B. Tom left a pregnant Bridget Moynahan to be with Gisele."
The thing is that somebody who does that won't truly appreciate their shit conduct until they're in the same position.
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Danes has been dead to me since MSCL: she's always skulking around, hooking up with men that were committed till she entered the pic and she all-around thinks she's a gift from the Goddesses of the Universe.
Beast of a person.
I swear TV died for me when "My So-Called Life" went off the air. I never recovered. Rickie was my fave (Wilson Cruz).
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I hated her in shopgirl.. Come to think of it.. There isnt anything I liked her in.. I also remember his gay rumors way back before these two even got together
Congrats.
She was the coolest for a while and then changed drastically.
Should've stuck with the red hair and the kind-seeming heart, Ms. Danes. This blonde person who loves Latisse is weird. Seems... unnatural/forced/uncomfortable/unhappy in the eyes? Maybe it's remnants from the fall-out of the whole media-considers-me-a-homewrecker thing.
She'll always be Angela Chase to me.
this is a 33 year old woman? claire looks atleast 10 years older than that..
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I'm with the Prez on this one. I, too, feared for the future of Homeland with this news. Phew! Her character is too nuts to be preggo; they could not write that into the script.
I gotta love this bitch. I mean, she is allegedly very smart, like me, and goes around fucking other bitch's men. Well, I only do that every once in a while. Bitch don't care. She just smiles for the camera and keeps on keeping on. These are admirable qualities!
Submitted by Condi the ingro... : "I thought these two were "on a break" because he's bi-curious or something."
AHA! My gaydar was slightly accurate, perhaps?
I've only ever seen him in "Evening" but I just assumed he was. Was surprised when they were a couple.
ETA: he also dated Anne Hathaway.
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Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 8:22pm.
She is an extraordinary actress
LOOOOOOOOL
??? Well, I happen to think that she is. Temple Grandin will always top my list.
I was so lucky to see the woman Temple when she was here in Vancouver speaking at a SPCA event. If anyone has the chance to go see and hopefully meet her, I recommend it.
Who knocked her up? Bert from Sesame Street?
Submitted by lislop on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 11:56pm.
Tom and Bridget were already broken up She became pregnant during good-bye sex. Bridget didn't even tell him about the pregnancy until she was about 3 months along.
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I stand corrected. :-) All three of them are douchebags.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 10:33pm.
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 10:32pm.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure her vag wasn't lying innocently open, minding its own business when his dick fell in either.
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What? Well there goes my go-to excuse.
Dang it!
*closes legs, gets up off floor*
She's someone who would look better with a couple extra pounds on her. Homegirl needs a sammich stat.
CDAN had a reveal today that she was taking a break from the hubs.
Tom and Bridget were already broken up She became pregnant during good-bye sex. Bridget didn't even tell him about the pregnancy until she was about 3 months along.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 11:02pm.
Right back at you, boo ♥!
Submitted by NationalVelvet on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 11:33pm.
It takes two to tango, but it takes a real cunt to do that to another woman. Clare and Julia Roberts are perfect examples. (A Low Vera?)
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Especially to do that to a pregnant woman. See also: Gisele B. Tom left a pregnant Bridget Moynahan to be with Gisele.
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She was revealed in one of the Blind Items on CDAN as being on a break from her husband earlier this year . . . would be funny if the kid was born with bright red hair.
It takes two to tango, but it takes a real cunt to do that to another woman. Clare and Julia Roberts are perfect examples. (A Low Vera?)
I like her simply because she played Temple Grandlin, and I love Temple.
But I have no clue if she is a cunt IRL. I don't pay much attention to the boring Actors.
Oh, this pretentious twat. So happy she is breeding. I'm sure the kid will be just as pretentious and smug as she is, but hopefully it will look like him instead of her!
Have you guys ever read an interview of hers? She makes Gwennie sound like the Dalai Lama. In one, which I wish I could find, she mentions that she went to Yale...but fails to mention that she never actually graduated...and that she got in due to a her grandfather being the Dean of the art school! Then she gets one of her parents on the phone (during the interview!) & said parent proceeds to say how great and wonderful and brilliant Claire is. *vomit*. It was just too much.
Also, I'm pissed that her atrocious acting/shiteous "British" accent completely RUINED Stardust (which I would have loved, otherwise).
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Lucy♥love, Don't be too hard on her, F that f'n Crudup f*ck!! lol
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She's only 33? She looks much older.
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 10:32pm.
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UGH that Crudup bitch! *smdh* Girl's lucky to have nothing more to do with that wandering peen! ☺
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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 10:32pm.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure her vag wasn't lying innocently open, minding its own business when his dick fell in either.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 10:26pm.
Can't stand this whore. Not that talented, awful, pear-shaped body, shit attitude, fading looks. *pushes Danes over strategically placed throw rug and activates trap door to Hell*
I'm in love with this comment. I'm in love!
*jumps on couch repeatedly*
I loathe Danes but I don't blame her for the Crudup/Parker mess. It was Crudup's fault entirely. Danes didn't knock up Parker. Crudup wasn't just casually walking down the street when his peen just accidentally landed in Danes' vajayjay. Mulitiple times. Jesus.
Can't stand this whore. Not that talented, awful, pear-shaped body, shit attitude, fading looks. *pushes Danes over strategically placed throw rug and activates trap door to Hell*
I thought these two were "on a break" because he's bi-curious or something. I certainly wouldn't blame him if he was going the Travolta route, because Danes is one ugly moose. I have no idea why everyone kisses her ass over her role in Homeland - all she does is chew scenery like an MF.
I guess their upcoming baby friend will cement their "love" forever, though. I just hope it looks like Dancy if it's a girl. He's the far prettier of the two.
I remember once watching reruns of My So Called Life in high school with a friend and there was a scene where Jordan comes over to Angela's house to see her. He ate a piece of cheese, then while still chewing Kissed her. Grossed my friend and I out so bad.
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humans_off_earth_now, lol didn't Loopy say that Patrick Wilson was prancing about in that all nekkid? Can't even remember, haven't seen Angels in America in ages, may need to check it out, ahhaha ;)
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Submitted by Webberbear on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 8:36pm.
"Billy Crudup and Mary Louise Parker had been together for 8 years and Mary Louise was 7 months pregnant when Crudup dumped her for Claire Danes. Although Danes and Crudup were together for 4 years, Claire reportedly began an affair with her now-husband Hugh Dancy while they were still dating."
I forgot all about this shit! Now, I really don't ike her though I hope she has a healthy baby but still, I don't like her.
I'm having a really good bottle of pino grigio.
Just saying.
Aw congrats to them. They're not attention-horz so automatic like!
I remember her from The Family Stone. I have no idea why I even like that movie but it made me laugh. She was gorge AND I had an irrational thing for Luke Wilson, so... don't ask... LOL ❀
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Yay Tori Amos got name checked! She got me through HS too...
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 8:23pm.
I think I know who you were talking about the other night, if ya know what I mean.
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Think I'll cleanse my palate by watching some ML Parker in "Angels in America." Damn what an epic performance.
Fuck off Danes, you bore me.
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I was a big fan of the TV Show My So-Called Life. But, knowing what I now know about Claire Danes, I wish they had just renamed it RayAnne's So=called Life. That actress was much more interesting than this wet noodle. Hugh Dancy is cute, though. I'll give her that.
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Submitted by Webberbear on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 9:17pm.
wow - such clueless cuntiness wrecks even my good memories of the show now :(
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Submitted by Webberbear on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 9:17pm.
RE: "My So-Called Life", Claire had refused to continue to star if the show was picked up for a second season. Critics said that Claire's disinterest was the nail in the coffin for the show. "Claire Danes saw the shooting of the show as stressful, and announced at the end of the first season that she wouldn't return in an eventual second season. With her disinterest, the show's creators Interest in continuing the show also vanished."
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Well then...I CURSE Claire Danes!!!
PS. I didn't realize she broke up two other relationships- especially with a preggo ML Parker. That is just f-ing low.
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Submitted by Webberbear on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 9:17pm.
OK, so she's just as much of a cunt as the Crudup sitch made me think she was. Guess all those 'stellar' roles she got afterward just proved what a wise decision-maker she is.
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Submitted by agirl on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 9:10pm.
Start the countdown clock!! ROFL
I know it's mean to say, but dayum, that's a very cruel thing to be a party to doing to another woman, especially while she's pregnant.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
RE: "My So-Called Life", Claire had refused to continue to star if the show was picked up for a second season. Critics said that Claire's disinterest was the nail in the coffin for the show. "Claire Danes saw the shooting of the show as stressful, and announced at the end of the first season that she wouldn't return in an eventual second season. With her disinterest, the show's creators Interest in continuing the show also vanished."
Submitted by blather999 on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 8:44pm.
Seriously. How fucking hard is it to say, "NO. Go home to your pregnant S.O."?
I'm just glad I won't be the only one laughing if that does happen to her. Karma's a cold, hard bitch.
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I hate it when certain people are just awesome at a particular age and in a particular role (Angela/MSCL) and then time just always has to come along and fuck it all up.
Damn you, Time! /jon stewart indignation voice
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