Open Post: Hosted By A Soon-To-Be Mother Of The Year

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Hi all! What's shakin'?

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Hehe Honey, it is scary though, isn't it?! Especially if you can recall it so vividly. I'd be too busy peeing my pants from the fright!

Bacony, you too!

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@ Honey B...,while I've never had an experience myself and tend to be skeptical I believe people truly believe they've had experiences, I always look for rational explanations but at times I would agree they're hard to find. If you've had that many perhaps your a portal of some type?

@ Whamo and Within

Maybe I share too much on here.

Carry on! :-)
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Agree with Whamo, Honey! Were you on something? That's just too much! lmao!

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@Whamo
That is only a few ghost/strange phenomenon encounters I've had in my life. I wish it was shrooms! I was a mess for months after I moved out of that haunted cabin.

@ Mike
If you want to see Big Foot then come to rural British Columbia, Canada and go camping in the bush.

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LOL Honey, good idea! If you don't go as a group, streaming it is the way to go! I like they way you put it though... hahaha

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I believe that ghosts do exist. In our old house, I use to have a vision of a woman at the top of our stairs. She had curls in her hair, and wore a white dress. The strange part was that she had no eyes. I only started seeing her after my Aunt died.

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@ Hekki --

yes, my dad abt 3 mos after he died. me at home in situation with a guy that proved unsafe. let's just say i didn't think i could get away w/out being caught. guy in bedroom, me in living room in dark laying on couch. could not see front door open but heard it open/close and saw light from apt hallway shine into my place. heard footsteps down short hall and acrossliv rm floor, thought guy had gotten out w/out me noticing. i closed eyes to pretend asleep, he shook my foot. i opened eyes, my dad looking at me smiling. i tried to get up, felt like something pushed me back down. he walked to bedroom (not floated, i heard footsteps). no noise, nothing from back. but about 10 min later guy came out, said he had to go, apologized and left, never saw him again.

since then, i pay attention when i "daydream" or have dreams about deceased love ones, wondering if some kind of message is being sent

Happy 4th to U.S. - have a fun holiday, and happy middle of the week to everyone else

*exits to "Twilight Zone" theme*

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

@ honey B...WTF!!! Flying ceramic angels and 4 year old GHOST BOYS????? Lol, what did you dose out on 3 grams of shrooms or some shit? That's crazy talk isn't it? I'm not sure what to say, was it a camping ground on an old INSANE ASYLUM??? I mean sweeeet geeeeezuz

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Holy crap, HB! o_O
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

I'd love say that I've had a paranormal experience, but I haven't.

Ghosts, UFOs, Bigfoot - nothing.

If I had my choice, though, it would be something cryptozoological (Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot - that sorta thing).

I'm not holding my breath, though.

@ Within

I haven't seen Magic Mike yet. I'm going to wait until I can view it "privately." LOL

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I rented a cabin once that was haunted by something "bad"
It would toss stuff around at night and there was all kinds of cobwebs and creepy crawlies that would return the next day even after a good cleaning.
The bedroom was the worst. I had these ceramic angels that my Mom gave me. I hammered in a few nails and as soon after I hung them up they both FLEW right off the wall in front of me and slammed into the opposite wall and broke in a pieces. The day I moved out was when I was lying in bed and this black shadow came out of the wall and was coming towards me. All I could do was pray. I was frozen in terror. I also kept having this little ghost boy about 4 or 5 years old coming to me crying and asking me to help him. Whatever went on there was BAD and that energy still remained.
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Too many dumbass errors in that last post to go back and correct! *shakes head*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

When I was in college, a friend of mine was killed in an awful one-car accident. He was in the car with three other guys. The driver was the only survivor.

Some time later, I felt that I needed to do a couple of things to get a sense of closure. The first being to go to the accident site, the second to put flowers on his grave.

I chose to visit the accident scene first. I driving, alone, in my car. As I was nearing the ditch, my seatbelt, but only the portion across my chest, tightened significantly for a few moments, and then released. No possible explanation.

A few weeks later, I brought flowers to my friend's grave. This time, I brought a gal pal along. While we were at in the open air, I looked up just as a shooting star was going by. I pointed it out to my friend. Now, seeing one falling star is a wonderful and rare thing. But this star was followed by two others moments after the first. *shakes head* Too much coincidence here.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Hey Honey_B, have you seen it already? I thought it was exactly as expected! And PetmyFur was very cute too! You already know how I feel about a Boner-ManJello sandwich! ღ

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GG: Yeah, this subject comes up here periodically. I find it endlessly fascinating.

When Mr. Hekki told me about the babysitter, my heart stopped for a second.

I wonder if that exorsit shit is real? Maybe things like psychpats are actually people possed by demons and not mental illness

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Hi Within

BTW, I read your review of Magic Mike in an earlier post. :-) Must of been fun spending time with your friends and going to see a movie filled with delicious eye-candy.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 6:21pm.
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That's close though Twatty, you can never be too sure, some things are best left unexplained...

*Waves at kittymuffin!*

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Hola. horz!

Ghost stories! Yay! I has one. *catches up first*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

LOVE the ghost stories!

There are some websites that collect real ghost stories, but I like to hear them from people I know. It's a fun subject to bring up at parties, because everyone has a good story.

Hekki, yes I have seen ghosts. Told my ghost stores a few months back when we were telling ghost stories. Turns out I played with them.

@ Hekki

I've seen many ghosts since I was little. My grandparents lived on a farm in rural Alberta and I often saw the ghosts of First Nation warriors in the field. Also, at night there would be this figureless shadow apparition carrying a old lantern down the road.

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Hey Honey_B, don't mind the rain much unless I'm at the beach hahah Had a great weekend, some friends came over and had a good time! Although, you're party last week, sounded WAY FUN, I have to say!! It's good when you can go out of town mid-week like that, especially over the summer! ;p

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@Hekki: this is true, true, true. My dad died when I was 11. He owned a bar in Chicago. So many details I would love to add, but suffice it to say he my Mom had a 'tumultuous' relationship. When he was sick in the hospital, knowing he was going to die, he pulled all his IV's out, somehow caught a cab in his backless nightie and showed up at our door demanding to see his 'kitten' one more time. Mom wasn't having it, although I was crying and begging to hug him. (OMG-I probably need to get back to my therapist) Anyhoo, after he died, all our lights would go on and off, all the drawers in the house were stuck and one night I heard my Mom: 'Leonard, this is enough!' All the shenanigans stopped, but a couple days later, I was sleeping, woke up suddenly, and there was my Dad at the foot of my bed. I could smell his mix of Old Spice, the flannel shirts he always wore, Pall Malls and VO (whiskey). He looked at me, went to touch my foot and that was it. I felt really good after that. OK, TMI I know, but somehow that just had to come out.

Hekki - be patient!!! I've never seen a ghost, but have had some very strange things happen at my parents house when I was a kid.

For example, I was 16, my parents were out of town and it was a school night so there was no partying or anything like that going on. A friend of mine was going to come over and stay the night after he got off work... I crashed before he got there. I told him the door on the back deck would be open. It was fall so I had several windows open in the house and left the back door wide open, only a screen door. The next morning when I woke up, he was no where to be found. I called and he said "dude you locked the fucking door, duh"... walked through the house and all the windows had been shut and locked.... the backdoor had been shut, dead bolted and this security stick had been placed under the door knob (mom was a security freak). The house was locked down TIGHT. It was freaky as hell. My mom swears it was my grandpa (who I was VERY close too, he would always worry about me not being careful or being too careless wherever I went). He had died the week before. I was the only one that didn't make it to the hospital to tell him "goodbye". She thinks he still watches over me. I like to think so.
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Submitted by kittymuffin on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 5:44pm.

I hope she's not 17 with a boyfriend and a license.
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Yup, 17... doesn't really have a boyfriend, at least not just one anyway.... and doesn't have a license (thank God she can't pass the damn test lol)

well dont rush it(license) you will stay up all night waiting for her to come home..when they pull outta they driveway screaming whoot!..we are heading to the beach.. shit.. but I wish her luck with passing her test..maybe for a job and an accomplishment.

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 6:15pm.

After my grandmother died, I had a dream that I was sitting on her living room floor playing with these wooden blocks that she had when we were little. She walked into the room and I said, "Grandma, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be dead!" She said, "I am. Don't worry about me, I'm fine." Then I woke up. I still don't know if she actually appeared or if it was just a dream.

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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 6:15pm.

Yes. Also, my son used to talk to someone in our house. He was 3. I woke up in the middle of the night once and my son was at the bottom of the stairs talking to someone. I asked who and he said Mr. Cameron. About one year later a guy came to the door asking to see what we did with the place because he grew up there (he was a cop in his cruiser etc) and I learned his grandfather died upstairs. Mr. Cameron. Because they were all cops, the house records suppressed their names so I didn't know the prior persons name before the bank took their house.

Theres a video of me with so many orbs swarming around it looks like im in a snow storm. Weird rhing is the orbs dodnt float around anyone else in the video, just me :/

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Hekki -- OMG, I told my mom that if she came to me in ghost form I would never forgive her. Shortly after she died, though, I went into the basement, far at the end, and there was a light on. I've heard talk that spirits come to you through the lights. Now I don't know if maybe I had left that light on, I was so messed up with grief, but I always wonder if that light was her coming to me. Aside from that, though, no ghost stories from me.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 5:58pm.
*pulls out Muskoka chair sucks on werthers yells at GD jet skiers*
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LOLOL you tell 'em. Definitely, if you're out there all day roughing it in the wilderness aka cottage country, you can't take for granted dry feet or a dry bed. So true! That and you don't want to ruin your shiny new MEC silk long johns... ;p

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jack: Me too! I LOVE true ghost stories.

When my dad was in the hospital, he was unable to speak (and basically in a coma anyway), I told him if he had anything to tell me, he could come and visit me from the other side. So far? Not a word.

Has anyone here seen a ghost?

Fact or faked is the best! Especially when u think its a shoe in that something is faked but the weirdest most unexplanable shit happens when they go investigate

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Submitted by valorious on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 6:02pm.

annobanano-corrected myself...sheepish grin.

I used to know an Anna Banana back in the far off time. She was kind of a tramp, but it was the first of countless times I heard that nickname.
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No problemo. In fact, a cop that pulled me over told me to "slow it down, Anna Banana". No ticket, so he could call me whatever the hell he wanted, lol!

Submitted by valorious on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 6:05pm.

And gottam! I can't afford HBO this season. Gotta be a way to catch up on TB online.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 6:04pm.

That photo is priceless.

In other news, the babysitter at my MIL's beach house won't babysit there at night since she saw the ghost of my late FIL sitting in his old chair reading the newspaper. Spooky!
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That is spooky. I love ghost stories like this... Have you ever seen ghost hunters or something like that on the travel channel?? holy crap they've been to some creepy ass places.
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And gottam! I can't afford HBO this season. Gotta be a way to catch up on TB online.

Side note, I just got a job telemarketing (desperate times call for desparate measures) and a bunch of my calls today were to Virgina and other states hit by this major calamity. Lord, did I feel like a shit asking if they needed car insurance.

Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 5:55pm.

LMAO!!! You have an unhealthy hatred for this woman... :P boobs don't have to be big. I love all shapes and sizes. I like the small/medium perky ones. Look, more than a handful and you're risking a sprained tongue.

As far as my eyesight... you may have a point, after all,I am blind in one eye.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers

That photo is priceless.

In other news, the babysitter at my MIL's beach house won't babysit there at night anymore, ever since she saw the ghost of my late FIL sitting in his old chair reading the newspaper. Spooky!

jack -- boy, I am hauling you off to Lenscrafters and getting your eyes checked -- Sookey is UG-LAY!!! Trust me, women know this shit! And her boobs aren't even that big.

annobanano-corrected myself...sheepish grin.

I used to know an Anna Banana back in the far off time. She was kind of a tramp, but it was the first of countless times I heard that nickname.

Hi ((Within))

This was no gentle summer rain but a full on West Coast monsoon.
I still had fun though drinking and playing some pool at the bar with a bunch of rednecks. whoot whoot.

How was your weekend?

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Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 5:55pm.

I think the fairies are BAD... not sooki and jason, the other ones. They remind me of the mermaids on Pirates of the Caribbean... all sweet and pretty and then POW eat your fucking face off.

Of all the people on that show, I miss Godric the most. He was a cool cat.
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@ Reason...lmfao!! Hey when you're doing 14 hour days on the water the last thing you want is a wet tent..I've done my years and years in tents,

*pulls out Muskoka chair sucks on werthers yells at GD jet skiers*

@Mike-HA!! Did he do any of his creative cussing?

@annobanno-Thanks for that link! There is hope for humanity when The Rooster has his own website. We shan't let the ignorant and untalented take over!! SOON...

Jack: yeah, Lafayette was possessed by a witch for a bit last season. And yes, Jason does have fairy blood, but it seems like every time he or Sookie asks questions, they get booted from fiaryland. So, I just want to know- are they good or bad?

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 5:47pm.

Doooogggieee:P. I'm driving (traffic so yayaya)

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