Open Post: Hosted By A Soon-To-Be Mother Of The Year

LOL Honey, I know several voluteer firefighters... hahahaha And I've been "rescued" after the lady at my old apartment building nearly burned the whole building down and the ff's had to be called to "carry" us out, OF COURSE! Those guys are a hoot and so friendly like you wouldn't believe! Good lord have mercy those big fellas are dangerous!

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Good idea, WR.

Back to the normal routine for the most part. A train buddy who walks super fast showed me some limits last week, but I'm sure I'll be back to 100% in no time.

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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK

Why does a Katy Perry movie exist?

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 7:42pm.

But then Whamo would counter with his tent clothes-stealing chick adventures lol
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LMFAO!!!! Hey at least I got to tag her first, she was a wacky one for sure, she got a good pair of my button flys too crazy bitch!

Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 7:43pm.

A uniform and a fit body make my panties drop!

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Just add in some tequila shots and you've got a nice evening there. ;-)

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I have to kick Bishop Brennan up the arse!

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I have to kick Bishop Brennan up the arse!

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 7:46pm.

I had a two hour fuckfest with a Scientologist on youtube today.

Link, please? ;-)

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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK

Bebeh, you need to fire up the indoor grill, let the alarms go off and call them to come check on you, ok!? HAHAHA they can ensure all your extinguishers are working, that the batteries are in ok! Go through the fire exit plans with you! haha

It's hard to take it easy and rest isn't it?! But they won't heal otherwise if you're chasing the little loves about all day! ღ

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Whammers - I was going to let WR do my dirty work for me.

HB - Yes indeed. It wasn't very speedy, but I gave it a pass that time.

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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK

I can't figure out how to copy and paste from my phone so......Whamo, HB, etc. I cirmly believe loved ones visit you agter they are gone. I have had several experiences but none as strong as the visit I got from my son in the second week after losing him. I was laying on the couch when suddenly my chest felt heavy, like a baby resting on it and suddenly I was drenched in his smell. My mothers kitten came over to me and he was drenched in the smell and he was behaving strangly, sniffing at my chest like there was something there to investigate. It lasted for about 5 minutes and them POOF, the heaviness was gone and so was the smell.

Within,

You BIG tease!! ;-)
You can't dangle a big one like: " I could tell you stories about firemen and cops..." and then stop.

Come on...

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Did anyone watch "Magic Mike"? I thought it was a steaming pile of horseshit! Like "Showgirls" turned down real, reeeeeal low. They hardly showed any of those hot ass guys! I hardly got a glimpse of Joe Manjello, the Hispanic dude, the Boner dude. I'm miffed.

I was impressed by Channing's dancing though. There's a scene where he's spinning from the ceiling, Flashdance style, and I thought "There is no way in hell this guy hasn't sucked a dick or twenty."

Submitted by beb on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 7:39pm.

Me too, HB. I can't get into the details, but let's just say I've had a personal tour of a FedEx truck. Package delivered.

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Yeah but mine was caught on video and they were clearly points of light that followed only me. I videotaped me and my friends dancing and there were clear points of light zipping all around me as I danced through the video, and it was clear they werent dust particles because hey were moving super fast and clearly were following me as I moved and they were bright, like light...

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@ beb, I was surprised you didn't go there lol

@ Sal..I'm on my BB, I had a two hour fuckfest with a Scientologist on youtube today, you would have been proud of my ragging him down.
I'm going to eat shortly but I'll poke my head over there in an hour or so, I'll give you a shout out when I do:)

LOL @ Beb

Delivered a nice package, huh?
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Submitted by Honey_Badger on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 7:35pm.

hehehe

Naked firemen. They have those big hoses.

Mind you, I have a thing for any guy in uniform. UPS...Postal Worker...Paramedic.

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Youre my kind of girl! A uniform and a fit body make my panties drop!

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WR - a little tough start in the AM, but doing good overall. The pups are great - this one here ^^^^ is cocking his head at the sirens.

Fire trucks going by now! *gets binoculars*

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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK

Submitted by beb on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 7:36pm.

I think my house may burn down tonight, judging by the rocket my neighbors just set off...
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So funny.....I feel that way every fucking year, rockets landing on my roof and shit or catching in a tumble weed so that a fire ball is blowing down the street.

I went to a display a couple years ago and some idiot brought his dog to the event, but the end of the show the dog was shaking worse than Jack at the end of titanic....:/

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I have had some weird freaky, unexplainable shit happen to me over the years but the thing that freaked me out he most was the little girl from "The Brookdale Lodge". I hadn't seen a ghost before and she was SO VIVID! I ran out of there screaming.

Honey and Bebeh, I could tell you stories about firemen and cops... HAHAHAHAHAH *ok, settles down, it's only Tuesday!* ☺☺☺

But then Whamo would counter with his tent clothes-stealing chick adventures lol

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Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 7:33pm.
I am watching Father Ted DVD box set and wishing I could go to Tedfest soon.

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LOL! I love that show. Have you also seen the series, "The IT Crowd?"

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Me too, HB. I can't get into the details, but let's just say I've had a personal tour of a FedEx truck. Package delivered.

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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK

Submitted by Sayonara on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 7:29pm.
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Interesting, I hear these sightings a lot from people when they lose a loved one. I sometimes wonder if at times they are a coping mechanism to help heal the loss?

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 7:33pm.

Orbs to me are just light reflections IMO, my old GF use to go on and on about orbs in her pictures and it drove me nuts lol!!! I would always say everybody gets those, I see them all the time so those one I aint buyin lol

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Hey ya Guamo. Speaking of hideous creatures, you feel up for poking fun at some of them?

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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

Submitted by beb on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 7:32pm.
... Nah, not much for parades. Unless there are naked firemen. That may change my mind.
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It's like we speak the same language bebeh! And Firemen? NOW YOU'RE TALKIN'!! OLOL

How are you feeling any better? And the little pups? *scratches their bellies just to see the little tails a-waggin'* heheheheh

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I think my house may burn down tonight, judging by the rocket my neighbors just set off...

*grabs hose, programs ICE on speed dial*

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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK

hehehe

Naked firemen. They have those big hoses.

Mind you, I have a thing for any guy in uniform. UPS...Postal Worker...Paramedic.

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Did someone say nekkid firemen? *perks*
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I am watching Father Ted DVD box set and wishing I could go to Tedfest soon.

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@Beb

Gotta love a parade!
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 7:20pm.
@whamo

How do u explain orbs following me around on video?
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Orbs to me are just light reflections IMO, my old GF use to go on and on about orbs in her pictures and it drove me nuts lol!!! I would always say everybody gets those, I see them all the time so those one I aint buyin lol

I know you, WR. Let's just leave it at that. ;-)

Nah, not much for parades. Unless there are naked firemen. That may change my mind.

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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK

Hey Beb,

That sounds like fun. I love town parades.

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Hehe bebeh, how did I know that'd be your first thought? Huh?

Are you going out to watch the parade? Might be a cool eve! ☺

ETA: I'd be weary of going back too Bacony!

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 7:21pm.
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I would only see the vision if I stared up at the top of the stairs at night, and when no one was home. I never felt that the ghost was there to hurt me. I think it was a sign from my aunt.

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Im screamin free v nasty

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@Within

No, I never did go back. I wanted to leave everything as was--comforted and with closure. :)
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Sounds yum, Bacon. No fireworks (legal, at least) in my town tonight. Just the parade for all the townies.

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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK

Whamo, I could go a million places with that, but I'll let WR's sucio mind go there. :-)

Not much going on tonight. Big parade in town tonight - everyone is dragging their lawn chairs down the street.

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@Beb

Beerz and brats! So far, the fireworks are still on, to! How about you?
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Bacony, kind of his goodbye to you, that's true! Do you ever drive by there or would it be too strange?

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Hi bebeh!!! Just talking ghost stories and supernatural incidents. Ever have any supernatural out of body experiences, and we don't mean involving your BH! lol

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@Within

The seat belt tightening was a little startling. For a moment. But all said, I found both events comforting in the end, if that makes any sense. *scratches head* Kind of like the goodbye I didn't get to have with my friend.
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Hey beb, what's shakin dude?

Submitted by Sayonara on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 7:08pm.
I believe that ghosts do exist. In our old house, I use to have a vision of a woman at the top of our stairs. She had curls in her hair, and wore a white dress. The strange part was that she had no eyes.
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Wow that's some freaky shit too! ;)

Hi Bacon!!! What's going on for the 4th?

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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK

@whamo

How do u explain orbs following me around on video?

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Hey beb!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead

Honey....no no it's all good, that's been your experience and I find it interesting:)