Open Post: Hosted By A Soon-To-Be Mother Of The Year
Somewhere a single white tear has trickled down White Oprah's orange-glazed cheek, because it seems like it was just yesterday when she was pushing a case of beer in a stroller while a little Lindsay Lohan crawled on the pavement behind her. Then White Oprah wiped up that tear with her finger and licked it up, because that shit is definitely 100 proof.
Here's the knocked up Chilean Ewok, Snooki, pushing a stroller full of Pepsi bottles and a Coors Light box in Seaside Heights, NJ yesterday afternoon. In a few months after Snooki pops out CPS' new poster child and pushes him down the street, the paparazzi will take the exact same picture again, because she's full of so much yeast that she'll definitely give birth to a case of beer.
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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 4:12pm.
Snooks should invest in a double stroller so she has room for the baby and the beer...
hahahaha. Or a sidecar for the keg.
Snooks should invest in a double stroller so she has room for the baby and the beer...
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Oh that made me almost spit coffee all over my iPhone. Are they going to have a baby shower for her on JS? I would die if one of those slores got her a double stroller!
that canopy part comes down over the front to shield the booze err..baby! duh!
rookie.
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Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 3:58pm.
cause nothing says "ima gonna be a good mommy" like a 24 pk beer in stroller.
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followed by a Pepsi chaser! :)
Stop. The bus.
She's wearing regular old FLAT flip flops.
*dies*
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yep, they are flat but they are still one inch platform flats!!!!
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LOL I love this idiot...
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Stop. The bus.
She's wearing regular old FLAT flip flops.
*dies*
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! She's in training, dammit. Dem babies get heavy.
At least this dumb bitch had sense enough to realize she couldn't continue to walk in her high heels. Yikes, I didn't realize Jessica had gotten so big!! I ballooned up huge, but I lost 20 lbs. immediately at birth, 20lbs. a bit later, and still working on the rest. (so got used to packing it in)
This troll strikes me as the type to starve herself and her baby just to keep the weight she lost before she got pregnant off.
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This is the kind of loser I see when I go visit my sister. But the moms are usually 17. It actually startes with the parents, if you dont teach the damn kid a sense of right and wrong you get this kind of mouf breather.
Woah, triple post, how did that happen? On the other hand I am now convinced that Snooki got that pram from Toys R' Us
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Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 3:57pm.
So how short is she?
Shorter than me, lol. Think she's supposed to be 4ft 9
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Crikey, I knew she was small but wow- apparently Kylie is 5'2" and she is the size of a button!
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Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 3:57pm.
So how short is she?
Shorter than me, lol. Think she's supposed to be 4ft 9
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Crikey, I knew she was small but wow- apparently Kylie is 5'2" and she is the size of a button!
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On my phone, it almost looks like she's pushing around R2-D2.
Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 3:57pm.
So how short is she?
Shorter than me, lol. Think she's supposed to be 4ft 9
cause nothing says "ima gonna be a good mommy" like a 24 pk beer in stroller.
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I heard on the morning radio that they found out who the guys who were following Katie & Suri around are, but I got to work before they announced it. I can't find it anywhere. Does anyone here know?
i... i... i... i'm at a loss... there's just so much, and nowhere to start... there's nowhere to rest the eyes... it's just fuckery overload!... i'm getting a headache.
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So how short is she?
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She's going to be quite the little butterball. At least she won't be as big as Jessica, I'm still scrubbing my eyeballs over that one.