Open Post: Hosted By A Soon-To-Be Mother Of The Year

Now, now, people. She could just be returning empties.

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Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 5:01pm.
Actually, yeah it is. Your friend learned what NOT to do in order to make him/herself happier in life. He/she decided they were NOT going to live that way.

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Pss

I had a friend in high school whose mom was so strung out on crack, she speant almost all of high school sleeing on friends couches cuz mom culdnt keep a roof over her head. Today that friend is a sanford grad working as an engineer at nasa. Yeah, parents only have so much influence on their lids...

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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."

The expression on her face is priceless.

And OT: go away, stupid fucking severe thunderstorms!!!!!!! I don't want to lose power! Please don't take away my air conditioning!!!

Submitted by mike on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 4:55pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 4:47pm.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 4:37pm.
annobanano -- OMG, I'm an animal nut, I would go crazy if I saw a kitteh in a stroller, absolutely cray-zay!

valorious -- I LOVE your avie; love Jerri Blank and Amy Sedaris.

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Tatty, did you see the movie Strangers With Candy? I had no Idea who Amy Sedaris was when I watched it and I was pissing myself laughing at her. I was "who the hell is this?" I've seen it two or three times now.

You need to watch the series! The movie was a pale shadow of the series.
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I'll honest Mike I was just looking up now to see what year the movie came out and just saw it was a TV series too, I did not know that. I'll have to look for it on DVD.

Submitted by Smells Like Tea... on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 4:38pm.

Mmmmmmm. Sweet, sweet nectar. >;)
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oolollo at your avatar

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by Honey_Badger on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 4:51pm.
Hi Whamo!

Did you party it up Canadian style??
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Yes I did, a BBQ and got hammered!

How about you what did you do anything special?

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 4:47pm.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 4:37pm.
annobanano -- OMG, I'm an animal nut, I would go crazy if I saw a kitteh in a stroller, absolutely cray-zay!

valorious -- I LOVE your avie; love Jerri Blank and Amy Sedaris.

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Tatty, did you see the movie Strangers With Candy? I had no Idea who Amy Sedaris was when I watched it and I was pissing myself laughing at her. I was "who the hell is this?" I've seen it two or three times now.

You need to watch the series! The movie was a pale shadow of the series.

WHAT DAS SAID!

Submitted by Honey_Badger on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 4:48pm.

i say that your roommate needs to buck up, and take some antihistamines, damnit!!... any kitty overrules Taco Bell dogs, in my opinion!!

anyway, glad you got her to see a vet.

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

I wish everyone who contributed in getting this ...THING the uncalled media attention it gets, a slow and excruciating death.

And since it's mandatory being braindead to watch reality shows i will spell it out for you: yes i mean y'all reality show watchers. You are what's wrong with this world.

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Do you want a banana?
No i don't wanna

Hi Whamo!

Did you party it up Canadian style??

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Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella

Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 4:43pm.

So how tacky will I be with a non-hummer sized stroller with 2 pussies and a Kizzelet? ROFL j/k one of the cats is too damned fat, the other far too flighty. (kitty ADD)

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

I guess if ur orphaned or abandoned, u may as well kill yourself cuz your only as good as the People who raise u and we all know, those who grow up in the system dont have a good time.

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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."

Hi Jack

She is doing better today after another vet visit.
Thanks for asking.

The vet said should be an indoor cat and spend her remaining time left being pampered and I agree.
However, my roommate won't allow her inside due to severe allergies and her owners will not take her inside because they have a new dog. Yep, the've basically abandoned her for a yappy Taco Bell dog.
I have a nice place set up for her on the covered back porch but she is still exposed to other aggressive felines and raccoons.
The situation isn't ideal so I'm trying to see if some nice granny would adopt her permanently.

Thanks to everyone who answered my post last night. I really appreciate it.
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Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 4:41pm.

Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 4:28pm.

I think the parents only have so much influence
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I'ma jerk a knot in the Kizzelet's head if he EVER brings home anything this trashy, trust. GG's right, you have to draw a line for them somewhere, and let them know what will and won't be tolerated. If they grow up knowing there are certain parameters, they have a better idea of what kind of fuckery they're not supposed to get up to.

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Nobody in my circle had the BALLS to ask me to get their beer whilst I was preggers. Had they, I would have shanked them but good. somethings we pregnant women should just not be expected to do.
fuck them. I don't even drink beer.
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"

@ Twat Muffin

And I politely moved aside to let the lady with "twins" pass by in the stroller, and she bent over and said "we're almost home" to the cats. So freakin weird, lol.

Hate to say it, but she looks like something out of a Fellini movie there. Or a John Waters one.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 4:37pm.
annobanano -- OMG, I'm an animal nut, I would go crazy if I saw a kitteh in a stroller, absolutely cray-zay!

valorious -- I LOVE your avie; love Jerri Blank and Amy Sedaris.

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Tatty, did you see the movie Strangers With Candy? I had no Idea who Amy Sedaris was when I watched it and I was pissing myself laughing at her. I was "who the hell is this?" I've seen it two or three times now.

Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 4:28pm.

I think the parents only have so much influence, when kids hit a certain age, i think peers affect peoples behavior much more than the parents beliefs... U grow up in jersey, shit like snookie might happen to u....

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I beg to differ. My mother would have killed me in my sleep before she'd let one of her daughters disgrace herself like these common whores do. Yes, I got up to shenanegans when I was younger but I'd never make a public spectacle of myself. My parents made it clear that acting a fool would NOT be tolerated. Also, one thing my father said to me when I was a girl has stuck with me - "Don't be a follower". Too bad, too many young girls are just sheep now.

Submitted by CheeryBitch on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 4:37pm.

Nectar of the Gods!

Mmmmmmm. Sweet, sweet nectar. >;)

Submitted by Smells Like Tea... on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 4:35pm.
Coors and fucking Pepsi. Nice.

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Nectar of the Gods!

I have to admit, her crazy clown sunglasses have me mesmerized.

annobanano -- OMG, I'm an animal nut, I would go crazy if I saw a kitteh in a stroller, absolutely cray-zay!

valorious -- I LOVE your avie; love Jerri Blank and Amy Sedaris.

Submitted by Honey_Badger on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 4:32pm.
At least she is wearing flats.
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Afternoon Honey B:)

Submitted by mitchyul on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 4:24pm.

I hate Hummer sized strollers and when they take a city bus or use the subway with them.

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DITTO!!!

I LOATHE trying to run down the trail and these bitches are limping along at 2mph, yapping while pushing double strollers, dragging a dog, and not for a second moving out of the way of anyone else. HATE.

And dear God, quit being so damn proud to be a "ho"!! (MK excluded, for obvious reasons)

Coors and fucking Pepsi. Nice.

Klass Akt

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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 4:30pm
At least she has the sturdy tripod type for when she goes on the stroll, stagger, wobble, weave, stroll.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Honey_Badger on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 4:32pm.

how's your kitty?? 8-)

I'm talking about your sick CAT!!!! sheesh
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

Lovely. A shining example for young parents everywhere.

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"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."

- Yogi Berra

Since the last post I've had stupid R Kelly songs in mah brains!!!!

*cranks up Straight Outta Compton, crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube..........*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 4:26pm.
@Event Horizon
It's called liking rock n roll as opposed to hip hop/R & B. Not everyone loves hip hop/R & B. Some of us actually vote with our wallets, too, and don't buy any of his shit when we've heard what a pedophile scumbag he is, in order to not support his lifestyle of being a pedophile scumbag.

Thank you for articulating that so well. And the Jersey Shore cast, Kuntrashians, Blohan: what a sad state of affairs American 'culture' is in. I pray.

At least she is wearing flats.

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Or the artist formerly known as SalmaNella

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 4:29pm.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 4:26pm.
I was born a poor black child.
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HAHAHAHA!!... you're a "Jerk"!
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LMAO so glad someone got it... *high fives*
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

I loved my stroller...I used to walk 5 miles with my three boys in it, then 5, 3 and 1, to take my oldest to school. I lost so much "baby fat". Maybe this Chilean booze whore will take her baby for nice walks?

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 4:26pm.
I was born a poor black child.
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HAHAHAHA!!... you're a "Jerk"!

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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."

@gg

I think the parents only have so much influence, when kids hit a certain age, i think peers affect peoples behavior much more than the parents beliefs. Thats how someone as levelheaded and astute as nicole richie ends up being associated with paris or how someone as successful and talented as mark walberg ends up in jail for assult. U grow up in jersey, shit like snookie might happen to u....

b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."

@gg

I think the parents only have so much influence, when kids hit a certain age, i think peers affect peoples behavior much more than the parents beliefs. Thats how someone as levelheaded and astute as nicole richie ends up being associated with paris or how someone as successful and talented as mark walberg ends up in jail for assult. U grow up in jersey, shit like snookie might happen to u....

b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."

Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 4:22pm.

In reference to the last post, what walks of life do the people who post on this site come from
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I was born a poor black child.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

@Event Horizon
It's called liking rock n roll as opposed to hip hop/R & B. Not everyone loves hip hop/R & B. Some of us actually vote with our wallets, too, and don't buy any of his shit when we've heard what a pedophile scumbag he is, in order to not support his lifestyle of being a pedophile scumbag.

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by mitchyul on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 4:24pm.

I hate Hummer sized strollers and when they take a city bus or use the subway with them.

Or when people take up the entire sidewalk with their double-wide stroller - for their freaking CATS. Yes I am serious.

Submitted by Kizzy on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 4:22pm.

just change a side-blow-out with orange poo diaper
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I DO.NOT. miss those days...
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

I hate Hummer sized strollers and when they take a city bus or use the subway with them.

In reference to the last post, what walks of life do the people who post on this site come from that youve never heard a song by am artist (r kelly) whos music has been at the top of the charts for a good 20 years now? Im shoked so many people had never heard a somg by him...

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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."

OK, note to Jessica and future note to Snooki--just change a side-blow-out with orange poo diaper, guaranteed you'll lose your lunch. Yoik.

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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008
"We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Preg or no, keeping it klassy.

Bet she will give her spawn Mountain Dew in a bottle...trash.